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deoxxys
04/14/23 12:18:50 AM
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https://static.pcci.edu/PCC/Handbook/22-23-Jan/?_ga=2.210586261.1204908991.1681444355-107656693.1681444354

This is the ONLY college my dad would pay for and it's a horrible militant Christian college. I hated going to church and I wanted to party and have sex so naturally I didn't take him up on going here.

Pensacola Christian btw

Here's some of the highlights:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/6/AAPCn7AAEYYe.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/7/AAPCn7AAEYYf.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/8/AAPCn7AAEYYg.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/9/AAPCn7AAEYYh.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/0/AAPCn7AAEYYi.jpg

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MC_BatCommander
04/14/23 12:20:46 AM
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Sounds more like a cult college

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Gritty
04/14/23 12:23:14 AM
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Apparently, Jesus didnt have long hair and a scruffy beard
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Zikten
04/14/23 12:23:46 AM
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They ban Rock Music. I know there is a ton of other horrid things about them but that stood out to me. I thought people had calmed down about Rock decades ago.
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loafy013
04/14/23 12:28:53 AM
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Quick question. If god created man in his image, then is the male or female form the correct one? Unless it changes over time, in which case, being transgender would be the only correct interpretation.

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cjsdowg
04/14/23 12:32:47 AM
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When I was very down on my luck. I got offered a job from a human service place that was Christian based and it was very much like this with the rules that the people we worked with had to follow. I would be doing intake working with people in different drug programs and such. I just stop being a CO and I wanted to help people so I assumed something like this would be good. And back then the big thing that they were complaining about was not trans people but gay people getting married and they had this whole big section about the why that was bad and if I worked here I have to make sure not to support that. I stayed poor, and didn't take the job.

I think you made the right choice here. You might have some debt, but ironically you will still have your soul at the end of the day.

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Priere
04/14/23 12:36:44 AM
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No doxxing?

1984

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deoxxys
04/14/23 12:37:14 AM
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Lmao if you're 23 you can live off campus but it has to be with someone of the same gender or your parents/grandparents. If it's with an uncle or aunt they have to be married because you might bang your aunt LMAO
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/9/AAPCn7AAEYYr.jpg

God I thought it was bad that they required you to go to church every Sunday but turns out there's required chapel every single day.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/0/AAPCn7AAEYYs.jpg

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deoxxys
04/14/23 12:39:53 AM
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Can't play or watch M/R rated movies guys loll

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VampireCoyote
04/14/23 12:40:38 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Sounds more like a cult college


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deoxxys
04/14/23 12:40:44 AM
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loafy013 posted...
Quick question. If god created man in his image, then is the male or female form the correct one? Unless it changes over time, in which case, being transgender would be the only correct interpretation.
I think the interpretation is supposed to be that God is a man because he created Adam in his image and Eve was created from his spare rib

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deoxxys
04/14/23 12:41:53 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
I think you made the right choice here. You might have some debt, but ironically you will still have your soul at the end of the day.
Oh the most education I got was some community college, I never got a full college education because I didn't want to be in debt and I didn't know what I wanted to do.

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Quorthon109
04/14/23 12:43:49 AM
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I did a deep dive on this once. If you're a woman you'd have probably been in for the most damaging experience of your life going to a place like this. It's the most restrictive living conditions you can imagine, and if you happen to get on someone's wrong side you can get in trouble for things like wearing headphones or wearing a certain kind of hoodie off-campus if someone decides to report you.

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Zikten
04/14/23 12:43:58 AM
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Back when I believed in religions, I interpreted, "made in his image" as that we were granted immortal spirits inside our bodies. God is meant to be a spirit being. So I felt that line is actually referring to the fact that we are given souls
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Medussa
04/14/23 12:47:31 AM
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i'm laughing to keep from a having a total mental breakdown. what godsdamned year do these people think it is?

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Kim_Seong-a
04/14/23 12:58:53 AM
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Yeah. When I was in high school we got visitors from these colleges every other month trying to tell us why we should come go there when we graduate. Every single one had similar rules lol.

Hell my sister went to Bob Jones (rip. she's not dead, but rip) and she couldn't even go to the movies with us because, even if she was on vacation, if they had found out she'd gone into a theater they would've expelled her. (Because movie theaters have bad movies and randos might see a christian walk into one and think they were gonna watch something sinful lol)

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hockeybub89
04/14/23 12:59:33 AM
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Same kind of shit you see at places like Liberty or Oral Roberts.

