Current Events > I've got a physical today. I'm gonna try to get a boner to make it awk.

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Ever popped one during the exam?

idk why you would do that, but you do you, buddy

A hot doc was my fear as a teen and is a hope as an adult.

boxoto posted...

idk why you would do that, but you do you, buddy

for fun

if only we had a word for deliberately putting people in sexual situations they want no part in.

Only during prostate exams

Gremlynn posted...

if only we had a word for deliberately putting people in sexual situations they want no part in.

Yeah, but hot doc cant complain without violating confidentiality. Its a brilliant plan.

Spurner posted...

A hot doc was my fear as a teen and is a hope as an adult.

same. this one i think is a dude (my main doc just retired) and hopefully a straight dude for max awkwardness. if he's a professional, he's seen a billion dicks and it won't be awkward at all, but oh well.

Yes, I've gotten erect with a lady doctor. It was slightly awkward.

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Yes, I've gotten erect with a lady doctor. It was slightly awkward.

only with the lady doctor?

not only are you not going to do this, you're weird for making this thread. congrats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP8HOg4NzN8

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how would I be sexually harassing someone by having a natural occurrence occur? It would be as if I were trying to sneeze or fart.

pauIie posted...

not only are you not going to do this, you're weird for making this thread. congrats.

In the doctor office right now. Attempting to do it.

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Yes, I've gotten erect with a lady doctor. It was slightly awkward.

P sure this is a guy. My doctor for years and years before that was female.

Friendly reminder that many years ago when he was a LUEser TC had a collection of nudes and lewds from female users (mostly acquired via our now dead spin-off site) which he then later uploaded to a porn site.

Friendly reminder that as LUE became mostly in their 30s and well aware of his behavior he migrated to a younger demographic on CE where he still periodically requests provocative pictures of female posters.

Friendly reminder that his baby mamas all fucking left the country.

TC, how big are you when hard?

Once as a wee lad I couldn't stop giggling at a female NP doing my hernia check because her moving my bits was tickling me

My dad wasn't too happy.with my reaction

MrResetti posted...

Once as a wee lad I couldn't stop giggling at a female NP doing my hernia check because her moving my bits was tickling me

My dad wasn't too happy.with my reaction

Lol your dad was in there?

ZannoL posted...

TC, how big are you when hard?

Nothing astounding. Between 6.5 and 7.

dj1200 posted...

Lol your dad was in there?

I was maybe 10 - most parents are in the room for their child's physical I presume

Dey never check my privates when i go in for a physical

All i do is sit down and answer questions lmao

dj1200 posted...

Nothing astounding. Between 6.5 and 7.

That's bigger than average.

Anyway, how did it go?

I had a boil down in my groin area once. There was a female physician and nurse down there to lance it and clean it up. Of course I was in no position to sprout wood with the intense pain and mess. I did get my entire genital region cleaned off by the nurse though.