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UnfairRepresent
12/12/22 9:40:40 PM
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What do you do?




You're up early one day and eat a large breakfast, croissant, big bowl of ceral ceral, apple. You feel full and ready to tackle the day.

However what you don't know is your girlriend had been hard at work making you a huge full English breakfast as a nice surprise. They didn't realize you were already up.

They come into the room looking really happy as they present it you and go "Surprise! I made you a big cooked breakfast. Just felt like you deserved to wake up today knowing someone loves you."

https://i.imgur.com/6BKM3G4.jpg

Your stomach churns as you look at the food because you are absolutely stuffed from the first breakfast. But your girlfriend is looking at you expectantly.

Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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BloodMoon7
12/12/22 9:51:07 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're up early one day and eat a large breakfast, croissant, big bowl of ceral ceral, apple. You feel full and ready to tackle the day.

You underestimate my power. I once stole everyone's lunches on a school field trip. It truly was our greatest heist.

Also that's a pretty small breakfast.

Heck that full English be looking rather breedable and submissive...

I'm actually pretty hungry rn.

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FatAnimeBooty
12/12/22 9:52:33 PM
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How would I have made the breakfast without knowing that she was also making breakfast?
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ElatedVenusaur
12/12/22 9:54:25 PM
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I would simply tell her the truth?
But do we have, like...two kitchens or something? How did we miss each other?

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Heartomaton
12/12/22 9:56:49 PM
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My girlfriend would know that I don't like beans and won't eat anything they've touched.

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A_Good_Boy
12/12/22 9:58:03 PM
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ScazarMeltex
12/12/22 9:58:56 PM
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I don't understand beans for breakfast. It's why I never ate breakfast at an English restaurant when I was in London.

Scottish breakfast was better, but still about half the places did it with beans.

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Sharashaska
12/12/22 10:01:23 PM
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/22 10:01:31 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
I don't understand beans for breakfast. It's why I never ate breakfast at an English restaurant when I was in London.
Never underestimate how much the British love beans

They consume like 87% of the worlds baked beans. A population of 60 million and they eat 2 million cans of baked beans a day.

Breakfast, lunch or dinner. They got time and space for beans

Beans on toast
Beans and chips
Beans and sausage
Beans and mash potato

It's like Kel's love for orange soda

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pfh1001
12/12/22 10:03:44 PM
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Anyone I'm dating would know that I'm not eating most of that heart attack British shit.
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ScazarMeltex
12/12/22 10:04:49 PM
#12:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Never underestimate how much the British love beans

They consume like 87% of the worlds baked beans. A population of 60 million and they eat 2 million cans of baked beans a day.

Breakfast, lunch or dinner. They got time and space for beans

Beans on toast
Beans and chips
Beans and sausage
Beans and mash potato

It's like Kel's love for orange soda
Oh I know, that's why we ate Italian, turkish, Argentinian, and stuff like that while were there. The only "English" food we ate was fish and chips and even the Sottish place I got from on Fort William was better than the version we got London. Not gonna lie, I dig fried Hadock.

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xGhostchantx
12/12/22 10:04:52 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
I don't understand beans for breakfast. It's why I never ate breakfast at an English restaurant when I was in London.

Scottish breakfast was better, but still about half the places did it with beans.

Because they're delicious and saucy. Also super nutritious. Beans on toast >>

I grew up in Australia we're basically English+American.

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Ezekiel2320
12/12/22 10:22:14 PM
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FatAnimeBooty posted...
How would I have made the breakfast without knowing that she was also making breakfast?

My first thought too. How would I have missed her making a Full English in our modest one bedroom apartment?

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Jennywentnorth8
12/12/22 10:22:59 PM
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A whole tomato huh
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/22 11:05:05 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Oh I know, that's why we ate Italian, turkish, Argentinian, and stuff like that while were there. The only "English" food we ate was fish and chips and even the Sottish place I got from on Fort William was better than the version we got London. Not gonna lie, I dig fried Hadock.
Going to England and not eating Indian food is like going to the Grand Canyon and staying in a parking lot

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RetsuZaiZen
12/12/22 11:12:16 PM
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Lol I'm not eating that

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Evening_Dragon
12/12/22 11:14:17 PM
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I force myself to eat her cooking. There is no reasonable recourse that would preserve her emotional stores.

