Current Events > I give pregnancy a 1 out of 10 rating

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Why the hell do I have to do this shit for NINE MONTHS

Three more months to go. Ugh.

How are you still pregnant, it's been like 3 months.

my wife is 9 weeks pregnant. she's been getting dizzy spells now, which didn't happen before.

im eagerly awaiting the second trimester.

for uh

reasons

<_<

BurmesePenguin posted...

How are you still pregnant, it's been like 3 months.

Bro this shit has been so stupid I literally had several meltdowns and changed genders.

I ain't doin' this again. No way.

I'm sure you'll make a great mother.

7.8/10 too much baby

All of the joys of pregnancy and rearing children always make my wife go and they expect me to want one of those?!

My wife says never again after our second kid.

That's the same rating I gave my kidney stone

Ar0ge posted...

My wife says never again after our second kid.

Reminds me of joke:

Whats more painful? Childbirth or being kicked in the dick?

No one asks to be kicked in the dick a second time!

Is joke! I want you to kick me in the dick so I can feel them feet again... uwu

On the brightside, you're 66% of the way there. The light at the end of the tunnel is there

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Because after medical school and residency, I only count months

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Full term can be 39 to 41 weeks. Although doctors are a pain and start harassing you before 40 weeks to set up an induction date (they hate it when you push back like I did).
Both of mine came on their own at 41 weeks.

_BlueMonk posted...

my wife is 9 weeks pregnant. she's been getting dizzy spells now, which didn't happen before.

im eagerly awaiting the second trimester.

for uh

reasons

<_<

Explain...

FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted...

Explain...

Generally safe to have sex in the second trimester

Unless you're me and then somehow I can't even have lesbian sex because apparently my cervix is made of swiss cheese or something

ZangsBeard posted...

No one asks to be kicked in the dick a second time!

I know it's a joke, and not to be hateful and humorless, but I've always found it to be a stupid and groundless joke. Like, there are entire TV shows and youth games based around hitting each other in the balls, feature teen boys to men in their early 40s.

Wait... is it not same the first trimester?

I give the mans part in the pregnancy a 10 outta 10

Put pickles in ice cream.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I give the mans part in the pregnancy a 10 outta 10

No way. That sucked too. Not a 1 but it still wasnt as fun as a non pregnant wife.

Having to hear the nonstop complaints was also so much fun.

whitelytning posted...

No way. That sucked too. Not a 1 but it still wasnt as fun as a non pregnant wife.

Having to hear the nonstop complaints was also so much fun.

From my perspective, I've heard you complain once and I never heard your baby momma complain.

celestia3 posted...

I know it's a joke, and not to be hateful and humorless, but I've always found it to be a stupid and groundless joke. Like, there are entire TV shows and youth games based around hitting each other in the balls, feature teen boys to men in their early 40s.

I never said it was good joke. >_>

I love crying randomly for no reason. It's super great.

My partner failed her 1-hour glucose test for gestational diabetes on Monday and had to go back and do a 3-hour test this morning.

She cried all day yesterday.

BuzzKilljoy posted...

My partner failed her 1-hour glucose test for gestational diabetes on Monday and had to go back and do a 3-hour test this morning.

She cried all day yesterday.

:(

I fucking hate this bullshit

One of my pet rats is dying. She has a benign tumor but it's gotten so big that it's hard for her to move around. Today I found her tumor tied up in her hammock and she was just hanging there. I cut her loose from the hammock but I'm pretty sure she broke her back trying to get out.

She's such a good girl and doesn't deserve this :(

Aww man, that sucks.