Current Events > Five million dollars but one tribble is spawned somewhere in your country.

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pegusus123456
02/11/23 5:40:22 AM
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Risk the reproduction?


An entire half of a tribble's metabolism was solely devoted to reproduction. Born pregnant, a single tribble with sufficient food could quickly increase its number exponentially through asexual reproduction, bearing an average litter of ten and producing a new generation every twelve hours. Over a period of three days, that single tribble could account for 1,771,561 progeny.

Wherever it spawns, it has the necessary food to reproduce.

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/23 5:42:59 AM
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Are they edible? I'd trap it and feed the starving sweet tribble meat.

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Poorly
02/11/23 5:43:21 AM
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I used 10% of my money to make sure it will never reproduced again through gene editing.

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HOON
02/11/23 5:44:26 AM
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Are they Edible?
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The_Korey
02/11/23 5:45:15 AM
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Is that some kinda alien pibble? Hard pass.

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pegusus123456
02/11/23 5:45:50 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Are they edible?

HOON posted...
Are they Edible?
Let's say sure.

Poorly posted...
I used 10% of my money to make sure it will never reproduced again through gene editing.

You could also just kill it. If you find it.

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HOON
02/11/23 5:47:28 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Let's say sure.

So 5 million and solve world hunger. Deal. Gib money
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Arcanine2009
02/11/23 5:47:37 AM
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Wtf is a tribble? No I ain't googling that shit. People making these kinda topics gotta learn how to make better topics.

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Foppe
02/11/23 5:50:09 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Wtf is a tribble? No I ain't googling that shit. People making these kinda topics gotta learn how to make better topics.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/6/AAA_aCAAELFO.jpg
Furry living balls from Star Trek.

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pegusus123456
02/11/23 5:50:13 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Wtf is a tribble? No I ain't googling that shit. People making these kinda topics gotta learn how to make better topics.
It's a ball of hair that fucks a lot.

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MabusIncarnate
02/11/23 5:50:42 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Wtf is a tribble? No I ain't googling that shit. People making these kinda topics gotta learn how to make better topics.
Star Trek bro, I didn't even watch this series and I know what it is.

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Medussa
02/11/23 5:52:14 AM
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ha. haha. hahahahahahaha

no.

edit: also, everyone should go track down and watch The Trouble With Edward. it's only 10ish minutes long. has Jon Benjamin and Rosa Salazar.

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TheOtherMike
02/11/23 6:09:56 AM
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No thanks, destroying earth's biosphere isn't worth 5m.

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UnholyMudcrab
02/11/23 6:10:23 AM
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And it will truly be a planet of tribbles

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_____Cait
02/11/23 6:12:37 AM
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I think of the chicken nugget monsters from Futurama before Star Trek, actually.

Thats right, parody first

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UnfairRepresent
02/11/23 6:15:53 AM
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I'm pretty sure they would literally wipe out the planet eventually.

The enterprise was 1 ship with transporters and they struggled to get rid of them

Once those tribles get into the sewers or a ditch or whatever, it's like an insect queen, you wouldn't be able to kill them fast enough

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CassandraCroft
02/11/23 6:26:44 AM
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Did you go to a lot of "tribble" to make this topic?

There is already a tribble on Earth. It sits on top of Donald Trump's head to make his hair.

Yes I will take the money.


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averagejoel
02/11/23 7:08:32 AM
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do tribbles die in cold weather?

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Unsuprised_Pika
02/11/23 7:20:06 AM
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That might drive humanity extinct

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Ratchetrockon
02/11/23 7:24:28 AM
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I voted yes.

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pegusus123456
02/11/23 7:28:39 AM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
That might drive humanity extinct
But it might also just get run over by a car, so why not gamble?

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Agonized_rufous
02/11/23 7:29:12 AM
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We're good at killing stuff. Let's roll the dice

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synth_real
02/11/23 10:26:14 AM
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averagejoel posted...
do tribbles die in cold weather?
Judging by how thick their fur is, I'd guess they can handle the cold.

I'm not taking the money, we already have enough problems with invasive species without introducing an alien one.

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Tyranthraxus
02/11/23 10:27:37 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It's a ball of hair that fucks a lot.
It doesn't fuck at all it's literally born pregnant

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Paragon21XX
02/11/23 10:30:49 AM
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Eh... cats will take care of them. They are nature's serial killers after all.

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Tyranthraxus
02/11/23 10:39:36 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Eh... cats will take care of them. They are nature's serial killers after all.
Cats definitely cannot eat 10 tribbles in 12 hours

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Alteres
02/11/23 10:40:39 AM
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Bah, I misremembered the end of that movie it was khans blood, not Tribble blood.

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Gwynevere
02/11/23 10:41:31 AM
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Tribbles win again

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Paragon21XX
02/11/23 10:42:40 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Cats definitely cannot eat 10 tribbles in 12 hours
Cats don't always kill to eat though. Cats kill because they enjoy the hunt.

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