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Forest_Temple
12/12/22 11:18:41 PM
#19:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Never underestimate how much the British love beans

They consume like 87% of the worlds baked beans. A population of 60 million and they eat 2 million cans of baked beans a day.

Breakfast, lunch or dinner. They got time and space for beans

Beans on toast
Beans and chips
Beans and sausage
Beans and mash potato

It's like Kel's love for orange soda
Goddamn why do British people like beans so much. Maybe thats all they had to eat during both World Wars or something?

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Evening_Dragon
12/12/22 11:20:11 PM
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Yall farty

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JTilly
12/12/22 11:21:32 PM
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Those eggs are raw, fuck baked beans, but for my girlfriend, Id act like I was a starved wildabeast

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SneakyGoomba
12/12/22 11:22:49 PM
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I used to hate beans too. The consistency literally made me gag as a kid. It was hard to get by since my dad forced them into a lot of food
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JTilly
12/12/22 11:25:25 PM
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SneakyGoomba posted...
I used to hate beans too. The consistency literally made me gag as a kid. It was hard to get by since my dad forced them into a lot of food
Its worth imo for most chilis, but man. Id rather not consume beans just because of all the gas that happens afterwards

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Aressar
12/12/22 11:29:34 PM
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I'm NEVER too full for an English breakfast, though she can keep those disgusting beans.

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TentacleDemon
12/12/22 11:31:03 PM
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Tell her that I already ate but absolutely appreciate the gesture. Then be thankful that I'm full and don't have to eat that. Because only the bacon on that plate looks appealing.


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Nukazie
12/12/22 11:34:04 PM
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i'd eat it with her then consume her right after

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xGhostchantx
12/13/22 12:41:39 AM
#27:


JTilly posted...
Those eggs are raw, fuck baked beans, but for my girlfriend, Id act like I was a starved wildabeast

Raw? wtf? lol

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JTilly
12/13/22 12:59:10 AM
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xGhostchantx posted...
Raw? wtf? lol
Looks they were cooked for 5 seconds, Id know, someone cooked and served me an egg exactly like that once, and said fuck it and just ate it

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nexigrams
12/13/22 12:59:48 AM
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I'd eat the bacon, and then dump the rest of that weird shit in the garbage disposal. Lovingly, of course.

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Zikten
12/13/22 1:03:35 AM
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I don't think I'd be stuffed from what I already had. But at worst, I can just eat it later. But I'd try to eat some of it at least. I fucking loved British breakfast when I visited the UK
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Zikten
12/13/22 1:04:22 AM
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nexigrams posted...
I'd eat the bacon, and then dump the rest of that weird shit in the garbage disposal. Lovingly, of course.
The only thing I'd toss is the blood biscuits. Everything else is tasty. The beans are the best part. Its hard to get those beans in the US sadly
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Cobra1010
12/13/22 1:08:56 AM
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I'll just take my time and eat it over 1 hour.

English breakfast is one of my favs. Minus the black pudding.

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DamnSasquatch
12/13/22 1:13:25 AM
#33:


BloodMoon7 posted...
You underestimate my power. I once stole everyone's lunches on a school field trip. It truly was our greatest heist.

Also that's a pretty small breakfast.

Heck that full English be looking rather breedable and submissive...

I'm actually pretty hungry rn.
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xGhostchantx
12/13/22 2:08:12 AM
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JTilly posted...
Looks they were cooked for 5 seconds, Id know, someone cooked and served me an egg exactly like that once, and said fuck it and just ate it

wtf lol. that is a borderline perfect sunny egg.

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TomClark
12/13/22 2:09:47 AM
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Mr_hulk88
12/13/22 2:10:44 AM
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nexigrams posted...
I'd eat the bacon, and then dump the rest of that weird shit in the garbage disposal. Lovingly, of course.
Wtf
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Zikten
12/13/22 2:12:16 AM
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Really the only weird thing on that plate is the black pudding. Everything else is stuff Americans eat. Some of it is just cooked a little different

You guys have never eaten

Tomatoes
Mushrooms
Beans
Sausage?

