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Garabandal
03/15/23 8:33:21 PM
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So I was shopping at a bookstore when this Christian came up to me and asked "Excuse me, do you know what time it is? God bless you." So I told him, "You know what, bucko? God isn't real, and I don't appreciate you trying to cram your outdated religious beliefs down my throat. Why don't you go read a book that isn't the Bible?" I then handed him a copy of the God Delusion by Richard Dawkins (I always carry a spare copy of this book; you never know when you need it). That moment, he went to the Religion section and began moving the Bibles to the "Fiction" section. I nodded and smiled to myself, knowing I did the right thing.

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ForsakenHermit
03/15/23 8:34:14 PM
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9/10

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coolguyjimmy
03/15/23 8:34:16 PM
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and that man's name? Albert Einstein.
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Dakimakura
03/15/23 8:35:03 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAe_4aAAESEP.jpg

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ShineboxPhil
03/15/23 8:37:55 PM
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euphoric

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thronedfire2
03/15/23 8:46:15 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAe_4aAAESEP.jpg

is that runescape?

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Sonic_Cannon
03/15/23 8:47:02 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
euphoric
This comment just blasted my brain 10 years back in time

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Supersex420
03/15/23 8:47:31 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
is that runescape?
I found it funny as well but I didn't know what to say

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Zikten
03/15/23 8:48:13 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
is that runescape?
It might be an old mmo called City of Heroes. It was a super hero mmo
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Sonic_Cannon
03/15/23 8:48:21 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAe_4aAAESEP.jpg
...Champions Online?

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A_Good_Boy
03/15/23 8:50:22 PM
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Sonic_Cannon posted...
...Champions Online?
Def looks like Champions Online.

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Anony1125
03/15/23 8:50:37 PM
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and then the devil and his minions clapped

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MorbidFaithless
03/15/23 8:52:00 PM
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I friggin' loved Champions Online.

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Dakimakura
03/15/23 8:53:37 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kixiU79K0D4

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Garabandal
03/16/23 12:22:25 AM
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You don't need a phony gOD

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awsomemanspiff
03/16/23 12:24:31 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/5/AAe_4aAAESEP.jpg

holy crap I remember that area! Wooow! Brings back memories

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