Current Events > I hate artsy pretentious indie platformer games, AMA

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
Oreos74
01/02/23 1:14:26 AM
#1:


absolute snooze fests.


---
http://i.imgur.com/e9OCH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RnA9A.gif
Not an alt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
01/02/23 1:16:00 AM
#2:


like, which ones

---
https://streamable.com/3ajdi3
... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie
01/02/23 1:18:21 AM
#4:


that makes sense...from what he's posted in the past

---
https://streamable.com/3ajdi3
... Copied to Clipboard!
indica
01/02/23 1:18:30 AM
#5:


I don't get the love for 8-bit looking sprite games...is it just young peeps who weren't around back then and now they think it's retro and cool?

---
There is no good. There is no evil. There just is.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Oreos74
01/02/23 1:22:42 AM
#6:


g0ldie posted...
like, which ones

holloknight

im watching my sister play it right now and shes walking around hitting random shit. How does anyone think this is good

---
http://i.imgur.com/e9OCH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RnA9A.gif
Not an alt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456
01/02/23 1:24:37 AM
#7:


Oreos74 posted...
holloknight
And now your opinion has become garbage smh

---
http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif
So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur
... Copied to Clipboard!
polopili
01/02/23 1:31:18 AM
#8:


I like hollow knighr but it's like every indie game is a dark souls inspired roguelite or metroidvania these days.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456
01/02/23 1:41:55 AM
#10:


polopili posted...
I like hollow knighr but it's like every indie game is a dark souls inspired roguelite or metroidvania these days.
I think that's because of Hollow Knight though.

---
http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif
So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur
... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic
01/02/23 1:47:14 AM
#11:


pegusus123456 posted...
And now your opinion has become garbage smh
Right on.

HK is one of the best, most polished, downright fun games released in past ten years easily. Its been the inspiration for tons of games since and basically invented the metroidvania genre.

---
Forever Momo; Always EPic
... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade
01/02/23 1:47:22 AM
#12:


The only Indievania I've bought since Hollow Knight was Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth.

---
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
01/02/23 1:50:10 AM
#13:


MrMelodramatic posted...
Right on.

HK is one of the best, most polished, downright fun games released in past ten years easily. Its been the inspiration for tons of games since and basically invented the metroidvania genre.
Hollow Knight didnt basically invent the genre lol. It's good but let's get a grip here.

---
Every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone.
... Copied to Clipboard!
tri-sapphire
01/02/23 1:55:28 AM
#14:


Oreos74 posted...
holloknight

im watching my sister play it right now and shes walking around hitting random shit. How does anyone think this is good
I was about to jokingly mention Super Metroid, but then you went and basically did so with a straight face.

---
"If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed...I must simply laugh!!."- Magus
... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard
01/02/23 2:03:52 AM
#15:


I'm not really interested in Limbo, Bastion or Transistor. Not that the latter isn't gorgeous, or that the former have zero value at all - I'm just not interested.

---
Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed
Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa
... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingLobsters
01/02/23 2:04:12 AM
#16:


fucking Lol @ indie games

all of these get destroyed by Bloodstained. Dunno why they even try to compete against the king

---
http://i.imgur.com/fsYJcFn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/SZie71I.jpg
Starcraft 2 Username = Gears
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer
01/02/23 2:09:27 AM
#17:


i like the platforming in celeste but everything else about it sucks ass
... Copied to Clipboard!
#18
Post #18 was unavailable or deleted.
Nukazie
01/02/23 3:26:28 AM
#19:


polopili posted...
I like hollow knighr but it's like every indie game is a dark souls inspired roguelite or metroidvania these days.
either that or a nintendo platformer clone

---
We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zonbei
01/02/23 3:55:40 AM
#20:


MrMelodramatic posted...
Right on.

HK is one of the best, most polished, downright fun games released in past ten years easily. Its been the inspiration for tons of games since and basically invented the metroidvania genre.

No, super Metroid and castlevania symphony of the night invented the genre. Hence.. the name. And then a bunch of other games did it after that, before Hollow Knight. (Which is a very good game, but come on man.)

---
It's a luscious mix of words and tricks, that let us bet, when we know we should have folded.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zonbei
01/02/23 3:56:47 AM
#21:


Oreos74 posted...
holloknight

im watching my sister play it right now and shes walking around hitting random shit. How does anyone think this is good

Well you see, people who think its good actually played the game, instead of watching someone fail to play it.

