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Unknown781
02/20/23 12:19:38 PM
#52:


America, love it or leave it cave woman.
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Agonized_rufous
02/20/23 12:20:03 PM
#53:


Smaller federal government sounds nice

Smaller state government sounds nice

My house's government needs to be bigger

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Foppe
02/20/23 12:41:14 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
what would these new parties look like?
Why have more parties if they are carbon copies of the ones that already exist?

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Xanathar
02/20/23 12:44:46 PM
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Every deep red state will wither and die within a week if they cut off California and the East Coast

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TheMikh
02/20/23 12:46:55 PM
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these national divorce types need to understand that a fragmented country is that much more vulnerable to meddling by foreign interests

a key reason why it didn't happen during the civil war was because the russian navy happened to be chilling in the atlantic, inadvertently (?) preventing the western european powers from engaging in funny business

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--Zero-
02/20/23 1:12:53 PM
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Nah the red would be nuts with military control. We should just abolish the Republican Party and actually make racism, hate crimes, and the like actually illegal. They should put an age limit of 60 for anyone who can work in congress or run for president. America as a collective should do something about the older generations influencing the younger gens into not being progressive so America can move on from the nonsense holding it back. Finally do something with gun laws, housing/rental market, capitalism getting out of hand, and free healthcare.

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Virgalyssa
02/20/23 1:19:22 PM
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Sure, under the condition that anyone currently living in the soon-to-be-hellhole red states who wants to escape is assisted and brought to a blue state

Give right wingers their own country to ruin so they stop ruining this one

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Supersex420
02/20/23 1:20:42 PM
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I wonder what her MBTI is

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ghettoraider81
02/20/23 1:21:07 PM
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The Blue States bankroll the Red States. Be careful what you wish for Marge.

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IShall_Run_Amok
02/20/23 1:22:30 PM
#61:


TheMikh posted...
these national divorce types need to understand that a fragmented country is that much more vulnerable to meddling by foreign interests
psst

They aren't trying to divide the country.

They're trying to gain absolute control over it.

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Master_Kazuya
02/20/23 1:26:02 PM
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As long as it's easy to move from a red to blue state or vice versa

They won't last long

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Heartomaton
02/20/23 1:43:31 PM
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You know, I actually liked MTG when she was in those Geico commercials from the mid-2000's.

It's a shame, really. If the sitcom they tried had done well, maybe she wouldn't be such an insufferable harpy today.

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LightHawKnight
02/20/23 1:47:50 PM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
As long as it's easy to move from a red to blue state or vice versa

They won't last long

But even now it isn't easy for most people to move.

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the_pika
02/20/23 2:26:00 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
You know, I actually liked MTG when she was in those Geico commercials from the mid-2000's.

It's a shame, really. If the sitcom they tried had done well, maybe she wouldn't be such an insufferable harpy today.

underrated post

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Master_Kazuya
02/20/23 2:27:41 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
But even now it isn't easy for most people to move.

I mean in a legal sense. You shouldn't have to jump through a bunch of hoops to move from Murica to America. With Blue states voting on more humane services instead of military, we'd in theory have more resources to assist financially and spatially which is what I think you're talking about.

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the_pika
02/20/23 2:28:12 PM
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You know what would happen to the low taxes in TX, FL and the flyover states when daddy CA, Mommy NY and big brother blue states are no longer paying for federal roads, welfare, social security and defense, especially defense?

theyd collapse laughably fast
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Number090684
02/20/23 2:29:33 PM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
Is she trying to bring the Confederation back?

Basically seems like it.
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bigblu89
02/20/23 2:46:39 PM
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the_pika posted...
You know what would happen to the low taxes in TX, FL and the flyover states when daddy CA, Mommy NY and big brother blue states are no longer paying for federal roads, welfare, social security and defense, especially defense?

theyd collapse laughably fast

People like to say that isn't true because of stupid shit like "the red states have all the crops and food!" not realizing how rural areas of NY, CA, PA, NM, AZ, etc are.

