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Romulox28
01/19/23 2:42:30 PM
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you guys said it gets better after the first section, and then as soon as it ends theres a fucking talking squirrel and a THIRD guy follows you around to make joss whedon quips every 10 seconds. fuck this game

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K181
01/19/23 2:43:06 PM
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Lies, I never told you anything about the game.

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Murphiroth
01/19/23 2:43:09 PM
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Ratatoskr >>>> anything in the old games tbqh
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Romulox28
01/19/23 7:07:44 PM
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K181 posted...
Lies, I never told you anything about the game.
Youre still complicit

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hockeybub89
01/19/23 7:08:32 PM
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Somehow people think Elden Ring is better

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Vyrulisse
01/19/23 7:09:18 PM
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That's how AAA games are nowadays. Everyone has to quip every 2 seconds, the game has to blatantly tell you what to do and paths must be linear and cinematic.

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Romulox28
01/19/23 7:12:43 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
That's how AAA games are nowadays. Everyone has to quip every 2 seconds, the game has to blatantly tell you what to do and paths must be linear and cinematic.
sadly this is very true

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hockeybub89
01/19/23 7:17:18 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
That's how AAA games are nowadays. Everyone has to quip every 2 seconds, the game has to blatantly tell you what to do and paths must be linear and cinematic.
Capital G gamers hate open-world games until they encounter a cutscene

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DeadBankerDream
01/19/23 7:21:56 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Somehow people think Elden Ring is better
I haven't played Elden Ring but there's literally no way it isn't better.

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ViewtifulJoe
01/19/23 7:22:21 PM
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There was a whole other game before this, logos on the box, a big price tag, exclusivity to a certain console, journalists handing out awards and lots of shallow hype all joining forces to warn you. You still went for it.

Also hey, I didn't lie to you, go me!

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Tyranthraxus
01/19/23 7:23:20 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
That's how AAA games are nowadays. Everyone has to quip every 2 seconds, the game has to blatantly tell you what to do and paths must be linear and cinematic.
That's just Sony games.

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Romulox28
01/19/23 8:24:03 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
There was a whole other game before this, logos on the box, a big price tag, exclusivity to a certain console, journalists handing out awards and lots of shallow hype all joining forces to warn you. You still went for it.

Also hey, I didn't lie to you, go me!
The ps4 gow wasnt nearly this bad

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DeadBankerDream
01/19/23 8:25:41 PM
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How far are you?

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IndustrialTrudg
01/19/23 10:45:31 PM
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I'm afraid to give this a chance. I straight up quit the 2018 one.

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Romulox28
01/19/23 10:45:43 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
How far are you?
In the elf realm, forgot what its called

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dave_is_slick
01/19/23 10:47:29 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
you guys said it gets better after the first section, and then as soon as it ends theres a fucking talking squirrel and a THIRD guy follows you around to make joss whedon quips every 10 seconds. fuck this game
What "quips"?

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WingsOfGood
01/19/23 10:48:27 PM
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Joss Whedon strikes again!
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Smashingpmkns
01/19/23 10:48:52 PM
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Haven't played it in 3 weeks now probably. The Atreus sections are a fucking drag.

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Delirious_Beard
01/19/23 10:49:42 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Somehow people think Elden Ring is better

probably because it is

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dave_is_slick
01/19/23 10:50:23 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
probably because it is
No.

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dameon_reaper
01/19/23 10:50:35 PM
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I mean, if you didn't expect that from PS4 Spider-Man, you should probably enjoy a different kind of game based on a comic(I know you weren't referring to this but its definitely a Triple A game with a lot of quips)
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IndustrialTrudg
01/19/23 10:53:26 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
No.

Elden Ring is better because you can ignore the story and just fuck off and do your own thing.

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Smashingpmkns
01/19/23 11:00:11 PM
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Elden Ring is just objectively better all around tbh

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Prestoff
01/19/23 11:02:58 PM
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Elden Ring and God of War Ragnarok are two totally different games, why the fuck are people trying to still compare them? That shit was only for the shitty Game Awards of 2022.

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IndustrialTrudg
01/19/23 11:04:45 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Elden Ring and God of War Ragnarok are two totally different games, why the fuck are people trying to still compare them? That shit was only for the shitty Game Awards of 2022.

Neither were the best game of 2022 anyway. Freedom Planet 2, and Spark the electric Jester 3 were the best games of the year.

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hockeybub89
01/19/23 11:07:32 PM
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tbh it's hard for me to play a game after I beat it because that means there's usually no more story or dialogue to keep me going

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IndustrialTrudg
01/19/23 11:10:30 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
tbh it's hard for me to play a game after I beat it because that means there's usually no more story or dialogue to keep me going

Must not be playing the right games if you need story and dialogue to keep you playing. Sometimes its nice to just play something because it's fun to play yo.

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bioshockjack
01/19/23 11:10:33 PM
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IndustrialTrudg posted...
Neither were the best game of 2022 anyway. Freedom Planet 2, and Spark the electric Jester 3 were the best games of the year.

Agreed on Spark 3, that game is nuts

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IndustrialTrudg
01/19/23 11:12:36 PM
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bioshockjack posted...
Agreed on Spark 3, that game is nuts

Legit feels like people mostly just slept on that one. It got great reviews but dont see people discussing it much at all.

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hockeybub89
01/19/23 11:17:42 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I haven't played Elden Ring but there's literally no way it isn't better.
Elden Ring isn't even better than Bloodborne. And I think it suffers from being open-world. Still good, though.

Honestly, I like Souls-style games too. These God of War haters would tell someone to not play a Souls if they don't like it as is, but they'll tell you any game that has lots of linearity or story is objectively terrible because it isn't their cup of tea.


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IndustrialTrudg
01/19/23 11:20:44 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Elden Ring isn't even better than Bloodborne. And I think it suffers from being open-world. Still good, though.

Honestly, I like Souls-style games too. These God of War haters would tell someone to not play a Souls if they don't like it as is, but they'll tell you any game that has lots of linearity or story is objectively terrible because it isn't their cup of tea.

Pretty sure a lot of people think Bloodborne is the best thing ever so not sure what your point is? Personally I have no issue with linearity or story, I just found GoW 2018 to become a slog. Plus the story wasnt even that good.

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hockeybub89
01/19/23 11:30:37 PM
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IndustrialTrudg posted...
Must not be playing the right games if you need story and dialogue to keep you playing. Sometimes its nice to just play something because it's fun to play yo.
Who said I wasn't having fun? That's just my favorite part in a lot of games and I don't mean it as an attack on the gameplay, generally.

But also Doom Eternal was my GOTY 2020, so it's a not a hard rule, just a preference. I still play Binding of Isaac and Dead Cells and No Man's Sky.

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Punished_Blinx
01/19/23 11:32:40 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
The ps4 gow wasnt nearly this bad

I don't really remember a significant difference outside of Ragnarok having a larger cast.

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