Current Events > Imagine telling your 2004 self about current Dragonball

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Goku has red, blue and silver haired forms now
Vegeta has red, blue and purple haired forms now
Broly is now canon but he's tarzan now
Freiza has gold and black forms now
Gohan has a red eyed silver haired form now
Piccolo has lime and orange colored forms now and orange makes him look like a dragon quest demon
Kid Buu was not stronger than Super Buu just more unhinged and unpredictable
Tien, Yamcha and Krillin are still losers
There was an evil Goku with Pink super saiyan and he was the best new villain right up there with Baby for how insane he was, he fucking won,too.

tremain07 posted...

Tien, Yamcha and Krillin are still losers

He believed me.

This was when Dragon Ball AF pics were all over the internet. So if my future self came and essentially verified those rumors I'd be hyped af.

tremain07 posted...

Goku has red, blue and silver haired forms now
Vegeta has red, blue and purple haired forms now
Broly is now canon but he's tarzan now
Freiza has gold and black forms now
Gohan has a red eyed silver haired form now
Piccolo has lime and orange colored forms now and orange makes him look like a dragon quest demon
Kid Buu was not stronger than Super Buu just more unhinged and unpredictable
Tien, Yamcha and Krillin are still losers
There was an evil Goku with Pink super saiyan and he was the best new villain right up there with Baby for how insane he was, he fucking won,too.

I wish I could do this so I would have lost interest in Dragonball much earlier than I did

My 2004 self didn't give a shit about Dragon Ball. I didn't start to give a shit about Dragon Ball until last year when I read the manga.

14-year-old me would be into it, just like 33-year-old me is.

I'd rather tell myself about the really weird shit. Like Goku punching an alien with large nipples and making him cry, Vegeta learning to cook to apease the God of Destruction (who is a cat), and the voice actor for Mario voicing the CEO of the restructured Red Ribbon Army.

Heartomaton posted...

14-year-old me would be into it, just like 33-year-old me is.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAPa_qAAET-r.jpg
Imagine telling them that he really did come back for him.

Hayame_Zero posted...

I'd rather tell myself about the really weird shit. Like Goku punching an alien with large nipples and making him cry, Vegeta learning to cook to apease the God of Destruction (who is a cat), and the voice actor for Mario voicing the CEO of the restructured Red Ribbon Army.

https://gfycat.com/slimnarrowhake

Yeah, it's still weird to me nobody knows he also voiced the villain in JSRF, BIG DOJI

tremain07 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAPa_qAAET-r.jpg
Imagine telling them that he really did come back for him.

14-year-old year old me didn't give two shits about the Pokmon anime tho. Neither does 33-year-old me. Hell, I didn't even know about his abandoned Pidgeot until a few years ago. :P

Heartomaton posted...

14-year-old year old me didn't give two s***s about the Pokmon anime tho. Neither does 33-year-old me. Hell, I didn't even know about his abandoned Pidgeot until a few years ago. :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_miX6dNmiCs
jk just wanted an excuse to post that

Vegeta still a jobber too

tremain07 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_miX6dNmiCs
jk just wanted an excuse to post that

I am wounded. You have wounded me.

Ratchetrockon posted...

Vegeta still a jobber too

I think the most cruel job of them all was having several pages of Piccolo hyping up Vegeta just as he's about to deliver the final blow to the bad guy only for very next 2 pages the bad guy pulls a ruse becomes more powerful than before and one shots Vegeta with his own Big Bang Attack mockingly saying that despite the name it's just a regular ki blast, no doubt in my mind Toriyama controls the Super Manga far more than than any anime related business.

Cell came back. But is only in his Semi Perfect form while exponentially stronger. And hes red. And 300 feet tall. And his one weak spot is the top of his head. And he has the same amount of personality as Bio Broly.

We got to see Dr. Gero's wife and get a name for his son
Krillin jobbed to a bee his boss is a woman named captain nuts
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/2/AAPa_qAAES42.png

There's this motherfucker that can stop time! That's gotta be the most OP ability. Idk how anyone will ever beat him

Time.... Man I remember some kids who would be absolutely pissed at how much of a huge dump Toriyama took on Future Trunks with Super, he took away everything from him them got rid of him in such a way we'll never see him again in canon material, kinda like Launch, it's not like Toriyama doesn't remember her now after all the reminders he just doesn't care. Not even Toei cares they cared enough to show us Eighter in several non speaking roles but didn't and will never give a shit about Launch at all, We've seen that weird Carrot guy and his lackies again over Launch even through it was just a volume cover cameo

Future Trunks apparently didnt suffer enough when the Androids killed off most of humanity. Now his entire universe was wiped out.

Base Gohan is weaker than Captain Ginyu

Piccolo has a plushie collection.

As teenagers Trunks and Goten haven't gotten any stronger at all and can't even remember how to fuse properly anymore
that girl from the Pilaf gang is now Trunks's love interest even through mentally she's like 60 at this point
Bulma abuses the dragonballs to stay young looking and hot and even uses them to give herself a firmer slightly bigger ass and will probably use them to make her breasts bigger at some point as well.
Yamcha finally won a fight
Tien finally won a fight
Chaotzu finally won a fight
All three of them immediately got beat up by a knock of neiz afterwards tho
Krillin beat a panda
Roshi fought the strongest man in the mulitverse, lost but amazed everybody watching his sick moves then fought Big Meme and bad touched Puar while that cuck Yamcha watched oh and he now has an h game where he goes around in a time machine getting lewd with every single dragonball girl from the south kai girl who was killed by Buu to that Zyanga girl who was killed by Bojack

Vegeta finally learned to teleport. He did it once and swore to never do it again.

tremain07 posted...

Bulma abuses the dragonballs to stay young looking and hot and even uses them to give herself a firmer slightly bigger ass and will probably use them to make her breasts bigger at some point as well.

Part of me thinks one of Bulma's wishes was to be stronger than Vegeta and Goku combined and is on the down-low about it. In a forthcoming arc when all seems lost she'll walk up out of nowhere and defeat the villain with a slap.

i would sound like those kids that tell other kids that his dad works for toonami

Piccolo went from black to orange

You guys have to admit, it's fucking insane that all those deviant art type fan pictures on the internet in early 2000s of super saiyan 8, rainbow haired super saiyan, piccolo super saiyan and whatnot basically became borderline real with dragon ball super z.

Like who would have thunk fan images basically predicted the show's trends 15-20 years later

Noumas posted...

You guys have to admit, it's fucking insane that all those deviant art type fan pictures on the internet in early 2000s of super saiyan 8, rainbow haired super saiyan, piccolo super saiyan and whatnot basically became borderline real with dragon ball super z.

Like who would have thunk fan images basically predicted the show's trends 15-20 years later

The super Saiyan 5 AF joke from way back is real now

Tyranthraxus posted...

The super Saiyan 5 AF joke from way back is real now

My god... do we have a timeline of which came first and how far apart?

I'd be like "I came back from the future with a time machine just to give myself spoilers? Future me is an asshole"