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SF_Okami
03/10/23 7:31:05 PM
#1:


She is one of these, which you prefer?


Hm?

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Dakimakura
03/10/23 7:31:44 PM
#2:


What is the downside to the first one?

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KnightofShikari
03/10/23 7:33:15 PM
#3:


4 ft vs 7 ft

big spoon vs little spoon

though a big futa penis would be easier to hide on a bigger frame

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gildedwings
03/10/23 7:37:29 PM
#4:


Towering over me and able to pick me up.

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NoxObscuras
03/10/23 7:42:54 PM
#5:


Why gimp the short option so much? That's kind of a huge difference.

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FortuneCookie
03/10/23 7:44:40 PM
#6:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/8/AAdlC_AADOqs.jpg
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Unknown5uspect
03/10/23 7:45:57 PM
#7:


One foot taller. Literally only upsides.

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The_Korey
03/11/23 7:25:13 PM
#8:


Kan I have both?

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Irony
03/11/23 7:25:51 PM
#9:


FortuneCookie posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/8/AAdlC_AADOqs.jpg
You're 5'6"?

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ViewtifulJoe
03/11/23 7:26:44 PM
#10:


The_Korey posted...
Kan I have both?
Yes you can have a girlfriend whose legs have a 3ft difference in length.

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Questionmarktarius
03/11/23 7:27:14 PM
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So... the best options here are "snu snu" or "shortstack"?
I'm gonna have to think about this.
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The_Korey
03/11/23 7:30:23 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Yes you can have a girlfriend whose legs have a 3ft difference in length.

I wasn't asking a monkey's paw!

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FortuneCookie
03/11/23 8:14:02 PM
#13:


Irony posted...
You're 5'6"?

A few inches taller, actually. I just needed her for a visual reference.
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CassandraCroft
03/11/23 10:05:03 PM
#14:


So one woman that is 7foot 2inches verses one that is 4foot 2inches.

Think I will take the 4foot 2inches option as I am not keen on women that are taller than me. Besides where am I supposed to find a 7foot 2inch woman? Doubt there are many of them around.

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Irony
03/11/23 10:06:03 PM
#15:


CassandraCroft posted...
So one woman that is 7foot 2inches verses one that is 5foot 2inches.

Think I will take the 5foot 2inches option as I am not keen on women that are taller than me. Besides where am I supposed to find a 7foot 2inch woman? Doubt there are many of them around.
You're 7'2"?

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FortuneCookie
03/11/23 10:08:28 PM
#16:


Why is Irony keeping statistics on who is what height?

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Irony
03/11/23 10:09:17 PM
#17:


Because you guys keep making posts that makes it seem like you either didn't read the options on the poll or you don't know your own height

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SF_Okami
03/12/23 12:03:25 AM
#18:


It seems like CE has no problem being dwarfed in a relationship

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NoxObscuras
03/12/23 12:43:27 PM
#19:


SF_Okami posted...
It seems like CE has no problem being dwarfed in a relationship
Yeah I picked the tall option here. As unlikely of a height as that would be (she'd have to be 6'11" and the tallest woman on record is 7'0.7"), the alternative is the short option. Which would be 3'11... Remember that 22 year old that looks like an 8 year old? Yeah... she's 3'10". And no offense to women with pituitary dwarfism, but no thanks lol.

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