Current Events > User: ''hey can you help me out with this issue its super important''

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Me: "Yeah sure what's the issue."
User: https://i.imgur.com/Wdc5yn3.gif

Yes, the classic "This needs to be resolved urgently", "ok can you help me with it then?" And then

https://i.imgur.com/Wdc5yn3.gif

that always makes me laugh when clients do the same thing. they need help, i ask for some more information, and they peace out.

no work for me and i can say i did my job!

Close related sibling of this problem

Client: This is of extreme galactic importance, nothing you could possibly be doing right now could be more important
Me: Ok well can you be around for like 5 minutes to show me what the problem is?
Client: I am afraid I am just far too busy, I have this report to pretend to be looking at