Current Events > Scenario: Your daughter cures obesity worldwide.

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She was a pretty unremarkable student, liking plain oatmeal, mixing up shampoo and conditioner, easily distracted and getting Ds in everything.

But that all changed when after opting not to go college she inadvertantly discovered a way to modify a newly discovered bacteria that resulted in it rapidly reducing fat inside the human body.

This bacteria is extraordinarily easy to grow, replicate and mass produce, allowing everyone in the world but the science skeptics and fat posivity mob to lose all their excess weight regardless of diet if they chose to do so.

Checkout Boogie 7 weeks in:

https://i.imgur.com/pe2owDV.jpg

McDonalds stock has skyrocketed.

How do you react?
What do you think would happen?
Would you be proud?

of course I'd be proud, but besides that, idk what I'd do; maybe hope I'd raised someone who's fine slipping a few dollars to her dad every so often.

Who wouldn't be proud?

She'd probably get a Nobel prize or something, and I'd be the proudest dad in the world.

Of course I'd be proud

I'd also be happy that one of my major health issues is cured :P

Infinite bacon?

How do you stop it from eating too much fat and killing you though?

Same way you don't die from taking aspirin

You take a dosage

Hold up, does this mean no more thiccies?

^ Signifcantly less sure

Nothing is stopping anyone from being thicc, there's just a method to reduce weight at all times if wanted