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Slayer_22 02/22/23 11:19:07 AM #1:	I have this fantasy where we start talking at a GameFAQs convention afterparty or something like that. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I think he's doing a great job as an admin. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say casually and walk away. But see, I've got his attention now. How many people voluntarily leave a conversation with SBAllen? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night drags on and the coterie of gorgeous neckbeards grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I chuckle. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of running one of the premiere gaming forums on the internet?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't trying to deal with all the constant bannings?" I ask. "I don't know, teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Paranormal/Conspiracy," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything there is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking on P/C?" He inquires. "The conspiracies." I tell him. "They're irritating, completely unintelligent, they're everywhere and they don't understand my ravings about Big Daylight." Then I wake up, usually in a cold sweat. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:971732505] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>I have this fantasy where we start talking at a GameFAQs convention afterparty or something like that. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I think he's doing a great job as an admin. He laughs. I get my drink."Well, see ya," I say casually and walk away. But see, I've got his attention now. How many people voluntarily leave a conversation with SBAllen? He touches his neck as he watches me leave.Later, as the night drags on and the coterie of gorgeous neckbeards grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette."Got a spare?" he asks."What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles."Conversation with me, duh."I chuckle."What's so funny?" he protests."Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of running one of the premiere gaming forums on the internet?""You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter."What would you do if you weren't trying to deal with all the constant bannings?" I ask."I don't know, teaching, I think.""And if I was your student, what would I be learning?""Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?""Paranormal/Conspiracy," I say."Oh wow. That's lovely.""It's ok," I admit. "Not everything there is to my liking.""What could possibly be not to your liking on P/C?" He inquires."The conspiracies." I tell him. "They're irritating, completely unintelligent, they're everywhere and they don't understand my ravings about Big Daylight."Then I wake up, usually in a cold sweat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 02/22/23 11:19:47 AM #2:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/2/AAPw6aAAD8Nw.jpg --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:971732522] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/2/AAPw6aAAD8Nw.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 02/22/23 11:20:33 AM #3:	Go on. --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:971732535] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Go on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 02/22/23 11:22:21 AM #4:	Valjackal posted... Go on. If I could, I would, but it every time I have this dream, it ends the same. :( --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:971732565] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>Go on.</quote>If I could, I would, but it every time I have this dream, it ends the same.:(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 02/22/23 11:24:01 AM #5:	Slayer_22 posted... If I could, I would, but it every time I have this dream, it ends the same. :( Just make sure you think about it day in and day out, you might get a continuation one of these nights. Then tell us. --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:971732597] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Slayer_22 posted... </cite><quote>If I could, I would, but it every time I have this dream, it ends the same.:(</quote>Just make sure you think about it day in and day out, you might get a continuation one of these nights.Then tell us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 02/22/23 11:28:37 AM #6:	Valjackal posted... Just make sure you think about it day in and day out, you might get a continuation one of these nights. Then tell us. I'll certainly try! :D --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:971732698] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>Just make sure you think about it day in and day out, you might get a continuation one of these nights.Then tell us.</quote>I'll certainly try! :D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperskate65 02/22/23 11:29:25 AM #7:	Valjackal posted... Go on. i was praying that was SBAllen when I looked at the poster --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx <cite>hyperskate65 posted [p:971732722] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>Go on.</quote>i was praying that was SBAllen when I looked at the poster</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 02/22/23 11:31:56 AM #8:	Thanks I hope you keep posting it I love this post --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971732769] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Thanks I hope you keep posting it I love this post </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toreysback 02/22/23 11:46:55 AM #10:	me too --- Bert and Nan Flossie and Freddie <cite>toreysback posted [p:971733059] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>me too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 02/22/23 12:15:28 PM #11:	I'm getting hype as hell. --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971733588] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>I'm getting hype as hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 02/22/23 12:16:32 PM #12:	Beautiful --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:971733611] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Beautiful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 02/22/23 12:19:47 PM #13:	ctrl+f electrical infetterance --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:971733684] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>ctrl+f electrical infetterance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 02/22/23 12:20:41 PM #14:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/8/AAABqgAAEET-.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:971733705] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/8/AAABqgAAEET-.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 02/22/23 12:23:36 PM #15:	Valjackal posted... Go on. TomClark posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/8/AAABqgAAEET-.jpg --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:971733764] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>Go on.</quote>TomClark posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/8/AAABqgAAEET-.jpg</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SBAllen 02/22/23 12:58:30 PM #16:	Happy to help --- "Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton." http://facebook.com/GFAQS \| http://twitter.com/GameFAQs <cite>SBAllen posted [p:971734432] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Happy to help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 02/22/23 2:01:12 PM #17:	SBAllen posted... Happy to help Do you still fit in the Sailor Suit? Inquiring minds need to know. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:971735724] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>SBAllen posted... </cite><quote>Happy to help</quote>Do you still fit in the Sailor Suit? Inquiring minds need to know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toreysback 02/22/23 2:06:32 PM #19:	unexpected --- Bert and Nan Flossie and Freddie <cite>toreysback posted [p:971735865] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>unexpected</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 02/22/23 2:14:27 PM #20:	--- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:971736023] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/22/23 2:16:26 PM #21:	https://imgur.com/18uQ35l --- Republicans " hold together like a ball of lusty ticks" - drclaeys <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:971736070] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/18uQ35l</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SBAllen 02/22/23 2:50:23 PM #22:	SuperShake666 posted... Do you still fit in the Sailor Suit? Inquiring minds need to know. I wish, I was a bean pole back in the day. --- "Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton." http://facebook.com/GFAQS \| http://twitter.com/GameFAQs <cite>SBAllen posted [p:971736815] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>SuperShake666 posted... </cite><quote>Do you still fit in the Sailor Suit? Inquiring minds need to know.</quote>I wish, I was a bean pole back in the day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 02/22/23 2:53:58 PM #23:	Is it just me or could you cut the sexual tension with a knife? --- "I tried sucking the crotch area of my pants to test and yeah it's just piss." - Doom_Art <cite>David1988 posted [p:971736891] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>Is it just me or could you cut the sexual tension with a knife?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 02/22/23 3:04:03 PM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/0/AAZuMeAAENWS.jpg --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:971737110] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/0/AAZuMeAAENWS.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/22/23 3:52:21 PM #25:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/5/AAfOu0AADtbF.jpg Someone on CE made this like 15 years ago and I still have it lol --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:971738204] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/5/AAfOu0AADtbF.jpg Someone on CE made this like 15 years ago and I still have it lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 02/22/23 5:40:47 PM #26:	David1988 posted... Is it just me or could you cut the sexual tension with a knife? There's definitely no sexual tension whatsoever in my dreams. ~~There is.~~ --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:971740272] in SBAllen is... [t:80356901]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite><quote>Is it just me or could you cut the sexual tension with a knife?</quote>There's definitely no sexual tension whatsoever in my dreams.There is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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