Current Events > Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she's getting a bidet after spending time in japan

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Enderknight17
02/27/23 5:30:11 PM
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Have had one for several years now. Absolutely can't go back... When I travel it reminds me of how much I miss home.

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Gremlynn
02/27/23 5:36:24 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
I don't think uk regulations let you drag a power line into the bathroom. I believe we are only allowed ceiling light and shaver light and shaver charging socket.
What does that have to do with a bidet?
A basic lever operated bidet doesn't need electricity.

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DKBananaSlamma
02/27/23 5:38:06 PM
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lmao

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mustachedmystic
02/27/23 5:51:08 PM
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I dont need a bidet, as I eat plenty of fiber, so my wipes are ghost 99.99% of the time.

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Zonbei
02/27/23 6:09:59 PM
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MuscleRobo posted...
I thought she was just tweeting about how homophobic and transphobic japan was while she was a guest in their country.

How is this at odds with the bidet thing

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Zonbei
02/27/23 6:12:53 PM
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WolfFangHowell posted...
So hear me out.

A more natural method for artificial insemination.

It's like a bidet, but you just "load" it up with the good stuff and blast the nethers.

Insanely weird way to say that you dont understand female anatomy or how getting pregnant works.

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Son_Of_Spam
02/27/23 6:16:47 PM
#57:


I got one back when the toilet paper shortages were starting. A single pack of toilet paper from Costco lasted me from late 2019 all the way through 2021.

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Jeremy517
02/27/23 6:32:32 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I still stand by what I said about it not really working. Maybe it blasted some of the crap away but it was still on the paper.

User error
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Dakimakura
02/27/23 8:03:19 PM
#59:


She didn't have a bidet prior? Good thing I haven't ate the booty yet.

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Oakland510_
02/27/23 8:08:56 PM
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Someone needs to invent a portable, handheld electric bidet that has the same pressure of the real bidet
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Antifar
02/27/23 8:11:08 PM
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AOC did discuss Japan's lack of legal protections for LGBT people, just not on Twitter:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/aoc-japan-lgbt-marriage-b2289412.html#Echobox=1677280231
"There was a member of the Japanese administration that was caught in off-the-record comments making very discriminatory statements about LGBT people, Ms Ocasio-Cortez said in a video posted on Instagram.

"Japan is the only member of the G-7 that does not have marriage equality and LGBT anti-discrimination equality protections in place," she added.

"The more we can all share our values across countries, the more we can cooperate," she said elsewhere in the video.

Earlier this month, a secretary in the Liberal Democratic Party was fired for telling reporters he didnt like to see same-sex couples and wouldnt want to live nextdoor to them.

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doomcrusader
02/27/23 8:21:23 PM
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I've been living in the Philippines, they only use bidets here although it's the nozzle on hose type.

One piece of context mixing here is that it's common to soap up that area when using the bidet, which might help with that bacteria thing.

I've completely adjusted and I'll install a bidet when we get been to the us.

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Lorenzo_2003
02/27/23 8:25:50 PM
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Bidets are great.

Everyone should try one.

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CE_gonna_CE
02/27/23 8:34:00 PM
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Was just on a 2 week vacation away from home, and no bidet.

Felt bad, man

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Master_Bass
02/27/23 8:35:25 PM
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I don't know why they don't come standard these days. I don't even feel clean without one and some soap.

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St0rmFury
02/27/23 10:05:07 PM
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Someone asked me before how strong is the water pressure while considering buying one.

My reply was, "strong enough that you don't feel violated, but secretly want it to go a little deeper."

He ordered it.

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Stallion_Prime
02/27/23 10:07:04 PM
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id lick her butt

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legendary_zell
02/28/23 12:02:34 AM
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Once you go bidet, you never go away.

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St0rmFury
02/28/23 12:10:36 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'm using the Panasonic DL-AB10

Not sure if you can find it on amazon.

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xLegendaryElite
02/28/23 12:17:07 AM
#75:


I'm so glad my girlfriend pestered me to install a bidet

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Starks
02/28/23 12:25:54 AM
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I have to drill a hole if I want the hot water line

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DKBananaSlamma
02/28/23 12:32:28 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

daaaamn

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YugiNoob
02/28/23 12:40:58 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
They keep their bathrooms really clean. And the toilet seat was heated.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/5/AABulwAAEOWl.jpg

I still stand by what I said about it not really working. Maybe it blasted some of the crap away but it was still on the paper.
Yeah, Japan's bathrooms are super nice. Even at the malls the bathrooms are spotless. Try to install some of those fancy heated toilets here in America and they'll quickly meet the same fate as Hitchbot.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/6/AAPV5JAAEOgc.jpg

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PesticideDream
02/28/23 12:41:45 AM
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Don't give a shit about her but I bought a bidet during the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020 and I honestly think it's one of the best purchases I've ever made. I feel like a savage if I have to shit anywhere else besides home and have to wipe the old way. It's faster than just wiping and feels so much cleaner every single time.
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Ivynn
02/28/23 1:40:06 AM
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LITERALLY

THE

PERFECT

WOMAN

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DKBananaSlamma
02/28/23 7:30:44 AM
#81:


bump

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Starks
02/28/23 11:06:00 AM
#82:


AOC self care is on point

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UsernamesRlame
02/28/23 11:18:35 AM
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Wait.... does that mean she poops? And that means she probably farts too?

No way. I don't believe it. Pretty sure this is all fake news.

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Sir_Will
02/28/23 11:24:14 AM
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MuscleRobo posted...
I thought she was just tweeting about how homophobic and transphobic japan was while she was a guest in their country.
So?

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UsernamesRlame
02/28/23 11:32:52 AM
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Sir_Will posted...
So?

So that means she's doesn't deserve a nice clean butthole

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R1masher
02/28/23 11:33:31 AM
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No pics no care

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Gremlynn
03/01/23 10:05:05 PM
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Starks posted...
I have to drill a hole if I want the hot water line

i thought i was gonna have to with mine, but then i decided to just say fuck it and run the hot water line in the gap at the top of the cabinet door.

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Itachi157
03/03/23 10:15:51 AM
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My hotel in Japan had a Toto toilet with a bidet. Best toilet Ive ever used. How hard is it to import one to the US? Can you just order it and install it? Or do you need a special plumbing setup?
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PBusted
03/04/23 11:07:09 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
My hotel in Japan had a Toto toilet with a bidet. Best toilet Ive ever used. How hard is it to import one to the US? Can you just order it and install it? Or do you need a special plumbing setup?
I just installed mine. Didn't need anything special.
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GGuirao13
03/05/23 3:15:20 AM
#92:


No.

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ssj3vegeta
03/07/23 8:17:41 PM
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i'm afraid to search up video reviews of bidets on amazon

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DKBananaSlamma
03/07/23 8:54:19 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
i'm afraid to search up video reviews of bidets on amazon
It's pov of it squirting the ass with play by play

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Vegy
03/10/23 6:23:33 AM
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I'm surprised dis many CEers own a bidet tbh

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St0rmFury
03/10/23 10:27:48 PM
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Curious, has anyone here ordered one after reading this topic?

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ssj3vegeta
03/12/23 10:42:53 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
Curious, has anyone here ordered one after reading this topic?

nah, don't know if i should

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St0rmFury
03/12/23 11:38:47 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
nah, don't know if i should
You'll never get a girlfriend who calls you ugly like dis.

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gamer167
03/13/23 12:08:55 AM
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Literally the perfect anus
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