Current Events > Gwyneth Paltrow is in court for allegedly SLAMMING into another skier

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Platypunk
03/21/23 8:31:21 PM
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https://youtu.be/_FxfQPVF_S8

But from her point of view, it is he who SLAMMED into her!
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Zero_Destroyer
03/21/23 8:35:05 PM
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arugula

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Platypunk
03/21/23 9:01:10 PM
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https://youtu.be/7ADgCeYJMN4
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Heartomaton
03/21/23 9:11:39 PM
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If they hit each other really, really, really hard, they'd both become... goop.

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R1masher
03/21/23 9:21:00 PM
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This is as stupid as her bespeckled lawyer, who is wearing a dark suit with a white shirt and striped tie

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Platypunk
03/22/23 12:01:34 AM
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>_>
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Gamespoht
03/22/23 12:05:26 AM
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Platypunk posted...
https://youtu.be/7ADgCeYJMN4
Let the boys be boys!!!

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Hoodroar
03/22/23 12:06:41 AM
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She just got up and left afterwards.

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candyapplered
03/22/23 12:15:13 AM
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Ha Ha Yeah, Slamming!

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Platypunk
03/22/23 1:20:09 AM
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Gamespoht posted...

Let the boys be boys!!!
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wanderingshade
03/22/23 1:25:38 AM
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SLAMMED
DESTROYED
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

There, I did a politics news headline.

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TaylorHeinicke
03/22/23 10:29:46 AM
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Speaking as someone who just came back from skiing, it's baffling to me how the plaintiff even knew who she was

>Sanderson also claimed Paltrow left the scene without giving him her name

Don't get me wrong, in plainclothes, yeah you might recognize her walking down the street. But if you've been skiing, you're straight up covered head to toe, including ski goggles and helmets/hats. If you get SLAMMED into with such force that you're left with brain damage, I'm struggling to see how, at the time of incident, you could be aware enough to not only see who SMASHED into you amidst all the fog and turbulence, but also be able to gather that this figure who may have done as little as remove her glasses and face covering AT BEST, is recognized as gwyneth paltrow.

I have a hard time seeing how this is even at trial unless she straight up admitted it at one point.

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OudeGeuze
03/22/23 10:30:42 AM
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REKT

RAMMED

HIGH OCTANE SLAMMING

Ha Ha YEAH ARUGULA

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TaylorHeinicke
03/23/23 11:36:38 AM
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any news?

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A_Good_Boy
03/23/23 11:39:51 AM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
any news?
Here ya go

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-arrest-today-grand-jury-stormy-daniels-indictment-b2306365.html

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lww99
03/23/23 11:42:11 AM
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This is dumb. Everyone knows skiing/snowboarding comes with a lot of risk.

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TomClark
03/23/23 11:43:29 AM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
Speaking as someone who just came back from skiing, it's baffling to me how the plaintiff even knew who she was

She smelled like vagina candles.

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Prestoff
03/23/23 11:47:49 AM
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She should be in court for selling scam items from her GOOP.

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MaxEffingBemis
03/23/23 12:08:05 PM
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This is some yt people shit

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thronedfire2
03/23/23 1:04:10 PM
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Is that not something that just happens while skiing?

I feel like Id totally crash into someone if I tried to ski

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TaylorHeinicke
03/23/23 1:11:38 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Is that not something that just happens while skiing?

I feel like Id totally crash into someone if I tried to ski
It does. I can't help but wonder how the plaintiff would be entitled to anything. Like going to a baseball game, you assume some risk that you might get smoked by a ball. I have to imagine skiing works similarly. But I could be wrong.

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cjsdowg
03/24/23 5:41:00 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Is that not something that just happens while skiing?

I feel like Id totally crash into someone if I tried to ski

She was speeding down the bunny slope, so she was going fast at a place that was made for people who were not good. Then she just left.

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Irony
03/24/23 5:46:42 PM
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She was looking like Jeffrey Dahmer

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