Current Events > Creationist propaganda video argues that dinosaurs and humans coexisted

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Garabandal
03/22/23 1:20:51 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfYR8EH-yo

And that Big Science doesn't want you to know that.

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R1masher
03/22/23 1:26:02 PM
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once they perfect time travel this is irrelevant

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imjusthere4fun
03/22/23 1:28:26 PM
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R1masher posted...
once they perfect time travel this is irrelevant

I thought time travel was impossible
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Were_Wyrm
03/22/23 1:30:38 PM
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With that attitude it is

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Aressar
03/22/23 1:38:54 PM
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I thought creationists thought dinosaurs never existed, and that God just placed dinosaur skeletons in the ground to test us.

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BurmesePenguin
03/22/23 1:49:06 PM
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https://youtu.be/sl-JprqaVGw
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__aCEr__
03/22/23 1:51:33 PM
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So Jesus DID ride a dinosaur?

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Irony
03/22/23 1:52:23 PM
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Hey

Man fought the T-rex. This is fact.

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WhisperWolf2005
03/22/23 1:52:53 PM
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Humans and birds exist even now though
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Gritty
03/22/23 1:55:46 PM
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religion is dumb
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Shishiwakamaru
03/22/23 1:58:13 PM
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Garabandal
03/22/23 1:59:27 PM
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Shishiwakamaru posted...
I'm an atheist. Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade
Care to do battle? Didn't think so.

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darkmaian23
03/22/23 2:09:04 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It has been a while since I last studied scholarship around the Bible, but the Book of Genesis is largely just plagiarized versions of other creation myths. And the ancient Jewish people were actually polytheistic for a good long while, so the various angels and names of God (or oddities like God seeming plural in the creation story) are just reflections of this. Behemoths (I'd have to check if that is even a thing) would just be standard mythical creatures, like nephilim or a cyclops or whatever.

The whole 10,000 year creation story is the result of people taking the Old Testament completely literally and adding years poorly.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/22/23 2:10:58 PM
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I argue otherwise. Humans existed long before dinosaurs

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darkmaian23
03/22/23 2:35:03 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
I argue otherwise. Humans existed long before dinosaurs
Why one Earth would you think that?

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Garabandal
03/22/23 4:32:08 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
https://youtu.be/sl-JprqaVGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMq5Xq_svW8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_j3qzKkkT0

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Southernfatman
03/22/23 4:33:04 PM
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Y'all didn't know The Flintstones was a documentary?

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Smashingpmkns
03/22/23 4:33:09 PM
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Here's proof

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/5/AAPstsAAETgH.jpg

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Nasty_Nitro
03/22/23 4:42:06 PM
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Ive heard theories that the dinosaurs died in the flood and Noah could not fit them in the ark. Part of the reason for the flood is people worshipped the giant reptiles and committed evil in their name.

Reptiles=snakes=Satan

sounds pretty awesome for a movie IMO


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Garabandal
03/22/23 9:59:02 PM
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https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1038

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darkmaian23
03/22/23 11:19:21 PM
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Did you learn "science" out of one of those books that used to be a source of memes like 10 years ago? Like science not understanding how electricity works but knowing how to "bring it forth" or some other nonsense. I had a religious friend who thought the sky and stars were like a cloth draped over the world by God.

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Garabandal
03/23/23 1:53:07 PM
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Condolences

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Gritty
03/23/23 1:54:57 PM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
Ive heard theories that the dinosaurs died in the flood and Noah could not fit them in the ark. Part of the reason for the flood is people worshipped the giant reptiles and committed evil in their name.

Reptiles=snakes=Satan

sounds pretty awesome for a movie IMO

its called Harry Potter
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VampireCoyote
03/23/23 1:56:29 PM
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I used to like these cool dinosaur statues that are a tourist stop on the way to LA but it turns out theyre run by one of these cults

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Ar0ge
03/23/23 2:03:25 PM
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If you read the description of behemoth in the bible it is clearly an elephant.

Leviathan was a crocodile.

