Current Events > saw rob Schneider stand up this weekend

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my gf wanted to go and bought the tickets since we just recently watched the hot chick

we left in the middle...worst stand up I've ever been to and I go to open mics regularly.

dude...he made "participation award" jokes. his joke set list was like scrolling down the newsfeed of somebodys asshole conservative dad.

I had no idea he did hacky far right pandering comedy now.

I was in the front row and we went to his early show...I hope us leaving fucked with his MOJO on his other shows but he probably made a joke about "liberals who can't take a joke" after we left.

Dating a woman who likes Rob Scheider movies sounds awful.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Dating a woman who likes Rob Scheider movies sounds awful.

everybody liked the hot chick back in the day though

and deuce Bigelow

also it was fun tearing apart his act with her after we left

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he brought a mask to use as a prop to make fun of people wearing masks in cars. shitty mask jokes that were never funny to begin with...but in 2023? in fact can we just ban covid jokes in stand up? they are never a "joke" all of us haven't heard in some variation already. I can do an entire set on rob schneiders act on the "donts" of stand ups and it'd be funnier than his actual set

FelineCyborg posted...

everybody liked the hot chick back in the day though

Sure bud, sure.

ToteAll posted...

Sure bud, sure.

I know you weren't around back then but early 2000s was a diff time

FelineCyborg posted...

I know you weren't around back then but early 2000s was a diff time

This "joke" post was brought to you by a Rob Schneider fan.

ToteAll posted...

This "joke" post was brought to you by a Rob Schneider fan.

hey its funnier than anything in his stand up. you're welcome

FelineCyborg posted...

I know you weren't around back then but early 2000s was a diff time

Rob Schneider is like Limp Bizkit, everyone just pretends they weren't pretty big for their time.

I follow him on Twitter.

I don't think there's another celebrity that South Park did as much damage to. It was like he turned lame overnight after that episode.

I don't know what you expected from him in 2023

Yeah, he went real far right a few years ago and it was just a sad thing to see. I would have hated to find out about it at one of his shows. I feel for you.

Rob Schneider is a standup comedian who seemed to have all the best teh liberal jokes until one day...

https://youtu.be/_OfnWIecOaE

A couple left his show!

Rob Schneider is... DERP

Those movies were always awful, and I was definitely alive and in my teens then sorry you have questionable taste.

I guess he's coming to Austin soon because my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go since I like comedy. Shes not a fan herself, just recognized the name, and was shocked at how fast I said no.

codey posted...

I guess he's coming to Austin soon because my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go since I like comedy. Shes not a fan herself, just recognized the name, and was shocked at how fast I said no.

Lol

My sister saw him when he was the opening act for someone else a few years back. She said it was awefull and hates everything about him after his stand up.

Did he turn into a carrot at the end?

codey posted...

I guess he's coming to Austin soon because my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go since I like comedy. Shes not a fan herself, just recognized the name, and was shocked at how fast I said no.

He just opened for Adam Sandler here like two weeks ago.

BuzzKilljoy posted...

He just opened for Adam Sandler here like two weeks ago.

I guess Adam supports what he says and does since he is still giving him opportunities.
Adam Sandler just came to St Louis, glad we didn't go if he had Rob opening. We'd considered it

Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetily Durp Dee Durp Dee Dumb

Topic reminded me of that time Howie Mandel guest hosted Regis and Kelly, and Rob Schneider grabbed him by the hand - knowing he was a germaphobe and open about his OCD - and told him to "get over it"

https://youtu.be/5PEZ1tzaUdQ

Vyrulisse posted...

Rob Schneider is like Limp Bizkit, everyone just pretends they weren't pretty big for their time.

In his blockbuster hit The Animal, he played 2nd fiddle to a woman who finished 6th on Survivor and afaik didn't do any further acting... (and she was funnier and more entertaining on Survivor than he was in most of his movies)

Hayame_Zero posted...

Topic reminded me of that time Howie Mandel guest hosted Regis and Kelly, and Rob Schneider grabbed him by the hand - knowing he was a germaphobe and open about his OCD - and told him to "get over it"

https://youtu.be/5PEZ1tzaUdQ

God what an asshole

Tbh probably worth it just to leave from the front row mid set. You know he felt that.

FelineCyborg posted...

everybody liked the hot chick back in the day though

and deuce Bigelow

also it was fun tearing apart his act with her after we left

I'll give you Deuce Bigelow. Hot chick no. That movie is garbage

BurmesePenguin posted...

Dating a woman who likes Rob Scheider movies sounds awful.

What if she's a real animal in bed?

Rob was really only good for his roles in Adam Sandler movies.

Rob Schneider is . A stapler!

tried rewatching the hot chick a few years ago with my old roommates and we couldn't last 10 minutes. it is so unapologetically awful

He blames the left for his career trajectory

VampireCoyote posted...

He blames the left for his career trajectory

that's what I thought as well. "how do I get away with doing the same old tired racist caricatures (don't even get me started on the voice he does for his Mexican wife) without writing any new material or being creative and making it seem like the audiences fault?? "

FortuneCookie posted...

What if she's a real animal in bed?

I can't imagine it outweighting the fact she likes Rob Schneider content.

Rob Schneider should call Adam Sandler everyday and thank him.

Adam Sandler should call all of us everyday and apologize.

You should dump your girl out of general principle.

Rob Schneider is... a terrible comedian!

rated pg-13

On the way out you should have yelled: "I wish I had three seashells right now to dispose of your act."

Hahaha!

Yeah he really went down that right wing rabbit hole.

bigtiggie23 posted...

On the way out you should have yelled: "I wish I had three seashells right now to dispose of your act."

Well played.

Hayame_Zero posted...

Topic reminded me of that time Howie Mandel guest hosted Regis and Kelly, and Rob Schneider grabbed him by the hand - knowing he was a germaphobe and open about his OCD - and told him to "get over it"

https://youtu.be/5PEZ1tzaUdQ

Jesus that's obscenely fucked up. The more I learn about Schneider the more I realize that his career didn't tank strictly because he's an awful actor and comedian, it was more likely he was an asshole that no one outside of Adam Sandler wanted to work with.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

In his blockbuster hit The Animal, he played 2nd fiddle to a woman who finished 6th on Survivor and afaik didn't do any further acting... (and she was funnier and more entertaining on Survivor than he was in most of his movies)

I thought I remembered his name associated with Survivor!!!

FelineCyborg posted...

he brought a mask to use as a prop to make fun of people wearing masks in cars. shitty mask jokes that were never funny to begin with...but in 2023? in fact can we just ban covid jokes in stand up? they are never a "joke" all of us haven't heard in some variation already. I can do an entire set on rob schneiders act on the "donts" of stand ups and it'd be funnier than his actual set

When do your tickets go on sale? Oh, right...

The hot chick is a fucking classic, yall are whack

and yeah dude went full MAGA, you never go full MAGA