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Valjackal 04/18/23 6:21:34 PM #1:	Waiting on my Texas Roadhouse and these heroes pulled up next to me. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/1/AADkClAAEZSN.jpg --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:972927779] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Waiting on my Texas Roadhouse and these heroes pulled up next to me.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/1/AADkClAAEZSN.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 04/18/23 6:22:37 PM #2:	The fuck? They even have window bars in the back? Is this for real? --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:972927792] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>The fuck? They even have window bars in the back? Is this for real? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 04/18/23 6:25:55 PM #3:	How is that wrap legal? --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:972927853] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>How is that wrap legal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 04/18/23 6:26:30 PM #4:	Xatrion posted... The fuck? They even have window bars in the back? Is this for real? It's probably a government surplus vehicle, the wheels scream "government leo fleet" --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:972927865] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Xatrion posted... </cite><quote>The fuck? They even have window bars in the back? Is this for real?</quote>It's probably a government surplus vehicle, the wheels scream "government leo fleet"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToadallyAwesome 04/18/23 6:28:33 PM #5:	National Thottish Behavior Prevention.what --- http://imgur.com/QKdxwuI <cite>ToadallyAwesome posted [p:972927890] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>National Thottish Behavior Prevention.what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devilanse333 04/18/23 6:29:57 PM #6:	Looks fake --- XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2 PSN: DevilAnse33 <cite>Devilanse333 posted [p:972927914] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Looks fake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 04/18/23 6:31:25 PM #7:	damn i have to be simp in secret now --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:972927928] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>damn i have to be simp in secret now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 04/18/23 6:31:37 PM #8:	Devilanse333 posted... Looks fake Found the simp --- She/Her <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:972927935] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Devilanse333 posted... </cite><quote>Looks fake</quote>Found the simp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiderman23J 04/18/23 6:34:37 PM #9:	this is the type of shit i would do if i was rich. Get a car and detail it with something stupid like that --- buss on life <cite>Spiderman23J posted [p:972927990] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>this is the type of shit i would do if i was rich. Get a car and detail it with something stupid like that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 04/18/23 6:41:41 PM #10:	Crazyman93 posted... It's probably a government surplus vehicle, the wheels scream "government leo fleet" It is, I didn't get a full pic but you can see the spotlight near their side mirror. --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:972928119] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite><quote>It's probably a government surplus vehicle, the wheels scream "government leo fleet"</quote> It is, I didn't get a full pic but you can see the spotlight near their side mirror.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 04/18/23 6:45:47 PM #11:	Valjackal posted... It is, I didn't get a full pic but you can see the spotlight near their side mirror. Simp stopping 24/7 --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:972928209] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>It is, I didn't get a full pic but you can see the spotlight near their side mirror.</quote>Simp stopping 24/7</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 04/18/23 7:31:35 PM #12:	Valjackal posted... It is, I didn't get a full pic but you can see the thotlight near their side mirror. ftfy --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:972929072] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>It is, I didn't get a full pic but you can see the thotlight near their side mirror.</quote>ftfy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 04/18/23 7:37:52 PM #13:	A legendary thotslayer is always on duty. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:972929184] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>A legendary thotslayer is always on duty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 04/18/23 7:39:12 PM #14:	keep fighting the good fight boys! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:972929207] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>keep fighting the good fight boys!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 04/18/23 7:48:37 PM #15:	It's either a shopped pic or the decal is fake. It still won a chuckle out of me though lol. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:972929387] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>It's either a shopped pic or the decal is fake. It still won a chuckle out of me though lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair 04/18/23 7:50:19 PM #16:	Alright, so I have to ask, wtf is that store to the right of Ulta Beauty? I shared this image with my buds in discord and we've been trying to figure out wtf it is. We can't even agree on what the letter is, I've googled names starting with D and I also thought it could be a stylized B. Found a few names but the font is all wrong. Please help. Is it an Office Depot? Edit: We found it, it is a Home Goods. It was a fucking H. Alright, emergency over. --- My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter. <cite>Crimson_Corsair posted [p:972929421] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Alright, so I have to ask, wtf is that store to the right of Ulta Beauty?I shared this image with my buds in discord and we've been trying to figure out wtf it is. We can't even agree on what the letter is, I've googled names starting with D and I also thought it could be a stylized B. Found a few names but the font is all wrong.Please help.Is it an Office Depot?Edit: We found it, it is a Home Goods. It was a fucking H. Alright, emergency over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 04/18/23 7:55:49 PM #17:	Prestoff posted... It's either a shopped pic or the decal is fake. It still won a chuckle out of me though lol. Literally took the pic out of the driver side window of my car. I possess no Photoshop skills. Crimson_Corsair posted... Alright, so I have to ask, wtf is that store to the right of Ulta Beauty? I shared this image with my buds in discord and we've been trying to figure out wtf it is. We can't even agree on what the letter is, I've googled names starting with D and I also thought it could be a stylized B. Found a few names but the font is all wrong. Please help. Is it an Office Depot? Edit: We found it, it is a Home Goods. It was a fucking H. Alright, emergency over. It's a HomeGoods. Edit: Ha, didn't realize you edited. --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:972929527] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Prestoff posted... </cite><quote>It's either a shopped pic or the decal is fake. It still won a chuckle out of me though lol.</quote>Literally took the pic out of the driver side window of my car. I possess no Photoshop skills.Crimson_Corsair posted... </cite><quote>Alright, so I have to ask, wtf is that store to the right of Ulta Beauty?I shared this image with my buds in discord and we've been trying to figure out wtf it is. We can't even agree on what the letter is, I've googled names starting with D and I also thought it could be a stylized B. Found a few names but the font is all wrong.Please help.Is it an Office Depot?Edit: We found it, it is a Home Goods. It was a fucking H. Alright, emergency over.</quote>It's a HomeGoods.Edit: Ha, didn't realize you edited.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/18/23 7:56:35 PM #18:	They won't catch me --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972929536] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>They won't catch me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 04/18/23 8:05:37 PM #20:	simpin aint easy --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:972929703] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>simpin aint easy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 04/18/23 8:05:55 PM #21:	Did you mod him for abusive behavior? --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:972929708] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Did you mod him for abusive behavior?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 04/18/23 8:21:20 PM #22:	Valjackal posted... Literally took the pic out of the driver side window of my car. I possess no Photoshop skills. Oh got it lol. So it's a decal lol. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:972929988] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>Literally took the pic out of the driver side window of my car. I possess no Photoshop skills.</quote>Oh got it lol. So it's a decal lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Valjackal 04/18/23 8:29:32 PM #24:	That's a blue line I can get behind. --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:972930139] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>That's a blue line I can get behind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Devilanse333 04/18/23 10:19:32 PM #26:	MarcoRubio posted... Found the simp Ive been trying to quit. =( kicks rock --- XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2 PSN: DevilAnse33 <cite>Devilanse333 posted [p:972932266] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>MarcoRubio posted... </cite><quote>Found the simp</quote>Ive been trying to quit.=(kicks rock</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop9800 04/18/23 11:12:53 PM #28:	WhY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!?! --- There's enough attention whores on CE already <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:972933206] in Simp Patro... [t:80416496]...</cite> <quote>WhY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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