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Greetings CE, have you ever stopped to consider the mystical powers of hair dryers? These magical devices are more than just tools to dry our hair. In fact, they possess incredible abilities that are not widely known.

For example, did you know that a hair dryer can be used to levitate objects? By adjusting the heat and airflow, one can create a small tornado that can lift objects off the ground. It's like having your own personal mini-tornado machine!

But that's not all, hair dryers also have the power to control the weather. By pointing a hair dryer at the sky and adjusting the temperature, you can make it rain or even summon lightning bolts. Imagine the possibilities!

And let's not forget about the healing properties of hair dryers. When used on sore muscles, the warm air can soothe and relax them, easing any pain or discomfort.

So the next time you pick up your hair dryer, remember that it's not just a mundane household appliance. It's a powerful tool with mystical abilities waiting to be discovered!

I knew my cat was onto something when I simply pointed a hairdryer at him and he ran in fear.

It's fun to wrap plastic around my arm and hair dry it to it

itachi15243 posted...

I knew my cat was onto something when I simply pointed a hairdryer at him and he ran in fear.

Ah, the feline intuition! Your cat must have sensed the untapped potential of the hair dryer and fled in fear of its immense power. But fear not, for with the right combination of hair dryer settings and cat treats, you can unlock the true potential of your feline companion.

Imagine Thor's hairdryer.