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CruelBuffalo
03/15/23 1:30:57 PM
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https://twitter.com/grayacethot/status/1635684790967087105
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Jagr_68
03/15/23 1:32:07 PM
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How does the anti-woke ocular patdown work?

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I4NRulez
03/15/23 1:33:19 PM
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Oh cool, now the old comedians who make bad jokes have a place to go to whine about "woke" people not getting their humor.

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Cocytus
03/15/23 1:33:50 PM
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and traps your phone

Over before it even began.

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CruelBuffalo
03/15/23 1:34:04 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
Oh cool, now the old comedians who make bad jokes have a place to go to whine about "woke" people not getting their humor.


My pronouns are kiss/my ass x100
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DrizztLink
03/15/23 1:36:28 PM
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I've definitely already heard every single joke that will be performed there.

In middle school.

From idiots.

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Questionmarktarius
03/15/23 1:37:06 PM
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Where is "scans your face and traps your phone" mentioned in the article?
https://www.newsmax.com/thewire/joe-rogan-comedy-club-ritz/2023/03/10/id/1111815/

...or the article cited in the article?
https://www.statesman.com/story/news/local/2023/03/09/ritz-theater-6th-street-austin-joe-rogan-anti-woke-comedy-club-mothership/69988835007/

...or the other article cited in the article?
https://nypost.com/2023/03/09/joe-rogan-opens-anti-cancel-culture-comedy-club/

Only mention of this is in the Club's website:
https://comedymothership.com/faq
What are Yondr Bags and does your venue use them?
We do use Yondr bags. Yondr creates phone-free spaces for artists and comedians. Upon arrival at the venue, all phones and smart watches are placed in Yondr cases by our staff and will be unlocked at the end of the show. Guests maintain possession of their phones at all times. Guests may access their phones in the designated Phone Use Areas throughout the venue at any time.
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FelineCyborg
03/15/23 1:37:23 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I've definitely already heard every single joke that will be performed there.

In middle school.

From idiots.


participation awards
something something Chinese spy balloon hunter biden
transphobic jokes
those crazy liberals and their masks

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andel
03/15/23 1:37:54 PM
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offensive comedy is fine as comedy has always been shocking and offensive but advertising specifically 'anti woke' comedy is dumb and probably won't be funny

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Kombucha
03/15/23 1:38:49 PM
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Waste of money and resources IMO.

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CruelBuffalo
03/15/23 1:39:58 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Where is "scans your face and traps your phone" mentioned in the article?
https://www.newsmax.com/thewire/joe-rogan-comedy-club-ritz/2023/03/10/id/1111815/

...or the article cited in the article?
https://www.statesman.com/story/news/local/2023/03/09/ritz-theater-6th-street-austin-joe-rogan-anti-woke-comedy-club-mothership/69988835007/

...or the other article cited in the article?
https://nypost.com/2023/03/09/joe-rogan-opens-anti-cancel-culture-comedy-club/

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/joe-rogan-comedy-mothership-review-austin-club-1235343105/
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Axiom
03/15/23 1:40:27 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Where is "scans your face and traps your phone" mentioned in the article?
https://www.newsmax.com/thewire/joe-rogan-comedy-club-ritz/2023/03/10/id/1111815/

...or the article cited in the article?
https://www.statesman.com/story/news/local/2023/03/09/ritz-theater-6th-street-austin-joe-rogan-anti-woke-comedy-club-mothership/69988835007/

...or the other article cited in the article?
https://nypost.com/2023/03/09/joe-rogan-opens-anti-cancel-culture-comedy-club/

Only mention of this is in the Club's website:
https://comedymothership.com/faq
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/joe-rogan-comedy-mothership-review-austin-club-1235343105/

Maybe try searching joe rogan comedy club scan face instead next time
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A_Good_Boy
03/15/23 1:40:37 PM
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Are weed and shrooms even legal in Texas? Kinda wild how they can openly be proclaiming how they're partaking in illicit drugs while in a state that makes it illegal to be a man wearing a dress.

