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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 8:56:53 PM
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He will grow up eating ramen at the local stand with his fellow countrymen, go to a prestigious Japanese high school after barely passing the entrance exams, do various slice of life shenanigans in said high school, wear a yukata and enjoy some festival summer fireworks after winning a gold fish at a fishing game stand, make a fun group project at his school's culture festival, get in the good graces of many many Japanese women but never close the gap to romance because he is basically an anime protagonist, get in street fights every 5 seconds like in the Yakuza series and do sick-ass heat moves on his foes, enjoy some piping hot takoyaki after binging a new anime, and enjoying a nice soak at the local onsen hot spring while trying to get a peek at the woman's side >____>

My legacy will live this life! I wish my future son the best and I hope he will thank his daddy one day for giving him the true ultimate privilege of growing up in glorious Nipponland!

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Homeless_Waifu
12/13/22 8:58:13 PM
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Assuming you can find a Japanese woman who would want that

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Kim_Seong-a
12/13/22 8:59:39 PM
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It's all fun and games until you're attacked by an assassin from the future because you're destined to fuck so much that it overpopulates the earth.

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 8:59:54 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Assuming you can find a Japanese woman who would want that

When I finally make my grand pilgrimage to Nipponland aka Nerd Mecca, I will be adored just like this:
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Zikten
12/13/22 9:00:22 PM
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Are you Asian? If not, your child is going to always be treated like an outsider. Half Japanese who look like their foreigner parent are not always treated nicely
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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 9:00:56 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
It's all fun and games until you're attacked by an assassin from the future because you're destined to fuck so much that it overpopulates the earth.
LOL, DNA2 was a fun show to watch. I should rewatch that sometime. Kotomi best girl

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 9:03:12 PM
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Zikten posted...
Are you Asian? If not, your child is going to always be treated like an outsider. Half Japanese who look like their foreigner parent are not always treated nicely
It'll be just like DBZ, where half-saiyan is stronger than the full saiyan. Thus my half-Japanese child will be more weeaboo than any full blooded-Japanese person! It is destiny!

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FaultyCircuitry
12/13/22 9:04:02 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/6/AAYVThAAD4lA.jpg

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 9:05:02 PM
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FaultyCircuitry posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/6/AAYVThAAD4lA.jpg

Name? >_>

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MarthGoomba
12/13/22 9:24:24 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Assuming you can find a Japanese woman who would want that
Paychan's mom married and had two kids with a weeb that was so weeb that he never even taught his kids English

And Paychan turned out to be one of the GOAT idols because of it

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 9:25:34 PM
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Who's Paychan and who's her weeb husband? Context and pics please? >_>

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Homeless_Waifu
12/13/22 9:34:07 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Who's Paychan and who's her weeb husband? Context and pics please? >_>
This

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Heartomaton
12/13/22 9:35:49 PM
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That is a bad idea Neon please do not do that.

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Holy_Cloud105
12/13/22 9:38:34 PM
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Funny you bring this up. I asked my friend who has a Japanese wife, if she could buy me some tickets to an event I want to attend when I go to Japan next year. The site requires you to have a Japanese phone number to prove you live in Japan, and there's a warning on the site to not give the ticket to anyone else. She's not comfortable buying the ticket for me so instead she's trying to get me a Japanese girlfriend to buy the tickets and go to the event with me. She's trying to get me on Japanese dating apps now.

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BearlyWilling
12/13/22 9:39:52 PM
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Neon ever enjoying the touch of a woman is top tier lulz material

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MarthGoomba
12/13/22 9:40:13 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Who's Paychan and who's her weeb husband? Context and pics please? >_>
Paychan's dad is an American weeb who moved to Japan, then married and had kids with a (highly likely beautiful) Japanese woman. Paychan was bullied a lot and told by her peers she'd never be an idol due to being half white, but she became a member of Liella! as part of legendary idol franchise Love Live

https://i.imgur.com/ij6IP1e.png
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Her brother is probably living what you described

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FL81
12/13/22 9:44:19 PM
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gomenasai Neon-sama and ganbarimasu

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DB_Insider
12/13/22 9:47:05 PM
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FL81 posted...
gomenasai Neon-sama and ganbarimasu
Domo arigato mr roboto

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1337toothbrush
12/13/22 10:01:17 PM
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Is this what you spend your time thinking about?

