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MachineJaipur
02/09/23 12:58:15 AM
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Would you?







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ShineboxPhil
02/09/23 12:58:53 AM
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Imagine the smell of a rotting dismembered leg.

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Total_Lost2
02/09/23 12:59:39 AM
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O_o

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VampireCoyote
02/09/23 1:00:09 AM
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I would want it reattached please

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MachineJaipur
02/09/23 1:00:27 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Imagine the smell of a rotting dismembered leg.
We've mastered the art of keeping things from rotting, wouldn't be an issue I think
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Heartomaton
02/09/23 1:01:52 AM
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This topic reminds me of that news story a couple years ago about the metalhead who turned the skeleton of his deceased metalhead uncle into a guitar.

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MJOLNRVII
02/09/23 1:02:03 AM
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One mummified leg plz.

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DrizztLink
02/09/23 1:10:52 AM
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I'd want an umbrella stand.

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MabusIncarnate
02/09/23 1:12:14 AM
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I'd get it bronzed if I could afford it, and make a lamp out of it.

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eggcorn
02/09/23 1:12:40 AM
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I'd make a badass caneswordfootcane.

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MachineJaipur
02/09/23 11:28:31 AM
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2/3 of ce wants to
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Norman_Smiley
02/09/23 11:32:14 AM
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Get it taxidermied and turned into a lamp.

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Ratchetrockon
02/09/23 11:36:30 AM
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Id want to keep it

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HudGard
02/09/23 11:36:31 AM
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I remember a story where, purely out of curiosity, a guy cooked and served part of his amputated body to himself and friends (the friends were aware and in on it). I want to say the dish was tacos

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GuerrillaSoldier
02/09/23 11:37:42 AM
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at first, yeah
but then i'd realize, why? why the hell am i hanging onto this nasty detached leg? i'd totally regret it

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KTG2
02/09/23 11:38:43 AM
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rofl stuff that thing and make one of those leg lamps out of it

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MachineJaipur
02/09/23 3:30:30 PM
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really surprised CE wants to keep their leg
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__aCEr__
02/09/23 3:32:43 PM
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Delicious pickled leg.

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Irony
02/09/23 3:33:26 PM
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In a jar

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Jerry_Hellyeah
02/09/23 3:34:26 PM
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I'd keep it so I had something big enough to satisfy your mom.

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mustachedmystic
02/09/23 3:34:43 PM
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If you are a woman with nice legs, you could have it preserved, make a lamp, then no one will ever deny that you are the worlds biggest fan of A Christmas Story.

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Sufferedphoneix
02/09/23 3:58:11 PM
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If I got to keep it flesh and all I'd be tempted to cook a small portion and eat it just to satisfy morbid curiosity on what human flesh tastes like.

Keeping the bones would be cool though I'd probably try to make home made weapons out of them

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MachineJaipur
02/10/23 1:36:19 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
If I got to keep it flesh and all I'd be tempted to cook a small portion and eat it just to satisfy morbid curiosity on what human flesh tastes like.

Keeping the bones would be cool though I'd probably try to make home made weapons out of them
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R1masher
02/10/23 1:40:14 AM
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My mom kept my severed umbilical cord well, I guess it was hers first

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Kakapo
02/10/23 1:40:46 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
If I got to keep it flesh and all I'd be tempted to cook a small portion and eat it just to satisfy morbid curiosity on what human flesh tastes like.

Keeping the bones would be cool though I'd probably try to make home made weapons out of them
Ive always wondered what human flesh tasted like. This would be pretty much the only ethical way of ever sourcing some.

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Heartomaton
02/10/23 1:48:20 AM
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R1masher posted...
My mom kept my severed umbilical cord well, I guess it was hers first

"Our cord."

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Sufferedphoneix
02/10/23 2:39:26 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Ive always wondered what human flesh tasted like. This would be pretty much the only ethical way of ever sourcing some.

Yeah and Its been done before iirc. Dude lost his thumb in a accident and ate it.

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