Current Events > Zelda has officially been ruined.

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SomeLikeItHoth
02/09/23 9:05:53 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/5/AATc28AAEKxr.jpg

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FatAnimeBooty
02/09/23 9:06:19 PM
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Can't wait for all the fan art that turns her into a fat booty yoga thot
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Hambo
02/09/23 9:07:30 PM
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They took literally the best Zelda design and gave her short hair and a cape. What the fuck could you possibly be whining about?

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Butterfiles
02/09/23 9:08:02 PM
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Hambo posted...
They took literally the best Zelda design and gave her short hair and a cape. What the fuck could you possibly be whining about?
Nothing is woker than girls with short hair

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CryoForceOmelet
02/09/23 9:08:07 PM
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I dont understand? I'm kinda hoping she's playable in a Raiden style switcheroo

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boxoto
02/09/23 9:09:19 PM
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is it because she's playing a Nintendo Switch while she's in software run by a Nintendo Switch??

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Medussa
02/09/23 9:09:36 PM
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Is...is that a cell phone?

Oh, #6 probably got it. That's somehow worse.

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TheMikh
02/09/23 9:09:56 PM
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FatAnimeBooty posted...

bold to assume it does not already exist

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Hambo
02/09/23 9:10:02 PM
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CryoForceOmelet posted...
I dont understand? I'm kinda hoping she's playable in a Raiden style switcheroo
Idk how Raiden worked, but I've been praying to the goddesses for this since the first trailer.

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TendoDRM
02/09/23 9:10:20 PM
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Medussa posted...
Is...is that a cell phone?

Wat it's clearly a Switch.

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googs19
02/09/23 9:10:22 PM
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That looks great. How is it "ruined"?
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Kim_Seong-a
02/09/23 9:10:25 PM
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Oh my god it's Tomboy Zelda. GOTY material I tell ya.

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FatAnimeBooty
02/09/23 9:10:47 PM
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TheMikh posted...
bold to assume it does not already exist
I meant to say "more fan art" :V
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Supersex420
02/09/23 9:11:43 PM
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that's a good design

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Medussa
02/09/23 9:11:46 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Wat it's clearly a Switch.

Yep. Saw post six after I posted and it made way more sense.

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rideshort
02/09/23 9:12:47 PM
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She still has DAT ASS tho.

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NeonTentacles
02/09/23 9:13:07 PM
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Medussa posted...
Is...is that a cell phone?

Oh, #6 probably got it. That's somehow worse.
Did you not play BotW? You literally have a smartphone the whole game lol

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StormSignal
02/09/23 9:13:47 PM
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i heart her

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rexcrk
02/09/23 9:14:07 PM
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Hows her ass?


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Medussa
02/09/23 9:14:18 PM
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I've actually only ever played the first two. And one of the early Gameboy games.

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gasgpmo
02/09/23 9:14:31 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Did you not play BotW? You literally have a smartphone the whole game lol
Nah, it's an EyePad.
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Supersex420
02/09/23 9:15:03 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Did you not play BotW? You literally have a smartphone the whole game lol
  • can you make him smoke?
  • it's about time link gets a gun
  • need one for xbox

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Hambo
02/09/23 9:15:31 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

TP Zelda already had a cloaky capey thing. But that's irrelevant because she's only the 2nd-3rd best Zelda design.

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/09/23 9:20:45 PM
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They gave him an SUV and a hovercraft

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MarthGoomba
02/09/23 9:21:26 PM
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Why can't we play as Zelda dammit

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McMarbles
02/09/23 9:22:27 PM
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googs19 posted...
That looks great. How is it "ruined"?
Because its woke*.

*Woke (adj): I dont like this but I cant describe why I dont like this without sounding like an asshole so Ill just call it this word that essentially means nothing.

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GeneralKenobi85
02/09/23 9:22:31 PM
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I like her new design even more.

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Irony
02/09/23 9:24:20 PM
#29:


Still better than ugly ass Skyward Sword Zelda

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Vokrent
02/09/23 9:30:08 PM
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Irony posted...
Still better than ugly ass Skyward Sword Zelda
Hey i liked Skyward Sword Zelda

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Ivynn
02/09/23 9:31:17 PM
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idgi

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rideshort
02/09/23 9:37:50 PM
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Irony posted...
Still better than ugly ass Skyward Sword Zelda

It's the nose right? And her design is just fine.

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thronedfire2
02/09/23 9:43:49 PM
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where'd she get a smartphone?

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FortuneCookie
02/09/23 9:47:45 PM
#35:


She was never my favorite. I think I only ever found her attractive in the 80s cartoons -- especially the one shot in Captain N. Still, I am disappointed that they would make her so... meh.

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Mistere_Man
02/09/23 9:48:21 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
where'd she get a smartphone?
That is the Shiekah Slate from botw.

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Damn_Underscore
02/09/23 9:49:19 PM
#37:


Just her career

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McMarbles
02/09/23 9:56:09 PM
#39:


People mustve gone into convulsions 22 years ago when Garnet cut her hair.

Oh, no, wait, they didnt because there wasnt a 24/7 industry dedicated to anti-woke outrage.

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Irony
02/09/23 9:57:27 PM
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I didn't go into a convulsions but girls cutting their hair trying to act like that's character development is really bad writing.


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NeonTentacles
02/09/23 9:57:39 PM
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People definitely hated Garnet's hair at the end. I did too >_>

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MarcoRubio
02/09/23 9:59:01 PM
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What if Zelda were a girl?

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boxoto
02/09/23 10:01:10 PM
#43:


look what they did to our precious sword:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/7/AAS_qZAAEKyV.jpg

Link's here for revenge:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/8/AAS_qZAAEKyW.jpg

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Kakapo
02/09/23 10:01:53 PM
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Can someone explain to me why were supposed to behave like this is such a departure from BoTW?

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FortuneCookie
02/09/23 10:02:11 PM
#45:


Link certainly hasn't been ruined.

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Stagmar
02/09/23 10:03:49 PM
#46:


Wheres her boobs?

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Mistere_Man
02/09/23 10:04:30 PM
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boxoto posted...
look what they did to our precious sword:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/7/AAS_qZAAEKyV.jpg

Link's here for revenge:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/8/AAS_qZAAEKyW.jpg
I hope it can be fixed

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Hambo
02/09/23 10:05:44 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
I hope it can be fixed
Never. It's the Master Dagger now.

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the_pika
02/09/23 10:06:51 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/5/AATc28AAEKxr.jpg

they gave her a FUPA and a Karen haircut. Is she middle aged now?
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The_Korey
02/09/23 10:07:33 PM
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50 posts in and Hoth still hasn't responded. Stop eating bait, CE.

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