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UnfairRepresent 12/12/22 9:40:40 PM #1: |
What do you do?
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You're up early one day and eat a large breakfast, croissant, big bowl of ceral ceral, apple. You feel full and ready to tackle the day. However what you don't know is your girlriend had been hard at work making you a huge full English breakfast as a nice surprise. They didn't realize you were already up. They come into the room looking really happy as they present it you and go "Surprise! I made you a big cooked breakfast. Just felt like you deserved to wake up today knowing someone loves you." https://i.imgur.com/6BKM3G4.jpg Your stomach churns as you look at the food because you are absolutely stuffed from the first breakfast. But your girlfriend is looking at you expectantly. Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 12/12/22 9:51:07 PM #2: |
UnfairRepresent posted... You're up early one day and eat a large breakfast, croissant, big bowl of ceral ceral, apple. You feel full and ready to tackle the day.You underestimate my power. I once stole everyone's lunches on a school field trip. It truly was our greatest heist. Also that's a pretty small breakfast. Heck that full English be looking rather breedable and submissive... I'm actually pretty hungry rn. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FatAnimeBooty 12/12/22 9:52:33 PM #3: |
How would I have made the breakfast without knowing that she was also making breakfast? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 12/12/22 9:54:25 PM #5: |
I would simply tell her the truth? But do we have, like...two kitchens or something? How did we miss each other? --- I'm Queen of Tomorrow baby! Remember: heat from fire, fire from heat! She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 12/12/22 9:56:49 PM #6: |
My girlfriend would know that I don't like beans and won't eat anything they've touched. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 12/12/22 9:58:03 PM #7: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Throw yourself in the trash right beside them. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 12/12/22 9:58:56 PM #8: |
I don't understand beans for breakfast. It's why I never ate breakfast at an English restaurant when I was in London. Scottish breakfast was better, but still about half the places did it with beans. --- Furthermore, The GOP is a Fascist Organization and must be destroyed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sharashaska 12/12/22 10:01:23 PM #9: |
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UnfairRepresent 12/12/22 10:01:31 PM #10: |
ScazarMeltex posted... I don't understand beans for breakfast. It's why I never ate breakfast at an English restaurant when I was in London.Never underestimate how much the British love beans They consume like 87% of the worlds baked beans. A population of 60 million and they eat 2 million cans of baked beans a day. Breakfast, lunch or dinner. They got time and space for beans Beans on toast Beans and chips Beans and sausage Beans and mash potato It's like Kel's love for orange soda --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 12/12/22 10:03:44 PM #11: |
Anyone I'm dating would know that I'm not eating most of that heart attack British shit. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 12/12/22 10:04:49 PM #12: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Never underestimate how much the British love beansOh I know, that's why we ate Italian, turkish, Argentinian, and stuff like that while were there. The only "English" food we ate was fish and chips and even the Sottish place I got from on Fort William was better than the version we got London. Not gonna lie, I dig fried Hadock. --- Furthermore, The GOP is a Fascist Organization and must be destroyed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xGhostchantx 12/12/22 10:04:52 PM #13: |
ScazarMeltex posted... I don't understand beans for breakfast. It's why I never ate breakfast at an English restaurant when I was in London. Because they're delicious and saucy. Also super nutritious. Beans on toast >> I grew up in Australia we're basically English+American. --- Tiw - Min scild, min sweord, min rihtwisness, min dryhten ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ezekiel2320 12/12/22 10:22:14 PM #14: |
FatAnimeBooty posted... How would I have made the breakfast without knowing that she was also making breakfast? My first thought too. How would I have missed her making a Full English in our modest one bedroom apartment? --- There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jennywentnorth8 12/12/22 10:22:59 PM #15: |
A whole tomato huh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/12/22 11:05:05 PM #16: |