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Questionmarktarius
03/15/23 1:42:18 PM
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Axiom posted...
Maybe try searching joe rogan comedy club scan face instead next time
"look it up your damn self" is a terrible source for anything.
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Axiom
03/15/23 1:43:25 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"look it up your damn self" is a terrible source for anything.
You searched out looked through then copy and pasted multiple links just to complain that you can't find an easily looked up source. You've got time
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kage_53
03/15/23 1:43:38 PM
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Isnt Austin fairly liberal ? I dont know why he made it there.
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DrizztLink
03/15/23 1:44:45 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"look it up your damn self" is a terrible source for anything.
They aren't advocating that in general, just for this specific case where you tried and fucked it up completely.

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ellis123
03/15/23 1:46:01 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"look it up your damn self" is a terrible source for anything.
So is Newsmax and NYPost (and AA Statesman in the last two-ish decades) but that didn't stop you.

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FelineCyborg
03/15/23 1:46:13 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Are weed and shrooms even legal in Texas? Kinda wild how they can openly be proclaiming how they're partaking in illicit drugs while in a state that makes it illegal to be a man wearing a dress.

in austin weed is decriminalized and nobody cares. if you drive outside travis county though it's full of state troopers and small burb cops that are looking to fuck you up the ass

don't know about shrooms

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Questionmarktarius
03/15/23 1:46:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
They aren't advocating that in general, just for this specific case where you tried and fucked it up completely.
Then it needs to be in post #1, but then again TC assumes a tweet is adequate "news".
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bigblu89
03/15/23 1:47:54 PM
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The trap your phone thing isnt exactly a new idea. Theyve been doing it a concerts and comedy shows for a few years now.

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CruelBuffalo
03/15/23 1:52:46 PM
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PrideOfLion posted...

Yeah, that's not unique to Rogan

Face scan is though
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bigblu89
03/15/23 1:57:10 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Face scan is though
No it isnt. Many venues use face scan tech as a security aid.

Did you not hear about the Jim Dolan/Radio City thing from this Christmas?

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Gritty
03/15/23 1:58:57 PM
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Conservatives are triggered snowflakes
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The_Wheelman1
03/15/23 2:18:55 PM
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I'm thinking that they lock your phones away so the comedians can't be recorded. They can say whatever they want without social media backlash.

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bigblu89
03/15/23 2:26:01 PM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
I'm thinking that they lock your phones away so the comedians can't be recorded. They can say whatever they want without social media backlash.

A lot of comedy clubs and concert venues do it because the artists do not want their material posted on the internet.

Not necessarily because of the content, but if a comic is on tour and getting ready to record their special, they don't want someone recording the whole set an posting it online.

It's basically the live version of movie bootlegging.

Kevin Hart did the same thing when I saw him this summer, and I don't think it was to curb the "woke mob" from hearing his set.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/15/23 2:28:01 PM
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I'm glad it traps the phones. That way I don't have to see clips of the unfunny "jokes" made at this club posted online

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bigblu89
03/15/23 2:28:09 PM
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Axiom posted...
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/joe-rogan-comedy-mothership-review-austin-club-1235343105/

Maybe try searching joe rogan comedy club scan face instead next time

Reading this article, other than the acts he had on opening night, it just sounds like your regular comedy club. Funny thing is, the part that stood out the most was how affordable the drinks were.

2 drinks at a club for less than $20? That's unheard of here in NY.

There's no way the club could sustain itself with the gimmick of being the "anti-woke" comedy club. That was basically the night 1 gimmick to get people to write and talk about the club's opening.

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shironinja
03/15/23 2:33:39 PM
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Kombucha posted...
Waste of money and resources IMO.

Let the market decide.

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DipDipDiver
03/15/23 2:33:40 PM
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I haven't ever been to a show where my phone needed to be locked up but honestly that sounds like a dealbreaker to me. I get why they would do it but no thanks
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ScazarMeltex
03/15/23 2:37:58 PM
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How many hard "r"s do you think will be dropped in there on a daily basis?

