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bobbaaay
01/03/23 2:26:55 PM
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I honestly don't believe these comments are real.

  1. Dudes not wiping their asses. Not to get gas-lighty - but who are these guys they're talking to/sleeping with? They have to be the absolute most Monster-chugging, four-wheeler-driving, Carhartt and high-vis wearing, hairy-balls Garretts and Kyles ever. I don't believe this, "guy won't touch his butthole cause it's gay" narrative -- or at least that it's so overwhelmingly common enough to make it an ongoing joke. I can get maybe if a dude works a physical job and gets some swamp ass from sweating -- but full on not wiping? Or not wiping or showering before sex and leaving poop stains on sheets? I don't believe this.
  2. Men not knowing where the clit is. I know this has been a joke for a long time -- enough so that it was in Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. But I don't get it? It's literally a mass of flesh that's usually very visible if you just spread them open (unless they have an extreme innie and a big clitoral hood). To me that's like saying you don't know where a nipple is when you're looking at a boob, or a woman doesn't know where a penis is. It makes zero sense. Maybe if the joke is they don't pay attention to it or that they don't engage in foreplay - but flat out claiming they don't know where it's located seems fake.
  3. Women claiming that when they are/were "fat" that men completely ignored them - to the point of not even looking at them when speaking to them. My girlfriend is over 200 lbs. and she's pretty and gets tons of attention from both men and women; she has a huge Reddit following and I've literally seen women hit on her IRL. My girlfriend claims that the women who say this are just ugly, and that maybe if you're fat and ugly you'll be ignored. She said that skinny women can be ugly and still get attention. But half the women who make these TikToks and Youtube videos about men ignoring them were cute as fuck when they were bigger - so my girlfriend's point doesn't really stand. I feel like, again not to get gas-lighty, they're caring about what Garretts and Kyles think - and plenty of men do give them attention, but they're not the men they want attention from.
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Irony
01/03/23 2:29:13 PM
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All of those are true

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Smackems
01/03/23 2:30:33 PM
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I'm with you on 1. I don't believe that

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Blbmbr666
01/03/23 2:36:47 PM
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Nah there are def guys that don't know how to wipe. I absolutely could not have some of my college friends spot me at the gym due to the smell.

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uHasNeckHairXFD
01/03/23 2:52:28 PM
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1 is true to an extent, though I haven't seen it in people older than 12. Kids with bad parents never learn.

Yeah 2 is dumb, all guys watch porn
3 is also dumb, women in general always get plenty of attention
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DrizztLink
01/05/23 1:17:27 AM
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Things I don't believe that bobbaaay say on CE:

"I'm not a peak CEman."

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