Current Events > 'Trying' is such a weird euphemism for making a baby

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lilORANG
04/15/23 12:18:19 PM
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So weird when my wife just volunteers to family and friends that we're "trying"

Like, lots of unprotected sex. My father-in-law really needs to know that >_>


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Irony
04/15/23 12:19:04 PM
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It's trying when you're consistently failing

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wackyteen
04/15/23 12:19:44 PM
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Treating sex as something to never talk about is also weird

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Error1355
04/15/23 12:20:24 PM
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Because saying "I'm ejaculating into your daughter nightly" doesn't really go well.

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wanderingshade
04/15/23 12:20:54 PM
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Would you want to say "Me and my wife have been going at it, so far no luck"?

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Poorly
04/15/23 12:24:01 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Because saying "I'm ejaculating into your daughter nightly" doesn't really go well.
Whoa mods said da dirty words

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Irony
04/15/23 12:24:34 PM
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I'm currently blasting my load into your daughter sir

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Prestoff
04/15/23 12:31:15 PM
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lilORANG posted...
So weird when my wife just volunteers to family and friends that we're "trying"

Like, lots of unprotected sex. My father-in-law really needs to know that >_>

So what would you want her to say?

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Kakapo
04/15/23 12:32:07 PM
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Thats when you wink, do the mouth clicks and finger guns

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lilORANG
04/15/23 12:42:35 PM
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Prestoff posted...
So what would you want her to say?
Not tell them at all so it's actually a surprise

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wackyteen
04/15/23 12:53:07 PM
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Practicing sounds like a euphemism for wearing protection

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Ar0ge
04/15/23 12:54:57 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Not tell them at all so it's actually a surprise


Don't tell them you had a baby either. Then they'll really know you've been stuffing their daughter.
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wackyteen
04/15/23 12:56:50 PM
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Ar0ge posted...
Don't tell them you had a baby either. Then they'll really know you've been stuffing their daughter.
Have the baby, get tired, drop it off unannounced on their doorstep with a note "Oh BTW we made this for you, congrats on being grandparents!"

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