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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/23 3:37:26 AM
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If you need to take a shit the guest bathroom is over there.

Get the awkward stuff outta the way early ya know?

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Realforce
01/14/23 3:40:16 AM
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frozenstar
01/14/23 3:40:25 AM
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"No, you can't smoke inside. You can vape tho ;)"

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/23 3:43:47 AM
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Bulllllllllllllshit. If i'm not smoking inside she's not vaping inside either.

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Ryven
01/14/23 4:51:23 AM
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'Who the hell are you?'

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ShaniaSingsling
01/14/23 4:52:18 AM
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if several people are vaping at the same time its gangvape

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AgentCoulson
01/14/23 5:08:35 AM
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"Shoes off the carpet."

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Mistere_Man
01/14/23 5:21:27 AM
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AgentCoulson posted...
"Shoes off the carpet."
Ok

(takes off shoes revealing shoes were filled with ink )

(walks across carpet with ink on feet)

Lovely home you have.

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AgentCoulson
01/14/23 5:03:29 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Ok

(takes off shoes revealing shoes were filled with ink )

(walks across carpet with ink on feet)

Lovely home you have.

Why were your shoes filled with ink...?

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Mistere_Man
01/14/23 8:06:28 PM
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AgentCoulson posted...
Why were your shoes filled with ink...?
For jerks that ask me to take off my shoes for their precious carpets. I am joking about the ink obviously, but on different occasions in the past I have ended up with a small nail, a needle, a sliver of broken glass, and a few staples in my feet in others homes. My feet love to find tiny sharp things hidden in carpet or on the floor so I hate taking off my shoes.

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