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bigblu89
02/20/23 2:53:14 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It would never happen, because anyone that is high enough in power that could actually start another US Civil War is currently benefitting from how divided we are as a nation to want to change it.

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Heartomaton
02/20/23 2:53:56 PM
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the_pika posted...
underrated post

;D

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the_pika
02/20/23 2:57:38 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
People like to say that isn't true because of stupid shit like "the red states have all the crops and food!" not realizing how rural areas of NY, CA, PA, NM, AZ, etc are.

yes, CA is basically the bread basket of the nation, not to mention the worlds 5th largest economy on its own.
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Antifar
02/20/23 3:05:09 PM
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It's true that even blue states have large rural areas, which is why you shouldn't assume such a break would take place along state lines.

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bigblu89
02/20/23 3:17:46 PM
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Antifar posted...
It's true that even blue states have large rural areas, which is why you shouldn't assume such a break would take place along state lines.

Well, that's the other reason why it would be near impossible for there to be a "split", because we're dealing with SO much more land than we were during the Civil War, and there's a political mix even within the bluest and reddest of states.

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Heineken14
02/20/23 3:18:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
You know, I actually liked MTG when she was in those Geico commercials from the mid-2000's.

It's a shame, really. If the sitcom they tried had done well, maybe she wouldn't be such an insufferable harpy today.


https://imgur.com/OULnBUk.mp4

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Heartomaton
02/20/23 3:28:42 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
https://imgur.com/OULnBUk.mp4

Ha, I'm so glad this exists.

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MabusIncarnate
02/20/23 3:30:05 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
https://imgur.com/OULnBUk.mp4
Thank you, i've been making Geico jokes about her for a while, I wanted to see this start to happen

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The_Wheelman1
02/20/23 3:43:15 PM
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Horrible idea. Not only would that be damn near impossible to do but that will encourage a second civil war even further.

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hyperpowder
02/20/23 4:12:07 PM
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I mean it works in the UK

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/20/23 4:16:26 PM
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better yet: shoot all the MAGA Qanon loonies to space. tell them they're gonna be the first lucky ones to colonize Mars or some shit!

and while they're at it, they can take Elon Musk as well...
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Punished_Blinx
02/20/23 4:18:45 PM
#83:


Brexit worked really well for reactionary conservatives so why not

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legendarylemur
02/20/23 4:22:30 PM
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So... Magic the Gathering truly wants this split. What's it gonna be? East Coast MTG and West Coast YGO?

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Dakimakura
02/20/23 4:23:37 PM
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The red states country would just attack the blue states country for trying to give transgender people rights.

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Antifar
02/20/23 4:27:40 PM
#86:


hyperpowder posted...
I mean it works in the UK
  1. What do you mean by works?
  2. What do you mean by "in the UK"?



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Raikuro
02/20/23 4:28:56 PM
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The people that vote red are only like 22% of the population though
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Kami_no_Kami
02/20/23 4:30:43 PM
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Agreed. We should split between MTG and the rest of the country

by which I mean national traitor MTG should be booted from the country.
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thronedfire2
02/20/23 5:18:01 PM
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Sounds great, but Im guessing she doesnt realize all the red states would go bankrupt without the blue states subsidizing them.

plus theyd starve without California

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legendarylemur
02/20/23 5:48:13 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Sounds great, but Im guessing she doesnt realize all the red states would go bankrupt without the blue states subsidizing them.

plus theyd starve without California
Yeah imagine a country just losing more than half its GDP. If anything, California would be 100% fine with the split, since they're pretty much self sustainable. Also it pretty much hands China an immediate world power lol. Can't imagine she even remotely thought it through. Probably lacks the sentience

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The_Wheelman1
02/21/23 3:56:25 AM
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But then this shouldn't be called United States anymore. We are clearly not united.

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Supersex420
02/21/23 4:23:43 AM
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America is already split in two politically, so she already has what she wants

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