LogFAQs


Current Events > Man takes a dump on a girl's bicycle because he has a crush on her.

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
UnfairRepresent
02/19/23 6:26:58 PM
#1:


The problem with using bicycles as a common form of transportation is that theyre often parked outside and open to the environment, accidents, or even theft. These are risks everyone is aware of and takes into consideration any time a bike is left unattended.

What took place on December 15 last year, however, is quite possibly the last thing anyone would expect to have happen to a bicycle.

At about 7:30 a.m. on the day in question, a teenager approached her bicycle which was parked outside a station in Soma City, Fukushima Prefecture. However, sitting atop the seat was human fecal matter. She immediately notified the police and an investigation was launched.

As a result, a 28-year-old man who lives in neighboring Miyagi Prefecture was arrested on suspicion of vandalism. The suspect is accused of defecating on the bicycle seat sometime between 5 p.m. on December 14 and 7:30 a.m. the following day when the victim left her bike in the parking area.

Although details surrounding the incident are few and far between, the police were specific that the seat had been defecated upon, rather than the feces having been placed or smeared in another way. A motive was also initially unknown until about a day later, when the suspect reportedly admitted that he was attracted to the victim and specifically targeted her bike.

Full Article: https://japantoday.com/category/crime/fukushima-man-arrested-for-defecating-on-another-person%E2%80%99s-bicycle-seat
https://i.imgur.com/0N1AbdX.png

Jesus Christ there's some scary dudes out there


---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Rathinor
02/19/23 6:27:39 PM
#2:


What's his gamefaqs username? Awesome?
... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN
02/19/23 6:28:17 PM
#3:


RIP Man takes died in hard jail shot up 97 years.

---
Trump 2024
#magaa
... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE
02/19/23 6:28:42 PM
#4:


@irony

why you do that
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles
02/19/23 6:29:41 PM
#5:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/7/AAfWomAAEMx_.jpg

---
https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc
https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175
02/19/23 6:31:01 PM
#6:


So when's the wedding?

---
Are we the baddies?
... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin
02/19/23 6:34:34 PM
#7:


Knew it was Japan before I clicked the topic.

---
If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great?
http://i.imgur.com/S0RN1.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX
02/19/23 6:37:28 PM
#8:


The guy must have left a trail of shit leading back to his door.

---
"I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone
... Copied to Clipboard!
#9
Post #9 was unavailable or deleted.
Johnny_Nutcase
02/19/23 6:41:23 PM
#10:


ANort175 posted...
So when's the wedding?

Probably wouldn't attend that one. If he shits on bikes what else is he capable of shitting on or in?

---
I had a glass of vodka this morning because I didn't have any eggs - Sexy coworker
... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk
02/19/23 6:41:44 PM
#11:




Which CEman was that?


---
Fate rarely calls on us at a moment of our choosing.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel
02/19/23 6:47:15 PM
#12:


Yeah
thatll teach her

---
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien
02/19/23 6:47:57 PM
#13:


neverwin posted...
Knew it was Japan before I clicked the topic.


---
Arizona Cardinals: eternal suffering
UNICLR: Phonon | GBVS: Zeta
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble
02/19/23 7:08:25 PM
#14:


That's not what we mean when we suggest making some soup for your crush.

---
One day, you will lose everything, and all you'll have left are the clothes on your back and your Trumble.
http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html
... Copied to Clipboard!
FatAnimeBooty
02/19/23 7:09:58 PM
#15:


She'll come crawling back when she realizes how romantic this was.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson
02/19/23 7:29:47 PM
#16:


I really want to know who job it was to analyze the turd and come up with a name.

---
I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony
02/19/23 7:30:55 PM
#17:


MICHALECOLE posted...
@irony

why you do that
I don't live in Japan

---
I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE
02/19/23 8:41:49 PM
#18:


Irony posted...
I don't live in Japan
You literally did that while visiting?

you sick fuck
... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2
02/19/23 8:43:07 PM
#19:


MICHALECOLE posted...
You literally did that while visiting?


why he do it is the bigger question.

---
Republicans " hold together like a ball of lusty ticks" - drclaeys
... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya
02/19/23 8:43:10 PM
#20:


New meaning to getting dumped.