But remember, somehow all those darn liberal colleges are the ones forcing everyone to be exactly the same.

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BurmesePenguin
04/14/23 1:00:00 AM
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I'm shocked they looked so far into entertainment restrictions that they banned people importing European video games with a rating higher than PEGI-12.
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cjsdowg
04/14/23 1:04:20 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Hell my sister went to Bob Jones (rip. she's not dead, but rip) and she couldn't even go to the movies with us because, even if she was on vacation, if they had found out she'd gone into a theater they would've expelled her. (Because movie theaters have bad movies and randos might see a christian walk into one and think they were gonna watch something sinful lol)

You had to have a note from your parents to date interracially at Bob Jones...I could never have went there. Since CJ loves all the ladies.


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Kakapo
04/14/23 1:05:28 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
You had to have a note from your parents to date interracially at Bob Jones

what the actual fuck

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Kim_Seong-a
04/14/23 1:07:51 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
You had to have a note from your parents to date interracially at Bob Jones...I could never have went there. Since CJ loves all the ladies.

Oh jesus I hadn't even heard of that. Fucked up.

I do know there was some sort of independent investigation into sex assaults on Bob Jones's campus a while ago and the administration disbanded the group doing it and called off the whole thing, or something to that effect. Idk if anything ever came of it.

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loafy013
04/14/23 1:42:00 AM
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deoxxys posted...
I think the interpretation is supposed to be that God is a man because he created Adam in his image and Eve was created from his spare rib
I personally enjoyed Neil Gaiman's version in the Sandman comic. First was Lilith, but Adam complained to god because she liked to be on top when they fucked. So she was kicked out. Then god made another, but Adam watched and got grossed out because he saw her creation, starting from bone, then muscle, then skin being added. OK, I can get being creeped out there. Eve was attempt number 3.

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Questionmarktarius
04/14/23 10:36:43 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
I'm shocked they looked so far into entertainment restrictions that they banned people importing European video games with a rating higher than PEGI-12.
I wonder if CERO is a loophole here?
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Nasty_Nitro
04/14/23 10:55:51 AM
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lol sounds like a living hell

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Nasty_Nitro
04/14/23 10:56:22 AM
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some moral orel type shit

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
04/14/23 11:01:15 AM
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I would think a lot of the Christian Colleges are like this. Like Liberty University has the same or VERY similar rules.

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DementedDurian
04/14/23 11:08:56 AM
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They allow T-rated games?

Once someone brings out Disgaea 6 they're going to change that...

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NoxObscuras
04/14/23 11:20:08 AM
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JFC and I thought Pepperdine University (Christian University in Socal) had stupid rules. This school takes things to a whole new level though.

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Cheater87
04/14/23 11:24:01 AM
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Sounds North Korean.

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ForsakenHermit
04/14/23 11:24:41 AM
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The No bullying rule is the only thing I can get behind. Other than the gambling, stealing and lying prohibitions I brake every single rule that they prescribed. I'm not Trans but I do support their rights as people.

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Butterfiles
04/14/23 11:37:18 AM
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#TheyTargetedGamers

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IMNOTRAGED
04/14/23 11:39:26 AM
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I sure do love legalized discrimination as long as you believe in the right god!

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DKBananaSlamma
04/14/23 11:41:46 AM
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What the hell lol

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brestugo
04/14/23 11:48:08 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
You had to have a note from your parents to date interracially at Bob Jones...I could never have went there. Since CJ loves all the ladies.
It was an outright ban until the 1980s. IIRC, they wouldn't receive federal money unless they changed that policy.

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Guns_of_Verdun
04/14/23 11:53:48 AM
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I like that they include no bullying allowed after talking shit about gay and trans people

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brestugo
04/14/23 11:59:31 AM
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Yeah college students can get carried away with alcohol, but pretty sure Jesus' first miracle was water to wine.

Then the guests turned wine to urine.

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BurmesePenguin
04/14/23 12:08:55 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
I wonder if CERO is a loophole here?
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Heartomaton
04/14/23 12:10:34 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
I like that they include no bullying allowed after talking shit about gay and trans people

Also that rule against discrimination that's buried under all the discrimination.

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codey
04/14/23 12:11:49 PM
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The trans ban one is especially funny

If God created both man and woman in his image, wouldn't that I ply that god isn't cis?

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