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DumbQuestion 12/17/22 11:06:41 AM #1: |
An angry/infuriated Will Smith Slaps you in the face. the slap is caught on video by someone else recording and will go viral. Despite that, what do you immediately do once he slaps you? A. Slap/fight him back. B. Walk away C. Call the Cops immediately and press charges on him D. Sue Him E. Other ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/17/22 11:06:59 AM #2: |
Bring it up in every single one of my stand up bits --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoungMutual 12/17/22 11:07:29 AM #3: |
Just stand there like an idiot and claim "Will Smith just beat the shit out of me" --- YoungMutual ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 12/17/22 11:08:07 AM #4: |
Go full on con-artist and be like "Aw man, I think you broke my jaw. A cool 2 million will fix that tho >_> <_<" --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 12/17/22 11:32:28 AM #5: |
I really want to make a joke about this but doing so requires revealing too much info about real life me (which I will not do). --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 12/17/22 11:37:17 AM #6: |
Flair Flop --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 12/17/22 11:38:53 AM #7: |
Flop like a soccer player and try to squeeze him for all i can. --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 12/17/22 11:47:17 AM #8: |
sue him. i would probably cry afterward and hopefully the person catches that on video --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 12/17/22 11:48:50 AM #9: |
Respond to the open hand with a clenched fist. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VeggetaX 12/17/22 11:49:13 AM #10: |
DumbQuestion posted... D. Sue Him --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/17/22 11:52:49 AM #11: |
Keep his wife's name out my fucking mouth, I reckon --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 12/17/22 11:54:55 AM #13: |
grab his hand, so he couldn't move it, then I'd start licking between his fingers --- https://streamable.com/7muwqw ... Copied to Clipboard!
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