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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 8:41:41 PM
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Should have been about moving and blending in with the crowd back then. May as well just marry some woman on Christian Mingle now.

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Homeless_Waifu
02/11/23 8:42:17 PM
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K

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bsp77
02/11/23 8:42:24 PM
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Whatever

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electricbugs2
02/11/23 8:42:44 PM
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Shut the fuck up Scotty

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Solution_45
02/11/23 8:42:56 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX
02/11/23 8:43:02 PM
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/11/23 8:43:06 PM
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You can do all that now

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Hornswoggled
02/11/23 8:52:36 PM
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I didn't start drinking and taking edibles until a few years ago, while in my early 30's.

I just do it to amuse myself. No greater purpose.
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rexcrk
02/11/23 8:55:51 PM
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I was never into that stuff and I honestly dont regret not being into it either.


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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 8:57:14 PM
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rexcrk posted...
I was never into that stuff and I honestly dont regret not being into it either.

Not even sex lol?

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theAteam
02/11/23 9:00:34 PM
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All that ever did for me was develop a series of addictions.

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bsp77
02/11/23 9:06:35 PM
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Sorry, man. Based on your comments, I do not believe that you are purposefully saving yourself for marriage because of God or some such. You wouldn't have all these regrets if so.

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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 9:08:43 PM
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I purposefully saved myself for marriage because of God. It's just that now I realize waiting was never worth it.

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rexcrk
02/11/23 9:10:20 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Not even sex lol?


Well girls practically never even looked at me, or the couple I dated dumped me after like a couple weeks anyway so


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Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:10:28 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Not even sex lol?

Me personally, I have no interest in pursuing sex, then or now.

I've never had a lot of interest in socializing or intimacy in general, or chasing social validation.

I consider it a benefit of my condition. It makes life very chill.

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FigureOfSpeech
02/11/23 9:14:29 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Shut the fuck up Scotty

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bsp77
02/11/23 9:15:10 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I purposefully saved myself for marriage because of God. It's just that now I realize waiting was never worth it.
So now you are reconsidering? If you are being sincere, then I get that. It is never too late. I completely changed my life at age 40. Yes, I had been married but she was the only one I ever dated or had sex with. I had zero idea how to date once divorced and had no local friends. I still made it work and had the time of my life.

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bsp77
02/11/23 9:15:48 PM
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Hornswoggled posted...
my condition
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WingsOfGood
02/11/23 9:17:20 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I purposefully saved myself for marriage because of God. It's just that now I realize waiting was never worth it.

What do you mean by worth it? Did you suppose God give you a supermodel for it?
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Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:18:13 PM
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bsp77 posted...
?

I'm diagnosed autistic, and also meet the criteria for schizoid personality disorder.
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Mr_hulk88
02/11/23 9:20:10 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I purposefully saved myself for marriage because of God. It's just that now I realize waiting was never worth it.

Okay if you realized it go ahead you are free right now to do all that! I mean instead of posting on some forum about how much you regret not having done it before
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bsp77
02/11/23 9:24:41 PM
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Hornswoggled posted...
I'm diagnosed autistic, and also meet the criteria for schizoid personality disorder.
I am also the former but not the latter

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Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:28:49 PM
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bsp77 posted...
I am also the former but not the latter

I've never tried to get an official SPD diagnosis because I don't wanna do anything to mess up the money train that is the disability check I get for being autistic.
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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 9:41:53 PM
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Honestly i don't even give a fuck about smoking, drinking or partying lol

i just wish i fucked hot models when i was younger GOT DAMN

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Dragon239
02/11/23 9:43:32 PM
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same tbh

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Mr_hulk88
02/11/23 9:43:56 PM
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You're lame! Ive seen you make posts like these before and you never acknowledge the replies and kinda continue whining about it.

Next thread you make should be about how you got laid.
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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 9:46:55 PM
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losing your virginity in your late 20s just looks pathetic tho. like the only way i feel it'll look less pathetic is if i marry first so people will assume "oh he's religious" when i tell them i waited until marriage. yeah it still looks pathetic but it's more understandable

i just hope i do it before i'm 30 lol. fuck though i should have never waited; this shit was never, ever worth it. if you're 18-19 reading this take my advice and get someone's consent to smash ASAP because you don't want to end up like me

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Hornswoggled
02/11/23 9:53:28 PM
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Hornswoggled posted...
I didn't start drinking and taking edibles until a few years ago, while in my early 30's.

I just do it to amuse myself. No greater purpose.


And I'll say that edibles have done so much more to make me happy than any of the fucking SSRI's they shoved down my throat when I was a kid.

All they do is turn you into a fat zombie. I had to fake taking them because I hated how they made me feel so bad.
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WingsOfGood
02/11/23 9:57:13 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
losing your virginity in your late 20s just looks pathetic tho. like the only way i feel it'll look less pathetic is if i marry first so people will assume "oh he's religious" when i tell them i waited until marriage. yeah it still looks pathetic but it's more understandable

i just hope i do it before i'm 30 lol. fuck though i should have never waited; this shit was never, ever worth it. if you're 18-19 reading this take my advice and get someone's consent to smash ASAP because you don't want to end up like me

Stop placing sex on a pedestal.
Your problem isn't that you "chose to abstain" but that you have a childish mindset
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Mr_hulk88
02/11/23 9:57:40 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
like the only way i feel it'll look less pathetic is if i marry first so people will assume "oh he's religious" when i tell them i waited until marriage.
Dude..no. No offense to your religion but I feel like that might be precieved even more poorly by most people, like if that's the real reason just own it, if you chose to do that then you had a motive that was important to you but you're just using it to look less bad or something that's nonsense cause there's nothing pathetic about losing your virginity in your 20s wtf. Most people do in their early 20s.

i just hope i do it before i'm 30 lol. f*** though i should have never waited; this s*** was never, ever worth it

I think you need to find a way to respect why you made that decision and then let it go and make it right, dwelling in the past is useless. And if you're not even 30 I don't know what seems to be the problem at all.

