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Scorsese2002
04/09/23 1:39:56 AM
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Have you today?

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R1masher
04/09/23 2:01:54 AM
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Yeah, smashed one out at target, had to wipe forever, seemed like the more I wiped the more it spread it, was literally painting my crack brown, sooo messy

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Snakethief
04/09/23 2:03:59 AM
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Same
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Heartomaton
04/09/23 2:04:02 AM
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If you're eligible, there's a business that buys poop for fecal transplant procedures. You could make $500 every time you dump ass.

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SSJ3_NAPPA
04/09/23 2:32:06 AM
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Soup er day

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Zikten
04/09/23 2:36:40 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
If you're eligible, there's a business that buys poop for fecal transplant procedures. You could make $500 every time you dump ass.
What makes one eligible?
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Heartomaton
04/09/23 2:44:30 AM
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Zikten posted...
What makes one eligible?

You have to send in a sample shit for them to analyze to find out if your crap has the specific microbes they're looking for. If you do, they'll buy your subsequent shits.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/09/23 2:55:42 AM
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zikten doesn't have the special poops

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Sariana21
04/09/23 2:56:08 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
You have to send in a sample shit for them to analyze to find out if your crap has the specific microbes they're looking for. If you do, they'll buy your subsequent shits.
Theyre stealing your DNA.

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Zikten
04/09/23 2:57:06 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
zikten doesn't have the special poops
Probably not
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Heartomaton
04/09/23 2:59:34 AM
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Okay, the initial process is a bit longer than just submitting a sample. There's an application and a phone interview first.

https://goodnatureprogram.com/

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Tom_Joad
04/09/23 4:09:33 AM
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Dumplestilskin would like a word.

https://youtu.be/858a-HZesjE

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