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:03:22 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
Paychan's dad is an American weeb who moved to Japan, then married and had kids with a (highly likely beautiful) Japanese woman. Paychan was bullied a lot and told by her peers she'd never be an idol due to being half white, but she became a member of Liella! as part of legendary idol franchise Love Live

https://i.imgur.com/ij6IP1e.png
https://i.imgur.com/N9PF3KP.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nZOpLM9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/6cRg6GI.jpg

Her brother is probably living what you described
Good for her!

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:04:48 PM
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FL81 posted...
gomenasai Neon-sama and ganbarimasu

Arigat gozaimashita


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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:06:56 PM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Funny you bring this up. I asked my friend who has a Japanese wife, if she could buy me some tickets to an event I want to attend when I go to Japan next year. The site requires you to have a Japanese phone number to prove you live in Japan, and there's a warning on the site to not give the ticket to anyone else. She's not comfortable buying the ticket for me so instead she's trying to get me a Japanese girlfriend to buy the tickets and go to the event with me. She's trying to get me on Japanese dating apps now.
What are some of those dating apps?

Just.... curious >_> <_<

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DB_Insider
12/13/22 10:07:00 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Arigat gozaimashita
Omae mou shendiru

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:08:36 PM
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DB_Insider posted...
Omae mou shendiru


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Unsuprised_Pika
12/13/22 10:09:17 PM
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https://youtu.be/c2YdWb_5Ado

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DB_Insider
12/13/22 10:09:42 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Ochichi dai kiraida

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Unsuprised_Pika
12/13/22 10:10:05 PM
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........holy shit

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:11:05 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
https://youtu.be/c2YdWb_5Ado
LMAO

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Nah, I'm just a man that love weeb shit >_>

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Homeless_Waifu
12/13/22 10:12:15 PM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Funny you bring this up. I asked my friend who has a Japanese wife, if she could buy me some tickets to an event I want to attend when I go to Japan next year. The site requires you to have a Japanese phone number to prove you live in Japan, and there's a warning on the site to not give the ticket to anyone else. She's not comfortable buying the ticket for me so instead she's trying to get me a Japanese girlfriend to buy the tickets and go to the event with me. She's trying to get me on Japanese dating apps now.
Sounds like coolest friend ever in my book.
I wish I had a friend who actively tried to get me a girlfriend

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:17:41 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
That is a bad idea Neon please do not do that.
Nah, it's a great idea. Think of it as New Game+ for the Titty Meister legacy

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Heartomaton
12/13/22 10:21:24 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Nah, it's a great idea. Think of it as New Game+ for the Titty Meister legacy

Bad ideas don't become good ideas just because you say they're good and pull a flimsy rationalization out of your ass!

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brestugo
12/13/22 10:23:16 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/1/AAcJoVAAD_MN.jpg

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:24:56 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Bad ideas don't become good ideas just because you say they're good and pull a flimsy rationalization out of your ass!
Good ideas don't become bad ideas just because you say they're bad and pull a flimsy rationalization out of your ass!

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Heartomaton
12/13/22 10:28:46 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Good ideas don't become bad ideas just because you say they're bad and pull a flimsy rationalization out of your ass!

It started out bad!

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:45:16 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
It started out bad!
Nah, it'd be on the "Good Idea" side of the "Good Idea, Bad Idea" skit in Animaniacs >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dJOIf4mdus

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Heartomaton
12/13/22 10:50:11 PM
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I cannot properly express in words how wrong you are, so I'm just going to pretend you listened to reason and take solace in the knowledge that no native Japanese woman would ever want to have your child.

