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Chicken 12/23/22 2:13:45 AM #1: |
Visitation from angels and huge world changing miracles and shit --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ragnarokius 12/23/22 2:14:51 AM #2: |
Or new chapters in the Bible. So much for the living word mirite --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 12/23/22 2:14:57 AM #3: |
Angels are like aliens. They come from above to fuck with hillbillies without internet access. Or people from 2000 years ago. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/23/22 2:15:13 AM #4: |
Gods away on business. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slaya4 12/23/22 2:16:44 AM #5: |
If UFO events/sighting actually happen those would be Bible stories. Fukushima would be a Bible event --- Am I going too hard? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MetroidGamer666 12/23/22 2:17:02 AM #6: |
Its all up to us now ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 12/23/22 2:18:53 AM #7: |
Perhaps, and stay with me here, its because they never did in the first place? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFuriousInch 12/23/22 2:20:29 AM #8: |
Its not bible times anymore, its future times. --- PERSONAL HEADLINE Stout Player Wants To Pour Pink Zinfindel Onto His Firm Peepee While You Watch,Helpless ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/23/22 2:21:16 AM #9: |
Say it with me folks, biblical. --- I was born underground but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ragnarokius 12/23/22 2:21:31 AM #10: |
Glob posted... Perhaps, and stay with me here, its because they never did in the first place?Glob would say that, though. Edit: fail, was thinking of Golb. --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 12/23/22 2:47:37 AM #11: |
We just a plague. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/23/22 3:06:41 AM #12: |
I saw a salt truck go down my road tonight, which is an actual miracle. I don't know what religious authority to report it to though. --- Every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 12/23/22 6:56:48 AM #13: |
God was finally defeated when Starbucks switched to the generic red holiday cups --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenstar 12/23/22 6:57:21 AM #14: |
probably was allegorical shit --- Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/23/22 7:04:00 AM #15: |
They never happened back then either. But it's easy to get medieval people to believe fairy tales Even modern people are gullible A conversation with my dad Me: how do you know Bible thing happened? Dad: the Bible says it did Me: how do you know the Bible is telling the truth Dad : because the people who wrote it were inspired by God Me: how do you know those people didn't make that up? Dad : because they didn't ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/23/22 7:08:23 AM #16: |
Because Jesus. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ragnarokius 12/23/22 7:09:28 AM #17: |
Zikten posted... They never happened back then either. But it's easy to get medieval people to believe fairy talesI kinda feel like anyone that's at least that level of inquisitive, like to where they'll question... Things in general.. is destined to become either atheist or agnostic. I was asking targeted questions like that about --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NozomisHusband 12/23/22 7:58:36 AM #19: |
Depending on what denomination (or "non-denomination" if you're part of the unfortunate that was raised in the Church of Christ) the Age of Miracles ended when Christ was brought back to life after his crucification and the last of the apostles died because... they actually never explained this to us, thinking about it now. --- sapling ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 12/23/22 8:06:05 AM #20: |
you could always contribute to its credibility --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CassandraCroft 12/23/22 8:11:01 AM #21: |
So I take it you have never been to Britain where we get rain of Biblical proportions quite often. --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xatrion 12/23/22 9:33:50 AM #23: |
MyStErIoUs WaYs and other assorted malarky. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark-Summoner 12/23/22 9:41:33 AM #24: |
NozomisHusband posted... Depending on what denomination (or "non-denomination" if you're part of the unfortunate that was raised in the Church of Christ) the Age of Miracles ended when Christ was brought back to life after his crucification and the last of the apostles died because... they actually never explained this to us, thinking about it now. Probably something like since Jesus died for our sins allowing us a chance at redemption for all means that they no longer have to be involved. It's like a dev adding a debug mode and letting the end user fix what he's too busy/lazy to...or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meestermj 12/23/22 10:01:49 AM #25: |
Well that's easy. Most of them didn't happen then either. --- Psn: beastlytoast Left-handed fire-slapsies leave me feeling confused about life. - Merydia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Homeless_Waifu 12/23/22 10:05:27 AM #26: |
God is afraid of what humans become Weebs, shut ins, incels --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 12/23/22 10:09:33 AM #27: |
Who says they don't? Miracles could be happening all the time without you knowing. And for all anyone here can be certain, the type of grand miracles like in the Bible could start happening any day now. >.> --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Deedice 12/23/22 10:12:33 AM #28: |
MabusIncarnate posted... I saw a salt truck go down my road tonight, which is an actual miracle. I don't know what religious authority to report it to though. He already knows ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cagey 12/23/22 10:15:42 AM #29: |
Here's possibly one! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_Sun ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/23/22 10:19:24 AM #30: |
Cagey posted... Here's possibly one!Mass delusion maybe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 12/23/22 10:22:33 AM #31: |
My son was born 2 months early and was in the NICU. My mom had advanced breast cancer at the time. Before she died (when my son was 2), she told me the exact moment she knew he was going to be okay (when he was still in the NICU) because she felt her angel knock her in the shoulder. Her angel had returned to her because my son no longer needed a guardian angel. My mom believed. Do you? --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MelbuFrahma4 12/23/22 10:24:04 AM #32: |
A lot of the bible stuff never happened. Like they plagiarized Noah Flood from Gilgamesh. Some even argue the people of the bible were never even slaves like that whole Moses arc where he parts the sea and they flee Egypt didnt happen. --- "We'll never see Day-Lewis and Kubrick, or Kurosawa and Eastwood, but we have seen Bale and Nolan, a cinematic dream pairing come to life!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/23/22 10:31:53 AM #33: |
