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gunplagirl
01/21/23 3:25:38 PM
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https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1616655795273490433?t=gsLt_2a7XyRGSsEyYaaIDg&s=19

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Master_Bass
01/21/23 3:29:26 PM
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World's smartest gun enthusiast.

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Zanglerfish
01/21/23 3:30:15 PM
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If only there was a good MRI machine to stop the bad MRI machine, this tragedy wouldnt have occurred.

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/23 3:30:31 PM
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Clearly, something must be done about assault MRIs.
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gunplagirl
01/21/23 3:30:54 PM
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Zanglerfish posted...
If only there was a good MRI machine to stop the bad MRI machine, this tragedy wouldnt have occurred.
Would the magnets cancel eat other out or just pull it into the exact middle?

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viewmaster_pi
01/21/23 3:31:31 PM
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that's crazy, the MRI thing discharged the gun?

well anyway maybe leave the fucking AR at home

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/23 3:31:46 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Would the magnets cancel eat other out or just pull it into the exact middle?
DIV/0 error on reality itself, and the universe implodes.
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A_Good_Boy
01/21/23 3:32:24 PM
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Dude treated his gun like a prop just to end up looking like a clown.

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HylianFox
01/21/23 3:33:19 PM
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remember when the 1/6 rioters were all "shoot him with his own gun"?

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FatAnimeBooty
01/21/23 3:33:53 PM
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Why the fuck did he bring his gun to an MRI procedure?
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s0nicfan
01/21/23 3:34:23 PM
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To be fair, Brazil has got to be one of the few places in the world where having a pro-gun position is more of a basic survival attitude than a political one:
http://metrocosm.com/homicides-brazil-vs-world
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MabusIncarnate
01/21/23 3:34:29 PM
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Real brilliant to bring an AR to your mother's MRI

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Zanglerfish
01/21/23 3:34:58 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Would the magnets cancel eat other out or just pull it into the exact middle?

This is a purely hypothetical that can never be answered. Like what color is a room thats 100% mirrors.

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gunplagirl
01/21/23 3:35:19 PM
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FatAnimeBooty posted...
Why the fuck did he bring his gun to an MRI procedure?
He was accompanying his mother to her MRI and he decided he had to be in the room during and he kept his gun and signed off on the release form to be in the same room.

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Mew
01/21/23 3:36:53 PM
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FatAnimeBooty posted...
Why the fuck did he bring his gun to an MRI procedure?


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ShineboxPhil
01/21/23 3:42:50 PM
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The lawyer prolly was listens to Ak do Flamengo on repeat.


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Questionmarktarius
01/21/23 4:01:09 PM
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Zanglerfish posted...
Like what color is a room thats 100% mirrors.
Black, because there's no lights or windows.
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Zanglerfish
01/21/23 4:03:17 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Black, because there's no lights or windows.

How can you be sure?

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/21/23 4:04:23 PM
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it's times like these i'm thankful i don't live in a place where people carry guns around the same way they carry their wallets or phones around...
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mybbqrules
01/21/23 5:10:36 PM
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What a fucking dummy.

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MarcyWarcy
01/21/23 5:13:23 PM
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cartoonishly stupid
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BloodMoon7
01/21/23 5:15:06 PM
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Cleaved by his own cleaver. Shot by his own gun. What's next?! Man used to be master of his tools. Now it is the tools turn to conquer men.

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viewmaster_pi
01/21/23 5:26:47 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Cleaved by his own cleaver. Shot by his own gun. What's next?! Man used to be master of his tools. Now it is the tools turn to conquer men.
fed by his own gavage tube and made into foy grah

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Shotgunnova
01/21/23 5:29:48 PM
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The doc was later destroyed.

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divot1338
01/21/23 5:32:30 PM
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Sir you cant have a gun in the room with an MRI.

What could possibly go wrong?

*two minutes later*

Idiot bleeding out from his abdomen.

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LeoRavus
01/21/23 5:34:53 PM
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He took a bullet for his mom. Hopefully the machine is put down

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ScazarMeltex
01/21/23 5:38:45 PM
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Dear god why would they allow the dude in there with a gun? I had an MRI the other day and had to strip down and put on a gown and no one else was allowed to be in the room.

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gunplagirl
01/21/23 7:39:17 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Dear god why would they allow the dude in there with a gun? I had an MRI the other day and had to strip down and put on a gown and no one else was allowed to be in the room.
He had a gun, do you think they were gonna tell him no? He signed a release to be in the same room during it so obviously people wanting to be there during is common enough that a release exists.

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