Current Events > jesus fucking christ, these fucking jesus christ commercials are cringey as fuck

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Medussa
01/14/23 6:45:47 PM
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also, who needs to shill for Jesus, in America?

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The_Popo
01/14/23 6:47:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/9/AAEqD0AAEFwf.jpg


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CRON
01/14/23 6:48:48 PM
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I'd honestly lose my shit if some of them ended with "I'm Jesus Christ and I approve this message".
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Xatrion
01/14/23 6:50:01 PM
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The cultist propaganda machine is ever at work.

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ANort175
01/14/23 6:50:57 PM
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CRON posted...
I'd honestly lose my shit if some of them ended with "I'm Jesus Christ and I approve this message".

Bonus points if it's a Spanish man pronouncing it "hay-soos"

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__aCEr__
01/14/23 6:52:29 PM
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It's not really shilling for Christianity. It's more along of the lines of " Hey you know that guy you worship? He was just like those immigrants that you hate."

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Zikten
01/14/23 6:54:39 PM
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Medussa posted...
also, who needs to shill for Jesus, in America?
Reminds me of a time when I was at my parents house alone. A protestant preacher knocked on the door. He introduced ed himself and I mentioned my family is catholic (besides myself, but I didn't say that) and he then told me to come to his church if I ever want to learn about Christ

As if a person raised in Catholicism and lived his entire life in America, has never fuckimg heard of Jesus
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ZEROWOLF
01/14/23 6:55:03 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/1/AABGBBAAEFwh.jpg

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Cokewave
01/14/23 6:55:56 PM
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They just remind me that Jesus Christ was a pretty cool dude

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Master_Bass
01/14/23 7:10:48 PM
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Zikten posted...
Reminds me of a time when I was at my parents house alone. A protestant preacher knocked on the door. He introduced ed himself and I mentioned my family is catholic (besides myself, but I didn't say that) and he then told me to come to his church if I ever want to learn about Christ

As if a person raised in Catholicism and lived his entire life in America, has never fuckimg heard of Jesus
Probably one of those weirdos that don't consider Catholics real Christians because he's a moron.

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Tyranthraxus
01/14/23 7:24:57 PM
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I keep misreading them as Hegestus and think it's about some weird latin shit

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Delirious_Beard
01/14/23 7:31:24 PM
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jesus was called cringe too

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