Current Events > Your reaction: Your teenage son identifies as a Machoke

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UnfairRepresent 03/20/23 10:05:16 AM #1:	Would you approve? Yes No but I wouldn't intervene No and I would intervene Other Would you approve? - Results (19 votes) Yes 36.84% (7 votes) 7 No but I wouldn't intervene 0% (0 votes) 0 No and I would intervene 57.89% (11 votes) 11 Other 5.26% (1 vote) 1 He's got the line tatoos, paints his body and his training to be a powerlifter/personal trainer. He's looking at the costs and options for cosmetic surgery and says his goal is to completely become the Machoke he was born to be. It's just how he feels comfortable and what he wants to do with his life. His girlfriend even broke up with him because she couldn't handle this Machoke shit but he doesn't care, it's who he is. https://i.imgur.com/b7rI6JI.png How would you react? What would you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:972291374] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote> Would you approve? Yes No but I wouldn't intervene No and I would intervene Other Vote View Results Would you approve? - Results (19 votes) Yes 36.84% (7 votes) 7 No but I wouldn't intervene 0% (0 votes) 0 No and I would intervene 57.89% (11 votes) 11 Other 5.26% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80385190', message: '0', key: 'd975e245' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } He's got the line tatoos, paints his body and his training to be a powerlifter/personal trainer. He's looking at the costs and options for cosmetic surgery and says his goal is to completely become the Machoke he was born to be. It's just how he feels comfortable and what he wants to do with his life. His girlfriend even broke up with him because she couldn't handle this Machoke shit but he doesn't care, it's who he is. https://i.imgur.com/b7rI6JI.png How would you react? What would you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/20/23 10:06:16 AM #2:	Trade him --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972291387] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Trade him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/20/23 10:06:26 AM #3:	Trade him to another family is the correct answer. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:972291389] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Trade him to another family is the correct answer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 03/20/23 10:07:00 AM #4:	What kind of loser doesn't even identify as the final evolution? I thought I raised a winner, not some chump that's fine with 2nd place. --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:972291405] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>What kind of loser doesn't even identify as the final evolution? I thought I raised a winner, not some chump that's fine with 2nd place.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 03/20/23 10:07:17 AM #5:	Like the others said trade him, and he'll still always be my champ. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:972291408] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Like the others said trade him, and he'll still always be my champ.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/20/23 10:08:37 AM #6:	DKBananaSlamma posted... What kind of loser doesn't even identify as the final evolution? I thought I raised a winner, not some chump that's fine with 2nd place. Because you don't choose who you are. He feels like a Machoke. Probably because he only has 2 arms --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:972291423] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>What kind of loser doesn't even identify as the final evolution? I thought I raised a winner, not some chump that's fine with 2nd place.</quote>Because you don't choose who you are.He feels like a Machoke.Probably because he only has 2 arms</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/20/23 10:13:19 AM #7:	I hope the other family we trade him to has a Kadabra. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:972291497] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>I hope the other family we trade him to has a Kadabra.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 03/20/23 10:15:13 AM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... Because you don't choose who you are. He feels like a Machoke. Probably because he only has 2 arms I'll welcome him back once he rips 2 arms off a random guy and staples them to his back. Lt. Surge was 100% right: final evos are always the best --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:972291521] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Because you don't choose who you are.He feels like a Machoke.Probably because he only has 2 arms</quote>I'll welcome him back once he rips 2 arms off a random guy and staples them to his back. Lt. Surge was 100% right: final evos are always the best</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 03/20/23 10:16:32 AM #9:	Swol boy --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:972291546] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Swol boy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 03/20/23 10:17:37 AM #10:	As if I wouldn't go for Machamp. You be trippin'. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:972291561] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>As if I wouldn't go for Machamp. You be trippin'.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 03/20/23 10:23:41 AM #11:	Came in 100% expecting "trade him away" Well done, CE <cite>Philip027 posted [p:972291660] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Came in 100% expecting "trade him away"Well done, CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 03/20/23 10:26:28 AM #12:	I guess my answer is "No and would intervene" as he's only 14 and would need my permission to get the tattoos. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:972291699] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>I guess my answer is "No and would intervene" as he's only 14 and would need my permission to get the tattoos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/20/23 10:27:49 AM #13:	Hey let's give him an Everstone too. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:972291722] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Hey let's give him an Everstone too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 03/20/23 10:32:40 AM #14:	Buy him one of the "Bubble Boy Balls" but paint it to look like a pokeball. Tell him he can't come out until he agrees that he's not a fictional fighting beast. Edit: and because pokemon seem to only eat pellets of "Pokemon Food", feed him only Guinepig Food. Kid can be trans-sexual, but I ain't dealing with no Trans-Fictional-Beast shit. That's worse than furrys. --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:972291798] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Buy him one of the "Bubble Boy Balls" but paint it to look like a pokeball.Tell him he can't come out until he agrees that he's not a fictional fighting beast.Edit: and because pokemon seem to only eat pellets of "Pokemon Food", feed him only Guinepig Food. Kid can be trans-sexual, but I ain't dealing with no Trans-Fictional-Beast shit. That's worse than furrys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 03/20/23 10:34:06 AM #15:	Machoke lost an important fight the other day. But I'm pretty sure his trainer named him something else anyway. --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:972291817] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Machoke lost an important fight the other day. But I'm pretty sure his trainer named him something else anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 03/20/23 10:35:12 AM #16:	Chris has a machoke poster in his room in family guy --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:972291837] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Chris has a machoke poster in his room in family guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 03/20/23 10:43:12 AM #17:	Give him an everstone and trade him to that family down the street with a Haunter. --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:972291994] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Give him an everstone and trade him to that family down the street with a Haunter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/20/23 10:56:58 AM #18:	DKBananaSlamma posted... I'll welcome him back once he rips 2 arms off a random guy and staples them to his back. Lt. Surge was 100% right: final evos are always the best Dusclops is more viable than Dusknoir Also Vigarorth is way better than fat fuck Slaking --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972292230] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>I'll welcome him back once he rips 2 arms off a random guy and staples them to his back. Lt. Surge was 100% right: final evos are always the best</quote>Dusclops is more viable than DusknoirAlso Vigarorth is way better than fat fuck Slaking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 03/20/23 10:59:36 AM #19:	Store him in Bill's PC and forget he exists --- CrimsonAngel's alt <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:972292267] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Store him in Bill's PC and forget he exists</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/20/23 11:59:06 AM #20:	Also if there's a name rater we can change his name to a bunch of punctuation or maybe a short math equation. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:972293446] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Also if there's a name rater we can change his name to a bunch of punctuation or maybe a short math equation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xlr_big-coop 03/20/23 12:09:36 PM #21:	Turbam posted... Trade him And make things worse? Nah --- :) <cite>xlr_big-coop posted [p:972293643] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Trade him</quote>And make things worse? Nah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/20/23 12:10:53 PM #22:	as long as I dont catch him machoking his chicken --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972293662] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>as long as I dont catch him machoking his chicken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/20/23 3:26:20 PM #23:	Chicken posted... Chris has a machoke poster in his room in family guy https://i.imgur.com/IkYmi.jpeg Doesn't really look like Machoke to me Could easily be Beast or just generic superhero image --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:972297609] in Your react... [t:80385190]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>Chris has a machoke poster in his room in family guy</quote>https://i.imgur.com/IkYmi.jpegDoesn't really look like Machoke to meCould easily be Beast or just generic superhero image</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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