Current Events > God Responded to Satanic Grammys With Armageddon-Like Earthquakes (In Turkey)

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MachineJaipur
02/07/23 8:42:39 AM
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https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1622787113769893888

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Yes, the Abrahamic God unleashed his wrath on the... 99 percent Islamic population for shit going on in a secular nation...
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Were_Wyrm
02/07/23 8:46:29 AM
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So, more rituals are required.

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GeraldDarko
02/07/23 9:24:04 AM
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So, some Americans piss God off, so he kills thousands on the other side of the world?

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CE_gonna_CE
02/07/23 9:27:19 AM
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People are fucking idiots

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/07/23 9:27:50 AM
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So did something new happen at the Grammys this year?

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Takuya_Lee
02/07/23 9:29:10 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
So, some Americans piss God off, so he kills thousands on the other side of the world?

No one said conspiracies had to make sense. Or maybe God just has bad aim.

Kidding. In all seriousness, this is just a coincidence. That's all.

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UnholyMudcrab
02/07/23 9:39:39 AM
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Stop giving these people attention

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/07/23 9:41:07 AM
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its sad we have to share oxygen with these sad moronic pieces of shit...
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DipDipDiver
02/07/23 9:41:36 AM
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I didn't realize God had such terrible aim

Like how the fuck do you hit Turkey when the Grammys are allllllllll the way over here
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ZevLoveDOOM
02/07/23 9:42:09 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
I didn't realize God had such terrible aim

Like how the fuck do you hit Turkey when the Grammys are allllllllll the way over here

he was probably wasted out of his damn mind...
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MabusIncarnate
02/07/23 9:42:56 AM
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Lmao

Probably 20 people were murdered in the US during the Grammys, but folks dancing in devil costumes was what brought the fury huh?

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Tyranthraxus
02/07/23 9:47:49 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Lmao

Probably 20 people were murdered in the US during the Grammys, but folks dancing in devil costumes was what brought the fury huh?

If God were actually real that's something I would expect. God is super vain and jealous but doesn't really care a lot if you kill other people. He'll just punish you when your time comes. Ain't no divine retribution ever happened because someone did something to someone else. It's always "God was offended."

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Tom_Joad
02/07/23 10:15:22 AM
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"Keep your vibrations high"?

Whelp, I know who's got a vibrating buttplug now.

I'm looking at you, Keith3... 69.

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