---
It's a luscious mix of words and tricks, that let us bet, when we know we should have folded.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Blade_Trinity
01/02/23 3:58:53 AM
#22:


MrMelodramatic posted...
Right on.

HK is one of the best, most polished, downright fun games released in past ten years easily. Its been the inspiration for tons of games since and basically invented the metroidvania genre.
Lol no.

---
Foxtrot Oscar
... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII
01/02/23 4:11:42 AM
#23:


wanderingshade posted...
The only Indievania I've bought since Hollow Knight was Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth.
I'll shill for Aeterna Noctis. The game's huge and the longest Metroidvania I've played in terms of first, blind playthrough's. I played it day 1 and 100%'d it before December 2021 was over and holy shit the entire thing feels like a 60 hour White Palace sometimes. Multiple patches made it easier however, plus they patched in an easy mode.

---
https://i.imgtc.ws/WBp3VHL.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/aGc8opg.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/tQBwJ35.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926
01/02/23 4:36:49 AM
#24:


Oreos74 posted...
holloknight

im watching my sister play it right now and shes walking around hitting random shit. How does anyone think this is good

Goddamn it OP

---
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi
01/02/23 4:56:18 AM
#25:


i played hollow knight, got the basic ending, didn't care to play further. it was ok. the more people who gas on and on about how it's SO GOOD OMG, the more i started to dislike it.

play tails of iron instead

or salt & sanctuary

---
The stone that fell is still falling,
so let that stone be a wondrous thing
... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick
01/02/23 5:12:31 AM
#26:


Oreos74 posted...
holloknight

im watching my sister play it right now and shes walking around hitting random shit. How does anyone think this is good
Look, I didn't think Hollow Knight was anything special, but this is just fucking stupid.

---
The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM
... Copied to Clipboard!
whetstone314
01/02/23 5:14:18 AM
#27:


indica posted...
I don't get the love for 8-bit looking sprite games...is it just young peeps who weren't around back then and now they think it's retro and cool?
i've played a lot of stardew valley because i got really sucked in to making money between fishing, farming, mining, fighting, etc.

I've been thinking of trying SquareEnix's new farming simulator anyone know if that's any good?
... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted
01/02/23 5:15:20 AM
#28:


What happened in your life to make you like this?
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
01/02/23 5:44:16 AM
#29:


viewmaster_pi posted...
i played hollow knight, got the basic ending, didn't care to play further. it was ok. the more people who gas on and on about how it's SO GOOD OMG, the more i started to dislike it.

play tails of iron instead

or salt & sanctuary
Both good recs, also Blasphemous

---
Every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone.
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab
01/02/23 7:09:55 AM
#30:


Notice how TC set the bait and then bailed

---
http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony
01/02/23 7:12:53 AM
#31:


What's is like not know what pretentious means?

---
I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark
01/02/23 7:52:22 AM
#32:


MrMelodramatic posted...
Its been the inspiration for tons of games since and basically invented the metroidvania genre.

Not taking anything away from Hollow Knight, because it's utterly fantastic, but think about what you're saying here for a second...

---
http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
#33
Post #33 was unavailable or deleted.
Fluttershy
01/02/23 8:39:35 AM
#34:


I don't get the love for 8-bit looking sprite games...is it just young peeps who weren't around back then and now they think it's retro and cool?

i get all bent out of shape when people try to imitate NES art and they have more than 4 colors per sprite

---
https://imgur.com/a7zbPmp.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenstar
01/02/23 8:45:38 AM
#35:


https://store.steampowered.com/app/310700/Super_Win_the_Game/
(lol)

---
Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere.
... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89
01/02/23 9:10:59 AM
#36:


2023 and people still throw "indie" around like a slur wrt to games.

---
http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png
Your uneducated opinions are worthless.
... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbymuncher
01/02/23 9:58:43 AM
#37:


indica posted...
I don't get the love for 8-bit looking sprite games...is it just young peeps who weren't around back then and now they think it's retro and cool?
I think it's because the lower focus on graphics means there can be more focus on the stuff that actually matters to those people.