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DrizztLink
03/15/23 2:39:55 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
How many hard "r"s do you think will be dropped in there on a daily basis?
You ever hear a specific song by Gangsta Rap with Murder Mike and Du Rag?

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bigblu89
03/15/23 2:40:14 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
I haven't ever been to a show where my phone needed to be locked up but honestly that sounds like a dealbreaker to me. I get why they would do it but no thanks

It actually wasn't bad.

If the show is good, you shouldn't be reaching for the distraction that is your phone.

The only bad part was waiting on line to get the phone pouch unlocked after the show.

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Pepys_Monster
03/15/23 2:42:25 PM
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Any place that requires me to lock up my phone is not a place I'm willing to go. Don't normalize this.

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bigblu89
03/15/23 2:44:38 PM
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kage_53 posted...

Isnt Austin fairly liberal ? I dont know why he made it there.


Because I don't think it's going to be the "Anti-woke comedy club" people are making it out to be.

Think it'll just be a regular club that, like shironinjapointed out, will just let the market decide.

If you fill it with anti-woke comics and no one shows up, then he'll have to adjust.

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gmanthebest
03/15/23 2:45:17 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Any place that requires me to lock up my phone is not a place I'm willing to go. Don't normalize this.
I thought this was pretty normalized already

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shironinja
03/15/23 2:45:59 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Any place that requires me to lock up my phone is not a place I'm willing to go. Don't normalize this.

I think they should do it at movies too.. I went to see Cocaine Bear last week and had to remind a guy two seats over to turn off his sound alerts as he kept checking his phone. People are the worst.

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Pepys_Monster
03/15/23 2:47:06 PM
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shironinja posted...
I think they should do it at movies too.. I went to see Cocaine Bear last week and had to remind a guy two seats over to turn off his sound alerts as he kept checking his phone. People are the worst.
WTF? No. Go get an employee if someone is being disruptive. I will not be treated like a child at the theater.

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bigblu89
03/15/23 2:51:13 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
WTF? No. Go get an employee if someone is being disruptive. I will not be treated like a child at the theater.

Act like a child, get treated like one.

If you can't go 2 hours without playing with your toys, you get your toys taken away.

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gmanthebest
03/15/23 2:56:37 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
WTF? No. Go get an employee if someone is being disruptive. I will not be treated like a child at the theater.
You think an employee at the theater is gonna treat you less like a child than a stranger will?

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Pepys_Monster
03/15/23 3:15:49 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Act like a child, get treated like one.

If you can't go 2 hours without playing with your toys, you get your toys taken away.

gmanthebest posted...
You think an employee at the theater is gonna treat you less like a child than a stranger will?
I don't understand what either you are trying to say. I'm saying that I don't want to be forced to put my phone into a germy lockbox.

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bigblu89
03/15/23 3:18:57 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
I don't understand what either you are trying to say. I'm saying that I don't want to be forced to put my phone into a germy lockbox.

Unfortunately, the actions of others will end up punishing you, because it's the future.

And in some places, it's the present.

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Pepys_Monster
03/15/23 3:21:24 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Unfortunately, the actions of others will end up punishing you, because it's the future.

And in some places, it's the present.
Theaters were dying out before MoviePass saved them. This would likely kill them off once and for all.

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Hornezz
03/15/23 3:39:19 PM
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Prime anti-woke comedy

https://youtu.be/UZe5eKtkUnk

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bigblu89
03/15/23 3:46:56 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Theaters were dying out before MoviePass saved them. This would likely kill them off once and for all.
Improvement in TVs and Sound Systems making the home viewing experience better than the theatre experience killed movie theatres, and most movie genres being theatrical successes.


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Questionmarktarius
03/15/23 3:47:51 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Improvement in TVs and Sound Systems making the home viewing experience better than the theatre experience killed movie theatres
also you can pee without missing anything, and the popcorn is much cheaper.
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WhisperWolf2005
03/15/23 3:48:29 PM
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Id go to that
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