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UnfairRepresent
12/13/22 4:05:43 AM
#51:


CassandraCroft posted...
had my usual saturday lunch of three bacon sandwiches and my pint mug of coffee.
wut

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darkmaian23
12/13/22 4:38:04 AM
#52:


UnfairRepresent posted...
wut
Personally, I'd like to know what a "bacon sandwich" is. Is it an egg sandwich with bacon or something else entirely?

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TomClark
12/13/22 4:42:38 AM
#53:


darkmaian23 posted...
Personally, I'd like to know what a "bacon sandwich" is. Is it an egg sandwich with bacon or something else entirely?

It's... bacon. In a sandwich.

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BloodMoon7
12/13/22 4:51:18 AM
#54:


TomClark posted...
It's... bacon. In a sandwich.
Why tho

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UnfairRepresent
12/13/22 5:02:28 AM
#55:


TomClark posted...
It's... bacon. In a sandwich.
I gathered that

But 3 of them?

As a typical average lunch?
That feels Big Smokeish

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DiaX
12/13/22 5:02:38 AM
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As "the girlfriend" I had this scenario happen once.

Not with the same dishes, but I made a lot of pancakes, unaware that my boyfriend at the time was indeed up early and made himself a big subway before early shopping, as it was my day off and he didn't want to wake me up.

He was kind of miffed, and genuinely because he did want to eat but simply couldn't, so I simply told him even if he ate a little bit it would be enough. He smiled and obliged me and actually ate a lot more than I expected.

Moral of the story is: A little bit of compromise made us both happy in the end. It did not feel like a waste.

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darkmaian23
12/13/22 5:06:49 AM
#57:


TomClark posted...
It's... bacon. In a sandwich.
So, like, two slices of buttered toast that contain just bacon? Why not just add two more ingredients and make a BLT?

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rexcrk
12/13/22 5:15:30 AM
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So do you come up with these or do you have somewhere you repost them from?


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PMarth2002
12/13/22 5:39:41 AM
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That's probably the last time she'd cook for me as a surprise because I'm probably going to piss her off. I'm a very picky eater, and don't eat a lot of food even when I'm hungry. I'm not going to eat that much food even if I wasn't already full. That's too big of a meal for me.

I'll eat the bacon and sausage, but I hate mushrooms, I don't eat eggs, I don't eat beans, I don't eat tomatos, I don't even know what that is between the eggs and tomato on the left (might nibble on it).

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Zikten
12/13/22 5:45:44 AM
#60:


PMarth2002 posted...
I don't even know what that is between the eggs and tomato on the left (might nibble on it).
They call it Blood Pudding or Black Pudding

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding?wprov=sfla1

It's the only part of British breakfast that I won't eat. Actually, when I was in the UK I am not sure if they even served it to us. I think the hosts I stayed with knew I wouldn't want it

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Aressar
12/13/22 6:04:39 AM
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TomClark posted...
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Nice I frequently use that 'second breakfast' quote irl.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/13/22 6:20:54 AM
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Wrap all of it up and put it in the fridge for the next morning.

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UnfairRepresent
12/13/22 6:48:34 AM
#63:


PMarth2002 posted...
, I don't eat eggs, I don't eat beans, I don't eat tomatos, I don't even know what that is between the eggs and tomato
bruh

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Crazyman93
12/13/22 6:59:48 AM
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Why the FUCK are there baked baked beans on my breakfast plate? And mushrooms? And tomatoes? And what the actual fuck are those charcoal looking things? WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS BREAKFAST?! It looks like someone didn't eat their dinner so they got it thrown on the plate with their breakfast, and for good measure they threw some coal from the oven on too! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH BRITISH FOOD?!

Forest_Temple posted...
Goddamn why do British people like beans so much. Maybe thats all they had to eat during both World Wars or something?
It's a well known fact the British still eat like they expect the Luftwaffe to appear overhead at any moment. They don't season anything either.

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Mr_hulk88
12/13/22 5:31:03 PM
#65:


Crazyman93 posted...
Why the f*** are there baked baked beans on my breakfast plate? And mushrooms? And tomatoes? And what the actual f*** are those charcoal looking things? WHO THE f*** DESIGNED THIS BREAKFAST?!

What is your ideal breakfast?
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frozenstar
12/13/22 5:32:29 PM
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I'd just tell her I was full, what's the problem lol.

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garan
12/13/22 5:37:37 PM
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I have to assume this is happening at the girl's place, and as soon as I smell the bacon cooking, I'm throwing on some pants & running outside. The smell of that shit cooking literally makes me throw up.
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UnfairRepresent
12/13/22 9:46:10 PM
#68:


frozenstar posted...
I'd just tell her I was full, what's the problem lol.
Because she clearly put a lot of effort into making it for you

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frozenstar
12/13/22 9:46:50 PM
#69:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Because she clearly put a lot of effort into making it for you
She would understand, and be disappointed, and I'd appreciate what she did for me.

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Blue_Thunder
12/13/22 10:21:11 PM
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I'd eat it for lunch.

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Revelation34
12/13/22 10:32:15 PM
#71:


Zikten posted...
Really the only weird thing on that plate is the black pudding. Everything else is stuff Americans eat. Some of it is just cooked a little different

You guys have never eaten

Tomatoes
Mushrooms
Beans
Sausage?

I think part of the reason Americans look oddly at this stuff is they just glance at it without really realizing what all the items are.


Because 3 of those things are weird to eat like that for breakfast.

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