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ssj3vegeta
04/08/23 12:41:47 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/nt7bpyK.jpg

why did no one tell me dis works

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cjsdowg
04/08/23 12:44:19 PM
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And you showed no interest until her saw what she was working with. So it is all fair.

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Poorly
04/08/23 12:55:38 PM
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She won the genetic lottery

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HANGtheDJ_86
04/08/23 1:04:45 PM
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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 1:05:55 PM
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Poorly posted...
She won the genetic lottery
She might have gotten breast implants.

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MedeaLysistrata
04/08/23 1:08:52 PM
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yeah, the luxury condo really is a must have these days

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No_U_L7
04/08/23 1:09:22 PM
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Thats what luxury condos are for

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WhisperWolf2005
04/08/23 1:09:44 PM
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Real qt
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DOOM-64
04/08/23 1:11:08 PM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
@No_U_L7

he is tc

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BunkerBoy
04/08/23 1:12:57 PM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
@No_U_L7
That's TC
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No_U_L7
04/08/23 1:14:22 PM
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DOOM-64 posted...


he is tc

BunkerBoy posted...

That's TC


No

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DOOM-64
04/08/23 2:13:38 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Thats what luxury condos are for

lol they impress no one .


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No_U_L7
04/08/23 2:15:07 PM
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DOOM-64 posted...


lol they impress no one .



Tell that to all the girls Ive taken home

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DOOM-64
04/08/23 2:19:31 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Tell that to all the girls Ive taken home

they sleep with you because they already made up their mind and its convenient you got a place nearby to have some fun and let you deal with the wet spot bed sheets and shrimp-soup smelling room.

at no point of their thought process they went like I was not going to consider getting laid with this guy, but since he owns a boxed airspace inside a building instead of an actual house now I have changed my mind

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No_U_L7
04/08/23 2:25:11 PM
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DOOM-64 posted...


they sleep with you because they already made up their mind and its convenient you got a place nearby to have some fun and let you deal with the wet spot bed sheets and shrimp-soup smelling room.

at no point of their thought process they went like I was not going to consider getting laid with this guy, but since he owns a boxed airspace inside a building instead of an actual house now I have changed my mind


lmao at all the mental gymastics in this post

if you don't understand why a luxury unit in a high rise with great view overlooking the city is more of a panty dropper than a house in the suburbs, idk what else to tell you

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MedeaLysistrata
04/08/23 2:33:56 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
lmao at all the mental gymastics in this post

if you don't understand why a luxury unit in a high rise with great view overlooking the city is more of a panty dropper than a house in the suburbs, idk what else to tell you
It's more of an urban monastery aesthetic

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Cobra1010
04/08/23 2:41:30 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
She might have gotten breast implants.

Her face is still pretty, unless she had a lot of work done there as well.

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DOOM-64
04/08/23 2:41:30 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
lmao at all the mental gymastics in this post

if you don't understand why a luxury unit in a high rise with great view overlooking the city is more of a panty dropper than a house in the suburbs, idk what else to tell you

who said house in the suburbs?


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Damn_Underscore
04/08/23 2:42:40 PM
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I own a castle in the mountains and women hand me their underwear when I tell them

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Dakimakura
04/08/23 2:43:47 PM
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I showed dis girl my luxury trailer and she got all horny. It really works

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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/08/23 2:45:29 PM
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That look makes me think that she lure guys in and then kill them.

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Pepys_Monster
04/08/23 3:29:28 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
lmao at all the mental gymastics in this post

if you don't understand why a luxury unit in a high rise with great view overlooking the city is more of a panty dropper than a house in the suburbs, idk what else to tell you
I never understood the appeal of a high rise apartment. I'd take the house in the suburbs any day.

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theAteam
04/08/23 4:18:49 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
lmao at all the mental gymastics in this post

if you don't understand why a luxury unit in a high rise with great view overlooking the city is more of a panty dropper than a house in the suburbs, idk what else to tell you

Wait till she sees my immaculate lawn

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StarDestroyer
04/08/23 4:25:23 PM
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Does this luxury condo have a mango tree in da backyard?
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DOOM-64
04/08/23 4:26:38 PM
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theAteam posted...
Wait till she sees my immaculate lawn

and your TWO STORY home where there are no noise complaints

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Pitlord_Special
04/08/23 4:34:14 PM
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I put that I'm a homeowner in my dating profile, no cap.

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EnormousBreasts
04/08/23 9:20:44 PM
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Had a great time!
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bigtiggie23
04/08/23 9:24:07 PM
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She then tells you $500 for an hour or $2500 for the whole night.

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ssj3vegeta
04/11/23 12:16:27 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
She then tells you $500 for an hour or $2500 for the whole night.

dat is a great deal, where do i find her???

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