Or because they don't like 3D

8-bit is definitely a little simplistic but you can have extremely nice looking detailed 16-bit sprites so it's not like they all just look ugly

---
THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF
... Copied to Clipboard!
#38
Post #38 was unavailable or deleted.
#39
Post #39 was unavailable or deleted.
gasgpmo
01/02/23 10:07:02 AM
#40:


Zonbei posted...
No, super Metroid and castlevania symphony of the night invented the genre.
And games like Metroid and Castlevania 2 came out ages before those games, so they didn't invent the genre either. SotN just gave it a name. Like how Resident Evil didn't actually invent survival horror, it was just popular enough to give it a name.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson
01/02/23 10:35:57 AM
#41:


WalkingLobsters posted...
fucking Lol @ indie games

all of these get destroyed by Bloodstained. Dunno why they even try to compete against the king
Indies are great and necessary because it allows devs to get their vision out there without having to deal with the AAA publishers who by-and-large only see money. There's nothing inherently wrong with people who do want to work on AAA titles, but we need some diversity of ideas in the gaming space to keep things fresh.

---
11/8/2022 - The day the Blue Wall intercepted the Red Wave.
... Copied to Clipboard!
dancing_cactuar
01/02/23 10:46:18 AM
#42:


WalkingLobsters posted...
fucking Lol @ indie games

all of these get destroyed by Bloodstained. Dunno why they even try to compete against the king
Bloodstained in itself is an indie game, so congrats on playing yourself.

---
I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
... Copied to Clipboard!
action52
01/02/23 10:52:16 AM
#43:


Hollow Knight is great.

Spelunky is one of my favorite games of all time.

Spelunky 2 is also great.

Indie platformer is a pretty bloated genre with a lot of boring ones, though.

---
And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... not a fork... but something in between. A fpoon. What will you think of next, Germany?
... Copied to Clipboard!
#44
Post #44 was unavailable or deleted.
lilORANG
01/02/23 12:47:41 PM
#45:


indica posted...
I don't get the love for 8-bit looking sprite games...is it just young peeps who weren't around back then and now they think it's retro and cool?
They're cheaper to make, which is why low-budget indy companies like that style.

---
#FeelTheBern
http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12
01/02/23 12:48:41 PM
#46:


Some are fun, some are not. Most indie games pass or fail based on their specific gimmick(s). Games that are basically visual novels with light platforming elements tend to be pretty missable, though.

---
I write Naruto Fanfiction.
But I am definitely not a furry.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zonbei
01/02/23 3:09:38 PM
#47:


gasgpmo posted...
And games like Metroid and Castlevania 2 came out ages before those games, so they didn't invent the genre either. SotN just gave it a name. Like how Resident Evil didn't actually invent survival horror, it was just popular enough to give it a name.

I wouldnt call Castlevania 2 a metroidvania. Could make an argument for Metroid, but I think Super Metroid was the game which really introduced many of the hallmarks of the genre, followed by SOTN codifying it.

---
It's a luscious mix of words and tricks, that let us bet, when we know we should have folded.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius
01/04/23 3:59:15 PM
#48:


Fluttershy posted...
I don't get the love for 8-bit looking sprite games...is it just young peeps who weren't around back then and now they think it's retro and cool?

i get all bent out of shape when people try to imitate NES art and they have more than 4 colors per sprite
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/8/AAEhCpAAEDwg.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mensis
01/04/23 4:02:18 PM
#49:


I find it weird that people always compare Hollow Knight to Dark Souls. Is it just because it's challenging, or am I missing something?

---
Stupid Pirate Guy
... Copied to Clipboard!
garan
01/04/23 5:12:22 PM
#50:


I hate platformers in general, regardless of whether they're indie or not.
... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbymuncher
01/04/23 6:28:03 PM
#51:


Mensis posted...
I find it weird that people always compare Hollow Knight to Dark Souls. Is it just because it's challenging, or am I missing something?
it has a lot of souls-isms in aesthetic, setting, and gameplay. I'm sure if you actually stop and think about it you could find a bunch but some to get you started

souls/geo from killing enemies that's lost on death unless you recover your corpse
mostly lore-based storytelling
areas mostly run-past-enemy filler on the way to large boss fights
relatively high freedom in terms of where you can go


---
THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF
... Copied to Clipboard!
#52
Post #52 was unavailable or deleted.
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2