Current Events > was i wrong to start breaking stuff in the supermarket?

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Robot2600
04/30/23 7:04:23 PM
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I was just standing there looking at all those fucking chips, jars of ketchup, shredded cheese, sour cream, jalepenos, taco shells, and just start opening up bags of chips and waving. Smashed jar after jar of marshmellows, made from cow bones, in order to protest the rampant consumerism eating away at our lives. You think you're eating food, but the food is eating each of us every day. So I'm really smashing these chips and waving the bags. No one said anything to me and I just walked away.

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Heartomaton
04/30/23 7:06:21 PM
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...Marshmallows come in jars?

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goatthief
04/30/23 7:07:08 PM
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Weird topic bro

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kingdrake2
04/30/23 7:07:18 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
...Marshmallows come in jars?


the melted ones yes.

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VampireCoyote
04/30/23 7:07:54 PM
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you were justified

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A_Good_Boy
04/30/23 7:08:39 PM
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You're never wrong in fighting against the big faceless mega corporations.

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MarcyWarcy
04/30/23 7:36:29 PM
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needs a rewrite with a funnier ending and yeah like people have mentioned maybe swap "jars of marshmallow" out for something else more relatable. 5/10 as it is, but i think you can make it better if you try again


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Robot2600
04/30/23 8:16:40 PM
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yea the ending needs work. god it's there, like a dream half remembered, a coalescing haze.

but you're all wrong about my jars of marshmellows.

we're talking about them now, aren't we?

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A_Good_Boy
04/30/23 8:17:15 PM
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People don't know that marshmallow fluff comes in jars? Smh CE.

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Robot2600
04/30/23 8:18:32 PM
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i wasn't really talking about those kinds of jars but it's definitely hitting something

write a better ending, remove last sentence. 3 sentence maximum.

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Flauros
04/30/23 8:22:30 PM
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NTA.

Your panda, your choice.

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Robot2600
04/30/23 8:24:59 PM
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"Waving and waving, the spicy rain of chips. Chips and dips. Jars and jars and jars of dips."

I was just standing there looking at all those fucking chips, jars of ketchup, shredded cheese, sour cream, jalepenos, taco shells, and just start opening up bags of chips and waving. Smashed jar after jar of marshmellows, made from cow bones, in order to protest the rampant consumerism eating away at our lives. You think you're eating food, but the food is eating each of us every day. So I'm really smashing these chips and waving the bags. Waving and waving, the spicy rain of chips. Chips and dips. Jars and jars and jars of dips.

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Thud
04/30/23 8:46:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/6/AAfbtgAAEbu2.jpg

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