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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 12:15:35 PM
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My choice would be Sydney Sweeney

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Poorly
03/22/23 12:16:56 PM
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I call dibs on Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer's love Hewwitts
I gave them potara earing so it still count as one

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Full_Pokedex
03/22/23 12:18:21 PM
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Hillary Duff or Aubrey Plaza.
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Waxitron_Gazer
03/22/23 12:18:41 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen

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R1masher
03/22/23 12:19:05 PM
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Gabourey Sidibe


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Turbam
03/22/23 12:19:13 PM
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Princess Daisy

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Noumena
03/22/23 12:19:30 PM
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A celebrity is just a mature artist? Riveting

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FortuneCookie
03/22/23 12:20:45 PM
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Any actress who has played Catwoman
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Cobra1010
03/22/23 12:21:09 PM
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It amazes me how some people keep going for the new and young. First it was Billie Eilish and now her.

For me I'm sticking to my childhood celeb crush. Jessica Alba.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 12:21:30 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Any actress who has played Catwoman
Michelle Pfiffer > Anne Hathway > whoever the chick was in The Batman >_>

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Noumena
03/22/23 12:21:37 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Barbra Streisand

Yeah, definitely the Duck Sauce guy that likes me more

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Waxitron_Gazer
03/22/23 12:22:51 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Michelle Pfiffer > Anne Hathway > whoever the chick was in The Batman >_>
OK so you're racist

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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 12:24:01 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
OK so you're racist

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Waxitron_Gazer
03/22/23 12:29:02 PM
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"whoever the chick was in The Batman" has a name, it's Zo Kravitz. And Halle Berry in the 2004 movie. Both women of color you've managed to forget.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 12:30:13 PM
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I forced myself to forget Halle Berry Catwoman cuz of how awful it was. Thanks a lot for reminding me of that >_>

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Dragon56
03/22/23 12:30:58 PM
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Jenna Ortega or Sydney
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Heartomaton
03/22/23 12:32:03 PM
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Kat Dennings all day every day until the end of time.

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RespectWomen
03/22/23 12:32:31 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
My choice would be Sydney Sweeney

Full_Pokedex posted...
Or Hillary Duff.


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TheMikh
03/22/23 12:37:25 PM
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lena dunham

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CommonStar
03/22/23 12:38:59 PM
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Kate Beckinsale

She seems like a freak
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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 12:39:17 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Kat Dennings all day every day until the end of time.
Her face is kinda eh but man those boobs are out of this world

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VampireCoyote
03/22/23 12:40:00 PM
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this doesnt seem like a very consensual hypothetical

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Will_VIIII
03/22/23 12:40:20 PM
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Christopher Walken

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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 12:41:05 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
this doesnt seem like a very consensual hypothetical
Do I really have to specify? Of course it's consenual. Dont overthink things >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 12:41:32 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Christopher Walken
lmao that would be pretty funny if he rips out some quotes during it

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/22/23 12:53:32 PM
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Natalie Portman or Emmy Rossum. They are kind of interchangeable.

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Noumena
03/22/23 12:54:12 PM
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I would keep making sequels, so I'm blind?

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GranQroppoop
03/22/23 12:54:13 PM
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Natalie Portman at the same time as the other poster.

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ShineboxPhil
03/22/23 12:54:26 PM
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Alisha Lehmann

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Heartomaton
03/22/23 12:57:17 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Her face is kinda eh

You watch your goddamn mouth her face is beautiful.

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Accolon
03/22/23 1:06:10 PM
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Currently, or in their prime?

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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 1:07:27 PM
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Accolon posted...
Currently, or in their prime?
Either one. Your choice

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Vegy
03/22/23 1:07:32 PM
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Cece Rose

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boxoto
03/22/23 1:09:31 PM
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Samantha Logan

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AtomicHeart
03/22/23 1:11:49 PM
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Kylie Minogue.
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Solid_Seb
03/22/23 1:20:22 PM
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First celeb crush was probably Angelina Jolie, she was the first person I ever googled nudes for.

But if I had to pick (and was able to obviously lol) I'd go with Scarlett Johansson
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MICHALECOLE
03/22/23 1:23:35 PM
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Green m&m
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Ivynn
03/22/23 1:39:57 PM
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Jessica Alba. Yeah, there are other celebs have since grown more fond of (like Jenna Ortega) but if I had to choose one, I'd honor who childhood me would have wanted.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/22/23 1:55:39 PM
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salma hayek

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darkmaian23
03/22/23 2:04:50 PM
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I'll take Rosalina, please.

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FF_Redux
03/22/23 2:05:51 PM
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Bryan Cranston

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AmericaTheBrave
03/22/23 2:06:02 PM
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One time, I told my wife that if I ever had a chance to fuck Emilia Clarke, she has to step aside and let it happen.

She asked "Do I get one too?"

In the interest of fairness, I said "sure."

She said "your friend Mark."

I played myself.

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scorpion41
03/22/23 2:10:18 PM
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Susan Sarandonshe can still get it.

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--Zero-
03/22/23 2:12:34 PM
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Can't choose between prime Jennifer Hewitt, Kate Beckinsale, Anne Hathaway, Alexandra Daddario, Denise Richards,Shannon Elizabeth, Winona Ryder, Jenny McCarthy, or Rachel Brosnahan.


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bluezero
03/22/23 2:12:42 PM
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Scarlett Johansson pre-reduction

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trappedunderice
03/22/23 2:23:19 PM
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Helena Bonham Carter
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Rikishi
03/22/23 2:25:17 PM
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I go with Jenna Ortega. And have her dress up as Wednesday Addams during it
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DKBananaSlamma
03/22/23 3:02:06 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
One time, I told my wife that if I ever had a chance to fuck Emilia Clarke, she has to step aside and let it happen.

She asked "Do I get one too?"

In the interest of fairness, I said "sure."

She said "your friend Mark."

I played myself.
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