I think part of the reason Americans look oddly at this stuff is they just glance at it without really realizing what all the items are.
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JTilly
12/13/22 2:17:51 AM
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xGhostchantx posted...
wtf lol. that is a borderline perfect sunny egg.
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Mr_hulk88
12/13/22 2:20:56 AM
#39:


Zikten posted...
Really the only weird thing on that plate is the black pudding. Everything else is stuff Americans eat. Some of it is just cooked a little different

You guys have never eaten

Tomatoes
Mushrooms
Beans
Sausage?

I think part of the reason Americans look oddly at this stuff is they just glance at it without really realizing what all the items are.

Lol what? How could anyone not know what those items are?

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CassandraCroft
12/13/22 2:21:57 AM
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That actually happened to me once but not with a girlfriend.

Many years ago I agreed to help my ex-mate redecorate his new house. This was happening on a saturday so before he picked me up I had my usual saturday lunch of three bacon sandwiches and my pint mug of coffee.

So I get into his car and he tells me that his mum will make us lunch. So there I was 45 minutes or so later tucking into a full English breakfast. To say I was full is an understatement. How I was able to move that afternoon is an understatement.

Oh and I love Black pudding.

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Mr_hulk88
12/13/22 2:22:42 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
That actually happened to me once but not with a girlfriend.

Many years ago I agreed to help my ex-mate redecorate his new house. This was happening on a saturday so before he picked me up I had my usual saturday lunch of three bacon sandwiches and my pint mug of coffee.

So I get into his car and he tells me that his mum will make us lunch. So there I was 45 minutes or so later tucking into a full English breakfast. To say I was full is an understatement. How I was able to move that afternoon is an understatement.

Oh and I love Black pudding.

Im really proud of you.

I would have done the same.
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DB_Insider
12/13/22 2:30:40 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
You underestimate my power. I once stole everyone's lunches on a school field trip. It truly was our greatest heist.

Also that's a pretty small breakfast.

Heck that full English be looking rather breedable and submissive...

I'm actually pretty hungry rn.
My bowel has doubled since the last time we ate, count!

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Zikten
12/13/22 2:53:34 AM
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Mr_hulk88 posted...
Lol what? How could anyone not know what those items are?
I don't know. I don't understand really why most Americans think British breakfast is weird. Its like 90% the same shit Americans eat for breakfast. Just in a different style
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winstonthewhite
12/13/22 2:59:59 AM
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The American hatred for beans is odd to me. I read someone say once that beans in the US are different which might explain it.

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tripleh213
12/13/22 3:03:28 AM
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Eat some and save the rest

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pegusus123456
12/13/22 3:04:19 AM
#46:


winstonthewhite posted...
The American hatred for beans is odd to me. I read someone say once that beans in the US are different which might explain it.
We like beans fine, it's the beans on toast thing that's weird to us.

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Zikten
12/13/22 3:07:43 AM
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winstonthewhite posted...
The American hatred for beans is odd to me. I read someone say once that beans in the US are different which might explain it.
Yes. They are different. I never have found beans that taste like British ones, in the US. I thought they were great. I stayed at a series of bed and breakfasts in Wales, Scotland and England. The beans were maybe my favorite part
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MarkS2222222222
12/13/22 3:12:03 AM
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ElatedVenusaur posted...
I would simply tell her the truth?
But do we have, like...two kitchens or something? How did we miss each other?

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Al_the_darkman
12/13/22 3:41:16 AM
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Would replace the tomatoes with more black pudding and add the same amount of white pudding.

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winstonthewhite
12/13/22 3:43:25 AM
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Zikten posted...
Yes. They are different. I never have found beans that taste like British ones, in the US. I thought they were great. I stayed at a series of bed and breakfasts in Wales, Scotland and England. The beans were maybe my favorite part
Well there we go

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