Current Events > we need a law anything based on greek mytholgy has zeus get kicked in the nuts

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Sure but you have to edit all the scripts

Once upon a time in ancient Greece, Acemos, a young man with a big ego, boldly claimed that he could kick Zeus, the god of thunder and lightning, in the groin. His friends warned him not to anger the gods, but Acemos was too confident in his abilities.

So, Acemos approached Zeus and attempted to kick him in the nuts. But to his surprise, Zeus dodged his kick and instead, gave Acemos a swift kick in the backside.

Acemos went flying and landed with a loud thud. As he got up, he realized that Zeus was standing right in front of him, his face contorted in anger. Zeus bellowed, "How dare you try to attack a god!"
But before Zeus could finish his sentence, Acemos interrupted him and said, "Ha! You missed, Zeus! You're not as quick as you think!"

Zeus's eyes narrowed, and he looked like he was about to unleash his wrath upon Acemos. However, just then, a bolt of lightning struck the ground between them, sending both of them flying.

As they got up, they saw that they had been transported to a strange, alternate dimension where they were both dressed like chickens. Acemos looked at Zeus and said, "Well, this is awkward."

Zeus sighed and replied, "You know what they say, Acemos. Pride comes before the fall."
From that day on, Acemos learned his lesson and never again boasted about his abilities to the gods. Zeus, on the other hand, couldn't help but laugh every time he thought about the time he and Acemos were turned into chickens

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Zeus was pretty much an asshole. I feel like they don't show this enough in most Greek myth shows and movies. I'd love something that actually went all out in showing how much he sucks

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Bold claim, but go on