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Kurt_Russel
03/03/23 2:06:12 AM
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hing
Turning water into wine is a bit sus.

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SHRIKE
03/03/23 2:07:50 AM
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I mean he kinda did get killed for it.
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pogo_rabid
03/03/23 2:24:26 AM
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He also had a sick ass hype squad behind him.

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Zikten
03/03/23 2:26:52 AM
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Traditionally, a witch coven has 13 members

Jesus had 12 disciples and himself....
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MedeaLysistrata
03/03/23 2:32:44 AM
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Zikten posted...
Traditionally, a witch coven has 13 members

Jesus had 12 disciples and himself....
tell me about Aradia immediately i am on a quest

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DarkBuster22904
03/03/23 2:34:02 AM
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He was literally publicly executed for it

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Kurt_Russel
03/03/23 2:42:00 AM
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So Jesus was executed because of witchcraft?

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Foppe
03/03/23 2:47:02 AM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
So Jesus was executed because of witchcraft?
Indirectly, sure.

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DarkBuster22904
03/03/23 2:52:10 AM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
So Jesus was executed because of witchcraft?
Among other things. Heresy, blasphemy, and generally pissing off the church.

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Back_Stabbath
03/03/23 3:32:26 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanhedrin_trial_of_Jesus

Jesus is generally quiet, does not defend himself, rarely responds to the accusations, and is found guilty of: violating the Sabbath law (by healing on the Sabbath); threatening to destroy the Jewish Temple; practicing sorcery, exorcising people by the power of demons and; claiming to be the Messiah.[2] He is then taken to Pontius Pilate, the governor of Roman Judaea, to be tried for claiming to be the King of the Jews.

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Jennywentnorth8
03/03/23 3:45:28 AM
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Man what if Jesus really was just a dope ass wizard. Like he just stumbled upon the secret of magic, saw that his ass was grass so he cast Auto-Life on himself, then fucked off because if he spoke with humans again they would just try to kill him again. I mean christ his hit die is a d6 it ain't hard to do. It ain't easy bein a wiz
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legendarylemur
03/03/23 4:45:54 AM
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It's all about marketing at the end of the day. Imagine if witches marketed their shit better instead of being weirdos, then we wouldn't have a stereotype but a religion

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Kurt_Russel
03/03/23 2:44:21 PM
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People should have gotten over it. I mean, sure he resurrected a few folks and cured the blind, but is that any reason to hate the guy?
Meanwhile, weve been tolerating Chriss Angel for decades.


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WestOfDaRockies
03/03/23 11:33:10 PM
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Jesus was accused of being a Samaritan with a demon in him:

https://youtu.be/SPRMMmEznys

And sorcery was one of the bullshit charges brought against Jesus:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanhedrin_trial_of_Jesus

In the New Testament, the Sanhedrin trial of Jesus refers to the trial of Jesus before the Sanhedrin (a Jewish judicial body) following his arrest in Jerusalem and prior to the trial before Pontius Pilate. It is an incident reported by all three Synoptic Gospels of the New Testament, while the Gospel of John refers to a preliminary inquiry before Annas.[1] The gospel accounts vary on a number of details.

Jesus is generally quiet, does not defend himself, rarely responds to the accusations, and is found guilty of: violating the Sabbath law (by healing on the Sabbath); threatening to destroy the Jewish Temple; practicing sorcery, exorcising people by the power of demons and; claiming to be the Messiah.[2] ...


https://youtu.be/SfPiyOanzrI

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Vampire_Chicken
03/04/23 5:25:53 AM
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Wine for no more than the price of water, and free food? Who's going to complain about that? Did the Sanhedrin really hate cod in breadcrumbs that much?
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WestOfDaRockies
03/04/23 8:24:37 AM
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https://youtu.be/5xzYyObMHvs

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Irony
03/04/23 8:29:45 AM
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https://youtube.com/shorts/eA0BujmYxSo?feature=share

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Vengeance29
03/04/23 8:30:23 AM
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As far as fiction goes, I prefer Harry Potter.
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Kurt_Russel
03/04/23 4:42:54 PM
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Vengeance29 posted...
As far as fiction goes, I prefer Harry Potter.
Id like to see Harry Potter turn chocolate frogs into butterbeer

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