Current Events > $100,000 but every time an entire gallon comes out

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instead of the usual amount

You'd make a lot more than that on weird kink sites.

Properly prepared for and provided you don't jizz yourself into the mental facility, why not?

Okay, but it's gotta make that "drop a brick in a bucket" sound like those naughty Japanese cartoons.

That would have to kill you, right? Just some napkin math but your body would need like 19000 calories to make a gallon of jizz.

AldousIsDead posted...

That would have to kill you, right? Just some napkin math but your body would need like 19000 calories to make a gallon of jizz.

That's a lot of pineapples

Interesting proposal. Is it magical; or do I die if I jazz twice in one day?

I mean, considering that TC didn't specify what, you have to consider it as a gallon of *everything* which makes this immensely and impossibly dangerous if not outright fatal.

As long as I dont have to carry melons for ball sack

it's magic and nothing about your physiology changes other than the obvious gallon of baby batter coming out

So no change. Gib

Imagine a gallon of snot coming out of your nose every time you sneeze

Diarrhea? Piss? J***? Vomit? Saliva? Mucus?

Regardless whatever it is, this sounds fatal or dangerously itching towards it.

You'd die, 100,000 is not enough

Scintillant posted...

it's magic and nothing about your physiology changes other than the obvious gallon of baby batter coming out

Oh god that sounds worse than piss.

Tappor posted...

You'd die, 100,000 is not enough

no you wouldn't it's magic

Scintillant posted...

no you wouldn't it's magic

still no cause ain't nobody trying to have to clean that up every time

Semen fellas. A gallon of semen. From your penis.

Deal.

Scintillant posted...

no you wouldn't it's magic

Oh, in that case there's no downside other than the inconvenience.

Scintillant posted...

it's magic and nothing about your physiology changes other than the obvious gallon of baby batter coming out

Would still kill whoever you nutted in. More napkin math comes out to that the biggest vagina I could find (your mom says hi, btw) is only about 250 cc. So it'd have to still accommodate 3500 more cc of jizz.

Now if we were doing it anal a gallon of enema is possible, but would be incredibly unpleasant. If my load had any reasonable amount of pressure it'd rupture any rectum I shot it in unless it takes me 10+ minutes to finish nutting.

I spent way too much time trying to find various dimensions of bodies for this and am now most certainly on a list.

Another list.

AldousIsDead posted...

Would still kill whoever you nutted in. More napkin math comes out to that the biggest vagina I could find (you mom says hi, btw) is only about 250 cc. So it'd have to still accommodate 3500 more cc of jizz.

are you suggesting that hentai has been lying to me?

Questionmarktarius posted...

are you suggesting that hentai has been lying to me?

Those are trained professionals.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

That's a lot of pineapples

*Kevin Hart intensifies*

I would PAY $100k for that power

AldousIsDead posted...

Would still kill whoever you nutted in. More napkin math comes out to that the biggest vagina I could find (your mom says hi, btw) is only about 250 cc. So it'd have to still accommodate 3500 more cc of jizz.

Now if we were doing it anal a gallon of enema is possible, but would be incredibly unpleasant. If my load had any reasonable amount of pressure it'd rupture any rectum I shot it in unless it takes me 10+ minutes to finish nutting.

I spent way too much time trying to find various dimensions of bodies for this and am now most certainly on a list.

Another list.

You know you could just pull out, right?