---
1 Like 0 Comments
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83
02/19/23 10:53:57 PM
#21:


Why?

---
2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205
... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob
02/19/23 11:03:31 PM
#22:


Expected Florida. Left disappointed.

---
( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/20/23 8:11:40 AM
#23:


Master_Kazuya posted...
New meaning to getting dumped.
:/

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676
02/20/23 8:18:18 AM
#24:


How is that vandalism?

---
Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420
02/20/23 8:25:47 AM
#25:


Mating customs are crazy sometimes. But who am I to judge?

---
Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint.
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/20/23 9:13:32 AM
#26:


Monolith1676 posted...
How is that vandalism?
Bruh

You can't be serious

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676
02/20/23 9:22:56 AM
#27:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Bruh

You can't be serious

Here in California this would not be considered vandalism under our laws. Maybe (probably) it is different in Japan.

---
Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/20/23 9:30:57 AM
#28:


What?

So if a guy graffitis "Let's go Brandon" on a statue with paint, that's vandalism to you.

But if a guy graffitis "Let's go Brandon" on a statue with shit, that's not?

Cali law disagrees with you:

https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/defense/penal-code/594/

California Penal Code 594 PC defines the crime of vandalism as maliciously damaging, destroying or defacing another persons property. Vandalism is a misdemeanor if the amount of the damage is less than $400.00. But the charge can be a felony if the amount is $400.00 or greater.
The language of 594 PC states that:

(a) Every person who maliciously commits any of the following acts with respect to any real or personal property not his or her own, in cases other than those specified by state law, is guilty of vandalism:

(1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material.
(2) Damages.
(3) Destroys.

Whenever a person violates this subdivision with respect to real property, vehicles, signs, fixtures, furnishings, or property belonging to any public entity, as defined by Section 811.2 of the Government Code, or the federal government, it shall be a permissive inference that the person neither owned the property nor had the permission of the owner to deface, damage, or destroy the property.

Even writing your name in wet cement is vandalism.


---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102
02/20/23 9:31:23 AM
#29:


Nothing says "I love you" more then taking a shit on your crushes bicycle seat.

---
"I dreamt I was a moron."
... Copied to Clipboard!
#30
Post #30 was unavailable or deleted.
#31
Post #31 was unavailable or deleted.
Monolith1676
02/20/23 9:35:22 AM
#32:


UnfairRepresent posted...
What?

So if a guy graffitis "Let's go Brandon" on a statue with paint, that's vandalism to you.

But if a guy graffitis "Let's go Brandon" on a statue with shit, that's not?

Cali law disagrees with you:

https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/defense/penal-code/594/

California Penal Code 594 PC defines the crime of vandalism as maliciously damaging, destroying or defacing another persons property. Vandalism is a misdemeanor if the amount of the damage is less than $400.00. But the charge can be a felony if the amount is $400.00 or greater.
The language of 594 PC states that:

(a) Every person who maliciously commits any of the following acts with respect to any real or personal property not his or her own, in cases other than those specified by state law, is guilty of vandalism:

(1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material.
(2) Damages.
(3) Destroys.

Whenever a person violates this subdivision with respect to real property, vehicles, signs, fixtures, furnishings, or property belonging to any public entity, as defined by Section 811.2 of the Government Code, or the federal government, it shall be a permissive inference that the person neither owned the property nor had the permission of the owner to deface, damage, or destroy the property.

Even writing your name in wet cement is vandalism.

Poop does not cause any damage, therefore it can't be considered vandalism.

---
Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/20/23 9:36:28 AM
#33:


Ok so you're just talking nonsense.

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
#34
Post #34 was unavailable or deleted.
Monolith1676
02/20/23 9:53:03 AM
#35:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Ok so you're just talking nonsense.

Not at all. Since poop cannot damage or destroy it can't be vandalism. It would could be considered a crime under something else such as disorderly conduct.

---
Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/20/23 10:06:55 AM
#36:


Monolith1676 posted...
Not at all. Since poop cannot damage or destroy it can't be vandalism. It would could be considered a crime under something else such as disorderly conduct.