ScazarMeltex posted... Oh I know, that's why we ate Italian, turkish, Argentinian, and stuff like that while were there. The only "English" food we ate was fish and chips and even the Sottish place I got from on Fort William was better than the version we got London. Not gonna lie, I dig fried Hadock.Going to England and not eating Indian food is like going to the Grand Canyon and staying in a parking lot --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetsuZaiZen 12/12/22 11:12:16 PM #17: |
Lol I'm not eating that --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Evening_Dragon 12/12/22 11:14:17 PM #18: |
I force myself to eat her cooking. There is no reasonable recourse that would preserve her emotional stores. --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forest_Temple 12/12/22 11:18:41 PM #19: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Never underestimate how much the British love beansGoddamn why do British people like beans so much. Maybe thats all they had to eat during both World Wars or something? --- Gamefaqs internal affairs chief and commander. Keeping the mods in line and fighting corruption. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Evening_Dragon 12/12/22 11:20:11 PM #20: |
Yall farty --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 12/12/22 11:21:32 PM #21: |
Those eggs are raw, fuck baked beans, but for my girlfriend, Id act like I was a starved wildabeast --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SneakyGoomba 12/12/22 11:22:49 PM #22: |
I used to hate beans too. The consistency literally made me gag as a kid. It was hard to get by since my dad forced them into a lot of food ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 12/12/22 11:25:25 PM #23: |
SneakyGoomba posted... I used to hate beans too. The consistency literally made me gag as a kid. It was hard to get by since my dad forced them into a lot of foodIts worth imo for most chilis, but man. Id rather not consume beans just because of all the gas that happens afterwards --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 12/12/22 11:29:34 PM #24: |
I'm NEVER too full for an English breakfast, though she can keep those disgusting beans. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TentacleDemon 12/12/22 11:31:03 PM #25: |
Tell her that I already ate but absolutely appreciate the gesture. Then be thankful that I'm full and don't have to eat that. Because only the bacon on that plate looks appealing. --- "I ate a baby toad once. I'm not proud of it. It just kind of happened. It pains me to think about how scared and confused it was..." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 12/12/22 11:34:04 PM #26: |
i'd eat it with her then consume her right after --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xGhostchantx 12/13/22 12:41:39 AM #27: |
JTilly posted... Those eggs are raw, fuck baked beans, but for my girlfriend, Id act like I was a starved wildabeast Raw? wtf? lol --- Tiw - Min scild, min sweord, min rihtwisness, min dryhten ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 12/13/22 12:59:10 AM #28: |
xGhostchantx posted... Raw? wtf? lolLooks they were cooked for 5 seconds, Id know, someone cooked and served me an egg exactly like that once, and said fuck it and just ate it --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nexigrams 12/13/22 12:59:48 AM #29: |
I'd eat the bacon, and then dump the rest of that weird shit in the garbage disposal. Lovingly, of course. --- http://imgur.com/SYiqIRC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/13/22 1:03:35 AM #30: |
I don't think I'd be stuffed from what I already had. But at worst, I can just eat it later. But I'd try to eat some of it at least. I fucking loved British breakfast when I visited the UK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/13/22 1:04:22 AM #31: |
nexigrams posted... I'd eat the bacon, and then dump the rest of that weird shit in the garbage disposal. Lovingly, of course.The only thing I'd toss is the blood biscuits. Everything else is tasty. The beans are the best part. Its hard to get those beans in the US sadly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobra1010 12/13/22 1:08:56 AM #32: |
I'll just take my time and eat it over 1 hour. English breakfast is one of my favs. Minus the black pudding. --- Load me into the matrix and dont pull the plug ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DamnSasquatch 12/13/22 1:13:25 AM #33: |
BloodMoon7 posted... You underestimate my power. I once stole everyone's lunches on a school field trip. It truly was our greatest heist.good times --- "I'll tell you who stole those lunches. That damn sasquatch." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xGhostchantx 12/13/22 2:08:12 AM #34: |
JTilly posted... Looks they were cooked for 5 seconds, Id know, someone cooked and served me an egg exactly like that once, and said fuck it and just ate it wtf lol. that is a borderline perfect sunny egg. --- Tiw - Min scild, min sweord, min rihtwisness, min dryhten ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 12/13/22 2:09:47 AM #35: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/3/AAABqgAAD-9F.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_hulk88 12/13/22 2:10:44 AM #36: |
