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Thud
03/31/23 10:07:29 PM
#51:


Smashingpmkns posted...
If you're asking genuinely, and this will work 100% of the time, quickly yank their tail in the air, lift them off the ground and fuck up their spacial orientation. If they don't have a tail do the same but with their hind legs. The dog will release the bite every time.

The only dogs that won't do this is if they have very specific bite training (like police dogs) and if that's the case then you're fucked.

Or, yknow, we could just not sell/own statistically proven dangerous dogs that are prone to biting and need a special secret technique to turn off the meat grinder

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Smashingpmkns
03/31/23 10:10:41 PM
#52:


Thud posted...
Or, yknow, we could just not sell/own statistically proven dangerous dogs that are prone to biting and need a special secret technique to turn off the meat grinder
Pitbulls aren't inherently prone to violence due to genetics. This has been proven time and time again in these shit topics. The problem is the owner.

If you want to argue that some people shouldn't own pitbulls I 100% agree. Some people shouldn't own any dogs in general.

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The_shibe
03/31/23 10:12:33 PM
#53:


Smashingpmkns posted...
Ngl dog those are some pretty dumb comparisons for like a dozen different reasons

how so? the principle is "all ____ are good! ... until they're not"

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Smashingpmkns
03/31/23 10:24:28 PM
#54:


The_shibe posted...
how so? the principle is "all ____ are good! ... until they're not"
Because they're false equivalences

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Pepys_Monster
03/31/23 10:27:07 PM
#55:


The_shibe posted...
how so? the principle is "all ____ are good! ... until they're not"
Who says "all raw chicken is good"?

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Mew
03/31/23 10:30:07 PM
#56:


Another day another pibble attack

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The_shibe
03/31/23 10:32:47 PM
#57:


Pepys_Monster posted...
Who says "all raw chicken is good"?

u say "all trump is good", get out

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Pepys_Monster
03/31/23 10:40:13 PM
#58:


The_shibe posted...
u say "all trump is good", get out
Source?

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The_shibe
03/31/23 10:41:12 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Source?

The tag I had given u

am I wrong? u no trump fan?

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Supersex420
03/31/23 10:46:38 PM
#60:


Knock knock shut the fuck up

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Jokeaccountinc
04/01/23 11:02:32 PM
#61:


Supersex420 posted...
Knock knock shut the fuck up
What

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The_shibe
04/02/23 9:11:05 PM
#62:


Jokeaccountinc posted...
What

yeah what's that about

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gamestunner
04/02/23 9:28:57 PM
#63:


Just grab and squeeze the snout and yank it back.

Fuck poke it's eyes out shit.

Dude was a pussy and didn't want to get himself hurt. The lady beating ( i'm sorry love tapping ) the dog didn't do shit but probably agitated and made it worse.

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The_shibe
04/02/23 10:24:38 PM
#65:


gamestunner posted...
Just grab and squeeze the snout and yank it back.

Fuck poke it's eyes out shit.

Dude was a pussy and didn't want to get himself hurt. The lady beating ( i'm sorry love tapping ) the dog didn't do shit but probably agitated and made it worse.

that's easy to say.

Everything is easy like that in the theory. Attacked by a bear? dodge his swipe, jab your thumbs into his eyes like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsKG1q_Bpr0

easy, right? Well in real life you'd get The Revenant'd

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manhookcardoor
04/02/23 10:25:38 PM
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Not wow.

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Mew
04/02/23 11:35:16 PM
#67:


gamestunner posted...
Just grab and squeeze the snout and yank it back.

Fuck poke it's eyes out shit.

Dude was a pussy and didn't want to get himself hurt. The lady beating ( i'm sorry love tapping ) the dog didn't do shit but probably agitated and made it worse.
That sounds like a good idea for the pibble to turn on you and maul you instead lol

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Priere
04/02/23 11:36:37 PM
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The only real "safe" way to disarm the pibble would involve shooting it

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I4NRulez
04/03/23 1:16:47 AM
#69:


Priere posted...
The only real "safe" way to disarm the pibble would involve shooting it


wtf is up with CE and shooting or killing pits. You guys are fucking insane.

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Priere
04/03/23 1:25:13 AM
#70:


I4NRulez posted...
wtf is up with CE and shooting or killing pits. You guys are fucking insane.
If it's literally mauling you to death, I would say shooting it i justified

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Nirvanas_Nox
04/03/23 1:25:25 AM
#71:


Haejin posted...
They're bred to fight and be vicious it's their genetics

No actually their not. People get them and then beat them to make them more aggressive they aren't just born that way. People breed them specifically to be fighting dogs.
itachi15243 posted...
If you're going to hit your dog like that it probably shouldn't be around other dogs to start with

Especially if it's a pitbull

Also this. If your gonna be hitting any dog you shouldn't have one to begin with. Seriously if you hit any animal it's gonna try to bite you. If I hit you wouldn't you hit me back?

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Nirvanas_Nox
04/03/23 1:34:31 AM
#72:


Priere posted...
The only real "safe" way to disarm the pibble would involve shooting it

Dude wtf. This is the reason why I'll never see your side of things. Fucking horrible.

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Mew
04/03/23 1:45:50 AM
#73:


Nirvanas_Nox posted...
People breed them specifically to be fighting dogs.
Exactly... its genetics

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hockeybub89
04/03/23 1:48:51 AM
#74:


Nirvanas_Nox posted...
People breed them specifically to be fighting dogs.
So stop breeding them. That's been the intention since the breeds creation. Either eliminate the breed entirely or cross-breed, which would essentially eliminate the breed as well. Humanity must correct its mistakes.

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gamestunner
04/03/23 6:20:13 PM
#75:


The_shibe posted...
that's easy to say.

Everything is easy like that in the theory. Attacked by a bear? dodge his swipe, jab your thumbs into his eyes like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsKG1q_Bpr0

easy, right? Well in real life you'd get The Revenant'd

If youre training your dogs for a shitty show, than you need to have some form of background to handle this kid of situation.

When I was 6 walking home from school with my dad, he did exactly what I said to do when I was bit in the chest.
Mew posted...
That sounds like a good idea for the pibble to turn on you and maul you instead lol

I have no issue bopping the dog right in it's brain. I love dogs don't get me wrong, but I also know that if they attack they intend to kill.


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noisetank
04/03/23 6:23:35 PM
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okay but does it return its cart to the corral.

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divot1338
04/04/23 6:13:48 AM
#78:


I taught my pibble to jump up and give me a kiss when I get home so shell occasionally freak someone out and try to do it to a person she likes.

Theyre always amazed when I tell them though.

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