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NeonTentacles
12/13/22 10:51:38 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I cannot properly express in words how wrong you are, so I'm just going to pretend you listened to reason and take solace in the knowledge that no native Japanese woman would ever want to have your child.
Nah brah, it's gonna be like this

https://imgur.com/Uv8z4Fl
(embed is broken go to direct link >_>)

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Heartomaton
12/13/22 10:56:09 PM
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I'm not going anywhere, I'm staying right here in reality.

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YugiNoob
12/13/22 11:18:40 PM
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Zikten posted...
Are you Asian? If not, your child is going to always be treated like an outsider. Half Japanese who look like their foreigner parent are not always treated nicely
Both my former coworker and various family members who lived in Japan told me that this is an outdated stereotype. She (coworker) and other girls who were hapa didn't have trouble fitting in. And believe me, she didn't look Asian. If her name wasn't clearly Japanese I wouldn't have guessed she was Asian.

Even if I wasn't full Japanese I would still take my chances in Japan, because people there are just nicer and more polite overall.

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David1988
12/13/22 11:33:50 PM
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A wholesome idea TC, I like your sentimental nature

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lennethsoki
12/13/22 11:58:26 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Even if I wasn't full Japanese I would still take my chances in Japan, because people there are just nicer and more polite overall.

This is actually one of the issues a lot of Japanese have with the culture, particularly the younger generation: it's culturally-mandated kindness, where it's essentially fake in the vast majority of cases.

There was actually a Japanese user here talking about it, and IIRC Shogo on Youtube talked about it as well. Then I started seeing it pop up more and more in my feed. Where most Japanese and people who stayed there and were social outside of their workplace eventually realized it's impossible for foreigners to fully integrate.

The issue is most foreigners or people who don't fit in/don't have good social skills DON'T notice because they're not even halfway-integrated into society to even notice in the first place, so it seems fine on their end. Like, if you're socially a loser in your home country (Very rarely going out, your abroad "experience" consists of just sightseeing and visiting a few stores, etc.), you've got absolutely no chance to see that fault in Japanese culture when one tries to integrate into it. But they're getting a severely gimped Japanese experience as a result.

It's also one of the reasons travel's so popular for Japanese youths in the past few decades: Japan doesn't offer much for them, and it's even less for foreigners. Plus they can actually tell when someone's being courteous and nice instead of in Japan where, again, it's likely fake and culturally-mandated two steps away from basically being China's social credit system.

It sounds like your examples are exceptions, not the rule, and/or the foreigners who are blissfully unaware of the finer circumstances of their standing in Japanese society. Because that is an extremely minor outlier, and an absolute rarity in terms of statistical experiences.

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GreenMario
12/14/22 12:04:48 AM
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I would probably see through it just by virtue of suspecting people any time they're nice to me. Actually that's probably worse. Oops.

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YugiNoob
12/14/22 12:14:07 AM
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I'll take culturally mandated politeness over sincere assholeness any day though lol

Although I'm not sure why a YouTuber's viewpoint would be any more valid than multiple other Japanese citizen's.

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Alucard188
12/14/22 12:17:50 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AAAAD4AAD_Iv.jpg

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RlP
12/14/22 2:05:17 AM
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What if your kids grows up and wants to chase the American dream, so they move to America and foil your plans?

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emmo
12/14/22 2:07:08 AM
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The title was cringe, but the explanation amped it up 50 fold.

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NeonTentacles
12/14/22 5:44:12 AM
#50:


RlP posted...
What if your kids grows up and wants to chase the American dream, so they move to America and foil your plans?
He would bring great shame to his family if he became a westaboo and wanted to move to Texas and corral some steer, eat hamburgers, wear cowboy hats, and whatever other bakka-gaijin shit he wants to indulge in.

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