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FelineCyborg
03/10/23 10:13:34 AM
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you think you want your gf to have bigger sloppers but you really don't.

what your gf really needs is a penis. modern science needs to work on that instead.

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Medussa
03/10/23 10:14:27 AM
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Whynotboth.meme

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FelineCyborg
03/10/23 10:17:38 AM
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Medussa posted...
Whynotboth.meme

that's just plain greedy.

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Giant_Aspirin
03/10/23 10:18:01 AM
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shape is much more important than size.

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bigblu89
03/10/23 10:21:27 AM
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Some of them, if they don't get comically large, are actually ok.

But it's usually the case with breast implants is, where the less clothes a woman wears, the worse they end up looking.

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boxoto
03/10/23 10:23:07 AM
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a lot of people feel insecure about the size, shape, firmness, and/or unevenness of their breasts, and breast implants are a remedy for that.

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R1masher
03/10/23 10:29:50 AM
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I might recall reading somewhere that in the 1950s the urban legend remedy for small breasts was to let a man climax on them, makes sense as to why theres so many money shots of that

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PoopPotato
03/10/23 10:32:29 AM
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What ladies "need" is a breast lift rather than implants.


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FelineCyborg
03/10/23 10:35:20 AM
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I love all the weird pseudo science that's obviously some horny "dr" making up shit.

"eating jizz will make you less depressed!"
"taking loads on your sloppers will make them bigger!"
"oh ya it's also a great moisturizer and acne cream, let me cream on your face too!"

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Smashingpmkns
03/10/23 10:37:52 AM
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The worst part about breast implants is the scarring. They really need to figure that out.

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FelineCyborg
03/10/23 10:43:24 AM
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boxoto posted...
a lot of people feel insecure about the size, shape, firmness, and/or unevenness of their breasts, and breast implants are a remedy for that.

a lot of women also have penis envy but nobody is working on giving them true equality. it's 2023 cmon now where my futas at

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Bio1590
03/10/23 10:45:07 AM
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They seem to be coming way too common of a go-to "fix" these days.

Which wouldn't necessarily be a problem in and of itself, but the amount of these that end up looking worse than what the girl originally had is just staggering.

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FortuneCookie
03/10/23 10:45:50 AM
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FelineCyborg posted...
you think you want your gf to have bigger sloppers but you really don't.

what your gf really needs is a penis. modern science needs to work on that instead.

Medussa posted...
Whynotboth.meme

FelineCyborg posted...
that's just plain greedy.

I'm greedy. ;)
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boxoto
03/10/23 10:45:55 AM
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they have strap-ons, that they can put on, or take off, at their leisure.

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FelineCyborg
03/10/23 10:49:25 AM
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boxoto posted...
they have strap-ons, that they can put on, or take off, at their leisure.

in this modern hustle and bustle life style ain't nobody got time to strap things on. also they aren't even the same as a real life breathing penis.

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Heartomaton
03/10/23 10:50:08 AM
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Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Bio1590
03/10/23 10:53:10 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
The worst part about breast implants is the scarring. They really need to figure that out.

If there's bad scarring it means there was a breast lift or reduction done at some point as well.

Most implant procedures these days leave very little in the way of scarring. Typically you only get that little line underneath each breast that's hard to notice if you're not actually looking for it.

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Cobra1010
03/10/23 11:08:20 AM
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It's her choice. Not the man's choice.

It's the same with tattoos.


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DKBananaSlamma
03/10/23 11:09:30 AM
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I prefer natural breasts. All boobs are beautiful. The perkiness of small boobs, the holdability of medium boobs, and the bounciness of large boobs.

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R1masher
03/10/23 11:13:00 AM
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Cant help but think there eventually will be less and less natural big boobs because of all the small breasted women with fake boobs doing the breeding ~ Godfrey

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Euripides
03/10/23 11:14:04 AM
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Have you ever felt a fake breast? They do NOT feel natural in any way

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R1masher
03/10/23 11:16:55 AM
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Euripides posted...
Have you ever felt a fake breast? They do NOT feel natural in any way

you ever feel a fake bag of sand? it DOES feel just like a real bag of sand in every way

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Euripides
03/10/23 11:22:37 AM
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R1masher posted...
you ever feel a fake bag of sand? it DOES feel just like a real bag of sand in every way

lol

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Questionmarktarius
03/10/23 11:24:27 AM
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go look up "polypropylene implants"
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FortuneCookie
03/10/23 11:27:43 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I prefer natural breasts. All boobs are beautiful. The perkiness of small boobs, the holdability of medium boobs, and the bounciness of large boobs.

I like fake boobs because their owner made a choice that they want to be sexy.
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FortuneCookie
03/10/23 11:36:52 AM
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YOU aren't sexy!

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Medussa
03/10/23 11:41:55 AM
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boxoto posted...
they have strap-ons, that they can put on, or take off, at their leisure.

i have boobs i can put on and take off at my leisure; doesn't mean i don't want real ones more.

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DB_Insider
03/10/23 11:44:26 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
go look up "polypropylene implants"
Yo mr white!

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Smashingpmkns
03/10/23 12:08:39 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
If there's bad scarring it means there was a breast lift or reduction done at some point as well.

Most implant procedures these days leave very little in the way of scarring. Typically you only get that little line underneath each breast that's hard to notice if you're not actually looking for it.
I've seen enough porn to know this isn't true. Also I know a few people that regret their implants because the scarring gave them body dysmorphia

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