It's not that hard to understand these things.
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Garabandal
03/23/23 2:12:29 PM
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Ar0ge posted...
If you read the description of behemoth in the bible it is clearly an elephant.

Leviathan was a crocodile.

It's not that hard to understand these things.
I always thought Leviathan and Behemoth were supposed to be mythical beasts like dragons or unicorns. Especially since Job is one of the more poetic books in the Bible.

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DarkBuster22904
03/23/23 2:12:50 PM
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imjusthere4fun posted...
I thought time travel was impossible
Time travel is very possible. After all, we are all traveling to the future at a rate of 1 second per second.

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Juhanor
03/23/23 2:19:46 PM
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Dinosaurs by Design
https://i.imgur.com/XcrSR79.jpg
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wanderingshade
03/23/23 2:21:20 PM
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darkmaian23 posted...
It has been a while since I last studied scholarship around the Bible, but the Book of Genesis is largely just plagiarized versions of other creation myths. And the ancient Jewish people were actually polytheistic for a good long while, so the various angels and names of God (or oddities like God seeming plural in the creation story) are just reflections of this. Behemoths (I'd have to check if that is even a thing) would just be standard mythical creatures, like nephilim or a cyclops or whatever.

The whole 10,000 year creation story is the result of people taking the Old Testament completely literally and adding years poorly.

The bible does mention nephilim. Some weirdos think they still exist and some group is hiding their existence, which is just bonkers. Probably one of the most bizarre conspiracy theories, believing somewhere there a giant humans living in secret. Might as well believe in subterranean mole people.

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mustachedmystic
03/23/23 3:04:05 PM
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I dont see how a sapient bipedal dinosaur with an oversized head could possibly fit in with a creationist worldview.

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Garabandal
03/23/23 3:46:52 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
I dont see how a sapient bipedal dinosaur with an oversized head could possibly fit in with a creationist worldview.
He also does many different voices.

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McMarbles
03/23/23 4:05:20 PM
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Yeah, I saw this documentary. Did you also know people used to use elephants as showers and drive cars with their feet?

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Foppe
03/23/23 4:06:50 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/6/AAA_aCAAETuW.jpg

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TMOG
03/23/23 6:01:22 PM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
Ive heard theories that the dinosaurs died in the flood and Noah could not fit them in the ark. Part of the reason for the flood is people worshipped the giant reptiles and committed evil in their name.
What about the dinosaurs that lived in the water
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Kakapo
03/23/23 6:02:06 PM
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These people are utterly divorced from reality

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CyricZ
03/23/23 6:04:20 PM
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My evidence that they didn't coexist is that the current day isn't nearly radical enough.

History would have progressed in a much more radical direction had we coexisted with the dinosaurs.

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Touch
03/23/23 6:06:21 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/8/AAbtaqAAETv8.jpg

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Garabandal
03/23/23 8:09:49 PM
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Kakapo posted...
These people are utterly divorced from reality
JOIN US IN OUR QUEST FOR TRUTH

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ForsakenHermit
03/23/23 8:12:46 PM
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Have you guys been living under a rock? Creationists have always believed this.

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Garabandal
03/25/23 8:05:33 PM
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How do you know evolution happened? You weren't there!

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brestugo
03/25/23 8:45:24 PM
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Yeah, then they fucked around with homo sapiens, started smoking reefer and went broke.

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Ratchetrockon
03/25/23 8:47:13 PM
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that is what the church that i had to go to as a kid preached. they had some pamphlets too showing humans and dinosaurs living alongside each other

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rexcrk
03/25/23 9:00:26 PM
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I mean obviously..? Like, Ive seen The Flintstones.


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Mistere_Man
03/25/23 9:06:02 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk

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Kim_Seong-a
03/25/23 9:06:27 PM
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Of course humans and dinosaurs coexist. What else would McNuggets be made out of?

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WBC_Injury
03/25/23 9:07:39 PM
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imjusthere4fun posted...
I thought time travel was impossible

Impossible in the sense that you'd never be able to return to your origin universe
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toreysback
03/25/23 9:51:02 PM
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smaller dinosaurs were domesticated and became housepets, although you still had to be careful coming in the door

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