MelbuFrahma4 posted... Some even argue the people of the bible were never even slaves like that whole Moses arc where he parts the sea and they flee Egypt didnt happen.Yes. I think the Hebrews were always in Isreal, as pagans. Something caused them shift to 1 god. Later they created an origin myth for their people to dramatize the past. The enslavement, the escape, the journey to Israel, the war to drive out the pagan natives. I dont think any of that actually happened Same as the Romans having myths about the founding of their city by Romulus and Remus. Just cultural origin myths ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 12/23/22 10:56:45 AM #34: |
https://youtu.be/0RFwyobtnKA --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yazarogi 12/23/22 11:02:32 AM #35: |
Sariana21 posted... My son was born 2 months early and was in the NICU. My mom had advanced breast cancer at the time. Before she died (when my son was 2), she told me the exact moment she knew he was going to be okay (when he was still in the NICU) because she felt her angel knock her in the shoulder. Her angel had returned to her because my son no longer needed a guardian angel. No. --- "There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust." - Pinbacker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/23/22 11:06:21 AM #38: |
I think that it started the same way as Islam. One guy thought that the one and only God spoke to him when he was either sleeping or high. He started to talk about it, and it is a combination of different pagan believes combined into one thing. People starts to get interesting, so he adds old popular legends retold as if God had a hand in it. Like Noah, which is clearly based on the popular flood legend. The Plagues of Egypt in Exodus can be explained by a volcanic eruption, so it could have happened and was told as an old unexplained legend. So you exaggerate it some and add God to it, and must figure out a reason why we know that God did this. Wham, put us there as slaves and it was a result of God punishing them. More and more people joined and they decided that they need to expand, in the name of God. They killed people that didnt join, and they justified it by newly made up propaganda stories about how their ancestors had a war against false Gods as well. And then it kept going. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cagey 12/23/22 11:10:15 AM #39: |
Okay, another one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Lourdes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 12/23/22 11:21:44 AM #41: |
Because they don't fucking work and never did. Let's examine the long history of God's complete failure to do literally even the most simple tasks. Literal God directly orders Adam & Eve: "You can do literally anything you want here except eat fruit from that one tree. That's it. That's literally the only rule you have to obey." Adam & Eve: "okay sounds easy enough." Snake: "lol eat the fruit off this tree" Adam & Eve: "wow this is a good idea" Fast forward a little. Angels: "okay Lot. We're gonna blow this whole fucking place up by since we like you, you can take your family and go. There's just one rule, you can't look back." Lot: "that should be easy enough I guess" Lot's wife: (looks back) Fast forward some more God: asking nicely didn't work. Threatening didn't work. Maybe I just need to go real heavy on this shit. Moses, send these plagues for me. Moses: sure thing boss. Everyone taste the wrath of God Pharaoh: ok I give. You can go. Moses: thanks Pharaoh: lol jk get fucked Moses. Moses: oh yeah? I'm gonna get God to split the fucking sea open and then use it to drown yourb whole army. Pharaoh: Fuck Moses: wow that was a huge ordeal. Now everyone, here's this list of 10 rules, but honestly only this first one here about not worshipping other Gods is the only one that really matters. Now I'm gonna take a piss behind this mountain, don't do anything stupid while I'm gone. (Moses departs for 30 seconds, comes back) Everyone: (already worshipping golden bull calf idol) God: okay I give up fuck this. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seaman_Prime 12/23/22 11:32:34 AM #42: |
Cuz god was like fuck these guys. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/23/22 11:38:14 AM #43: |
Tyranthraxus posted... God: asking nicely didn't work. Threatening didn't work. Maybe I just need to go real heavy on this shit. Moses, send these plagues for me.Actually... Pharaoh wanted to release them, but God decided to turn his heart into stone to prevent him from releasing them, just so God could fuck with him. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 12/23/22 11:39:35 AM #44: |
Foppe posted... Actually...But remember, free will is super important to God. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/23/22 11:41:41 AM #45: |
lilORANG posted... But remember, free will is super important to God.It is so important so he punishes you if you do whatever you want --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 12/23/22 11:45:41 AM #46: |
I think God gave up on us --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 12/23/22 11:51:26 AM #47: |
Cause they never happened. Very little in the Bible is explicitly true, some of it is outright forgery and lies, and a big chunk of it is completely unverifiable. Run it down the line of major players: Adam and Eve - fictional Noah - Fictional Abraham - fictional Moses - fictional Joshua - fictional David - unclear, possibly euhemarized Solomon - possibly existed, stories in the Bible about him completely untrue. Daniel - fictional Jesus - personally I think he's fictional, but if he actually was historical, practically nothing the Bible says about him is true The Disciples - fictional as presented in Acts. Cephas and James are historical as referenced by Paul though. Possibly John too, but it's not clear if Paul's John is the same as Act's John Paul - wow it took a while to get to someone verifiably historical, eh? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rexdragon125 12/23/22 12:01:55 PM #49: |
Why didn't God intervene when the black plague was killing 1/3rd of the human population, or when the Nazis were exterminating millions of people, or when the US dropped nukes on Japan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 12/23/22 12:04:10 PM #50: |
Rexdragon125 posted... Why didn't God intervene when the black plague was killing 1/3rd of the human population, or when the Nazis were exterminating millions of people, or when the US dropped nukes on JapanSurely you must have heard He has a plan. Even as an omnipotent omnibenevolent deity sometimes you have to break a few eggs, right? Right? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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