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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 10:01:46 PM
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Mr_hulk88 posted...
there's nothing pathetic about losing your virginity in your 20s wtf. Most people do in their early 20s.

no wtf, the avg age to lose it is 17 and a half. so basically late teens.

once you're in your 20s it's not the usual

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Mr_hulk88
02/11/23 10:02:53 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
KEK, killed all your credibility.

the avg age to lose it is 17 and a half. so basically end of high school/start of college

Fine I should've said "many"
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WingsOfGood
02/11/23 10:05:18 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
no wtf, the avg age to lose it is 17 and a half. so basically late teens.

once you're in your 20s it's not the usual

So you waste more time studying about sex than having it?
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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 10:06:43 PM
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pretty much

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FigureOfSpeech
02/11/23 10:07:36 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
losing your virginity in your late 20s just looks pathetic tho. like the only way i feel it'll look less pathetic is if i marry first so people will assume "oh he's religious" when i tell them i waited until marriage. yeah it still looks pathetic but it's more understandable

i just hope i do it before i'm 30 lol. fuck though i should have never waited; this shit was never, ever worth it. if you're 18-19 reading this take my advice and get someone's consent to smash ASAP because you don't want to end up like me

Just keep it forever and claim it was always part of your plan. That way, decades from now you can just double down and cite this topic from decades prior as proof that it was always your plan. That's the most "the fam" way to approach the situation tbh and you're all about "the fam" right?
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VampireCoyote
02/11/23 10:09:43 PM
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just start doing those things now

Thats what I did after I got divorced and its great. Youll make so many friends so easily

careful about alcohol though it is really terrible and dangerous

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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 10:10:23 PM
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honestly don't get me wrong at 26 i realize there's more to life than this. just going with the crowd isn't the path to being happy.

but it's not about the crowd for me

i geninuely wish i fucked hot IG models when i was 18-19 GOT DAMN

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VampireCoyote
02/11/23 10:11:58 PM
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Youre only 26 my person you are so damn young

just start right now living your badass self life. just start doing it who is gonna stand in front of you and say no

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WingsOfGood
02/11/23 10:12:57 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
pretty much

Pro tip forget that you are virgin. Don't worry about it. If girl brings it up act like it no big deal.
She won't care.
The attitude of caring about it is what repels women.

There is also nothing wrong with being a virgin anyways. Perhaps you won't realize that till you aren't one anymore.

Sex is no magical super thing. It won't change you or make you see life any different.

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modena
02/11/23 10:16:05 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...



Sex is no magical super thing. It won't change you or make you see life any different.
I dunno, I still yell out loud in the shower at some past experiences lol

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Scotty_Rogers
02/11/23 10:50:38 PM
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Changed my mind. I have no regrets.

God put me on this Earth for a reason. I'm not about to turn my back on my beliefs now.

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bsp77
02/11/23 10:52:37 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Changed my mind. I have no regrets.

God put me on this Earth for a reason. I'm not about to turn my back on my beliefs now.
Shut the fuck up. Last time I ever give you the benefit of the doubt.

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doshindude
02/11/23 10:53:09 PM
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Just get a fetlife account and make up for lost time.

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Mr_hulk88
02/11/23 10:55:54 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Shut the fuck up. Last time I ever give you the benefit of the doubt

I guess I was new to the gimmick
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bsp77
02/11/23 10:57:02 PM
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Mr_hulk88 posted...
I guess I was new to the gimmick
I try to always give people the benefit of the doubt. I forget that many on CE don't deserve it.

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NoxObscuras
02/11/23 11:05:22 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
no wtf, the avg age to lose it is 17 and a half. so basically late teens.

once you're in your 20s it's not the usual
Don't base your self worth on that. Besides, that number is misleading. That was just the average age among the people that had already lost their virginity. However, according to the CDC's 2017 National Youth Risk Behavior Survey, about 40% of high school students had sex. But that also means that 60% had not had sex yet. So plenty of teens not having sex and they're fine.

https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2018/p0614-yrbs.html

Edit: Oh he was trolling...

Well whoever out there needs to hear it. You're not some Pariah, just because you didn't have sex as a teenager. You're fine

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action52
02/11/23 11:07:37 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Honestly i don't even give a fuck about smoking, drinking or partying lol

i just wish i fucked hot models when i was younger GOT DAMN
Yeah, if you could fuck hot models all the time, that might be great... but the vast majority of people can't. And something tells me that if you were someone who could have fucked hot models left and right, you would have been.

Most likely, you would have wound up sleeping with a lot of women that you didn't find all that hot, and frequently been choosing between no sex or settling for the last woman available (who very likely would also be settling for you).

Now I can't say I'm super experienced. I've only had sex with nine women, and three were in a committed and healthy relationship. But in my experience, casual sex with random people is very overrated. Even if we leave out physical attractiveness, there often are things that may not ruin the experience, but make it a lot less enjoyable than sex with someone you really connect with. Bad breath, an annoying voice, them insisting on poking their tongue in your mouth in a gross way when you kiss. Not to mention the general awkwardness of foreplay and then even more so after the sex, which can be unbearable if it's someone whose personality doesn't mesh well with yours.

When you care about each other, sex is amazing. When it's just a one night fling with some rando... eh, frankly masturbation is better at least 90% of the time.

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SomeLikeItHoth
02/11/23 11:17:18 PM
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Dragon239 posted...
same tbh

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