nexigrams posted... I'd eat the bacon, and then dump the rest of that weird shit in the garbage disposal. Lovingly, of course.Wtf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/13/22 2:12:16 AM #37: |
Really the only weird thing on that plate is the black pudding. Everything else is stuff Americans eat. Some of it is just cooked a little different You guys have never eaten Tomatoes Mushrooms Beans Sausage? I think part of the reason Americans look oddly at this stuff is they just glance at it without really realizing what all the items are. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 12/13/22 2:17:51 AM #38: |
xGhostchantx posted... wtf lol. that is a borderline perfect sunny egg.Sage User Since: Oct 2004 Karma: 316 Active Posts: 1996 --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_hulk88 12/13/22 2:20:56 AM #39: |
Zikten posted... Really the only weird thing on that plate is the black pudding. Everything else is stuff Americans eat. Some of it is just cooked a little different Lol what? How could anyone not know what those items are? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CassandraCroft 12/13/22 2:21:57 AM #40: |
That actually happened to me once but not with a girlfriend. Many years ago I agreed to help my ex-mate redecorate his new house. This was happening on a saturday so before he picked me up I had my usual saturday lunch of three bacon sandwiches and my pint mug of coffee. So I get into his car and he tells me that his mum will make us lunch. So there I was 45 minutes or so later tucking into a full English breakfast. To say I was full is an understatement. How I was able to move that afternoon is an understatement. Oh and I love Black pudding. --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_hulk88 12/13/22 2:22:42 AM #41: |
CassandraCroft posted... That actually happened to me once but not with a girlfriend. Im really proud of you. I would have done the same. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DB_Insider 12/13/22 2:30:40 AM #42: |
BloodMoon7 posted... You underestimate my power. I once stole everyone's lunches on a school field trip. It truly was our greatest heist.My bowel has doubled since the last time we ate, count! --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/179741-omega-labyrinth/79814320 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/13/22 2:53:34 AM #43: |
Mr_hulk88 posted... Lol what? How could anyone not know what those items are?I don't know. I don't understand really why most Americans think British breakfast is weird. Its like 90% the same shit Americans eat for breakfast. Just in a different style ... Copied to Clipboard!
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winstonthewhite 12/13/22 2:59:59 AM #44: |
The American hatred for beans is odd to me. I read someone say once that beans in the US are different which might explain it. --- Regards, WtW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 12/13/22 3:03:28 AM #45: |
Eat some and save the rest --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 12/13/22 3:04:19 AM #46: |
winstonthewhite posted... The American hatred for beans is odd to me. I read someone say once that beans in the US are different which might explain it.We like beans fine, it's the beans on toast thing that's weird to us. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/13/22 3:07:43 AM #47: |
winstonthewhite posted... The American hatred for beans is odd to me. I read someone say once that beans in the US are different which might explain it.Yes. They are different. I never have found beans that taste like British ones, in the US. I thought they were great. I stayed at a series of bed and breakfasts in Wales, Scotland and England. The beans were maybe my favorite part ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarkS2222222222 12/13/22 3:12:03 AM #48: |
ElatedVenusaur posted... I would simply tell her the truth? --- I guess that's why they call it window pane. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Al_the_darkman 12/13/22 3:41:16 AM #49: |
Would replace the tomatoes with more black pudding and add the same amount of white pudding. --- Rips, Reps & Revelations PSN - Almost-Al ... Copied to Clipboard!
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winstonthewhite 12/13/22 3:43:25 AM #50: |
Zikten posted... Yes. They are different. I never have found beans that taste like British ones, in the US. I thought they were great. I stayed at a series of bed and breakfasts in Wales, Scotland and England. The beans were maybe my favorite partWell there we go --- Regards, WtW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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