Cali law disagrees with you:

https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/defense/penal-code/594/

California Penal Code 594 PC defines the crime of vandalism as maliciously damaging, destroying or defacing another persons property. Vandalism is a misdemeanor if the amount of the damage is less than $400.00. But the charge can be a felony if the amount is $400.00 or greater.
The language of 594 PC states that:

(a) Every person who maliciously commits any of the following acts with respect to any real or personal property not his or her own, in cases other than those specified by state law, is guilty of vandalism:

(1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material.
(2) Damages.
(3) Destroys.

Whenever a person violates this subdivision with respect to real property, vehicles, signs, fixtures, furnishings, or property belonging to any public entity, as defined by Section 811.2 of the Government Code, or the federal government, it shall be a permissive inference that the person neither owned the property nor had the permission of the owner to deface, damage, or destroy the property.

Even writing your name in wet cement is vandalism.

Vandalism does not have to be destruction

It's okay to be wrong. It's not okay to double down on being wrong like a Trumper.

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
#37
Post #37 was unavailable or deleted.
MabusIncarnate
02/20/23 10:17:26 AM
#38:


Well if you guys have a better idea how to tell a woman you like her, i'd sure like to hear it.

My wife thought the gesture was kind.

---
"I'm tired of this city, all this toil and strife. Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676
02/20/23 10:24:22 AM
#39:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Vandalism does not have to be destruction

It's okay to be wrong. It's not okay to double down on being wrong like a Trumper.

Yes it does. It has to meet the elements of the crime. If you don't have

(1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material.
(2) Damages.
(3) Destroys.

you don't have vandalism.

---
Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676
02/20/23 10:27:07 AM
#40:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandalism_on_Wikipedia

It is not a criminal act to vandalize Wikipedia. However, it is against the site's terms of use to vandalize or otherwise cause disruption.

---
Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/20/23 10:34:48 AM
#41:


Monolith1676 posted...
Yes it does. It has to meet the elements of the crime. If you don't have

(1) Defaces with graffiti or other inscribed material.
(2) Damages.
(3) Destroys.

you don't have vandalism.

It's not all 3. It can be any of the 3.

Hell I can't link it because it has photos of poop but as we speak the Cali police are currently right now literally investigating the smearing of someone's home in poop as vandalism.

Officials in Southern California's Laguna Beach are trying to figure out who is responsible for smearing feces all over the home of City Manager Shohreh Dupuis either late Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.

The incident, which the Laguna Beach Police Department is investigating as an act of vandalism, is bizarre for a number of reasons. For one, it involved "feces or sewage smeared around the property including on the house, in the front yard, on mailbox, planters, stairs and walkway adjacent to the home," the police department said in a press release.

You're just factually incorrect and digging a bigger and bigger hole for literally no reason.

Why are you like this?

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83
02/20/23 11:23:44 AM
#42:


Strider102 posted...
Nothing says "I love you" more then taking a shit on your crushes bicycle seat.
I doubt that sentiment is returned.

---
2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205
... Copied to Clipboard!
#43
Post #43 was unavailable or deleted.
Lil_Bit83
02/20/23 11:29:10 AM
#44:


Monolith1676 posted...
Here in California this would not be considered vandalism under our laws. Maybe (probably) it is different in Japan.
Yeeeah no, I'm pretty sure you can still get in trouble for it somehow no matter where you are. I once walked into a Popeye bathroom stall, that had shit and piss drying on the walls and ceiling and it was the middle of the day. Off topic, I refused to ever set foot in a Pop-Eye's after that.

I could easily see it as a case of vandalising personal property. Public indecency too maybe? Unless he carried a bag of shit, or scooped it outta his pants, his cheeks were bared to the wind. Maybe even something to do with deliberate biological hazard? That crazy chick went around licking food and putting the lid back on to get people sick and got in trouble for it.

---
2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205
... Copied to Clipboard!
#45
Post #45 was unavailable or deleted.
#46
Post #46 was unavailable or deleted.
BearlyWilling
02/20/23 11:35:23 AM
#47:


Sounds like something Neon would do.

---
Hmm...
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM
02/20/23 11:36:55 AM
#48:


something tells me that fat fuck EDP was behind this...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornswoggled
02/20/23 11:38:33 AM
#49:


Porn be putting some strange ideas in guys heads.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer
02/20/23 11:39:00 AM
#50:


expected japan, got japan
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2