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Hambo
12/11/22 1:42:02 AM
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What are you doing next????????
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AADHstAAD-hk.jpg

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Yazarogi
12/11/22 1:42:28 AM
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SHOOT IN IN THE FUCKIN' HEAd

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Ozarhok
12/11/22 1:45:55 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPgTkkPqKI

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VampireCoyote
12/11/22 1:46:02 AM
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ask him if he has a girlfriend

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Hambo
12/11/22 1:46:58 AM
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Yazarogi posted...
SHOOT IN IN THE FUCKIN' HEAd
D: Diplomacy is dead.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

In this scenario, this is a strong, hairy man. Now stop dodging the question.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/11/22 1:49:28 AM
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Teach her how to grill and/or bake salmon. That way she doesn't rip my fuckin face off and she brings food around. Win win.

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Hambo
12/11/22 1:58:22 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
ask him if he has a girlfriend
He doesn't respond. You still don't know if he has a gf, but you are able to ascertain that he has a fish.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Teach her how to grill and/or bake salmon. That way she doesn't rip my fuckin face off and she brings food around. Win win.
Why would you assume a strong hairy man in your house would try to rip your fuckin face off? I thought intruders usually used knives and guns when they resorted to violence.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/11/22 2:10:07 AM
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Well then you deal with since you got it all figure out!

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Hambo
12/11/22 2:37:59 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well then you deal with since you got it all figure out!
This is a thought exercise. There's no singular right answer. It's just important to know what you'd do if you found a strong hairy man in your living room unexpectedly one day.

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Ratchetrockon
12/11/22 2:57:19 AM
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Uhh hello

Do you want eggs?

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Guide
12/11/22 2:58:37 AM
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Wonder who put this mirror in front of my doorway.

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UnfairRepresent
12/11/22 3:59:38 AM
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Is he that wet?

Damn my home is flooded

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emmo
12/11/22 4:05:34 AM
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Shit my pants.

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Nirvanas_Nox
12/11/22 4:13:24 AM
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Prolly the same thing I do to my dogs give him all the pets and cuddles cuz he's such a good adorable boy

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DamnSasquatch
12/11/22 4:15:05 AM
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throw down

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Foppe
12/11/22 4:17:01 AM
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Watching Allente with him.
https://youtu.be/RUKUv3__y_o

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Hambo
12/11/22 4:40:40 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Uhh hello

Do you want eggs?
I'm not saying there's a prize for bringing him more eggs than 95% of the populace, but I'm not saying there isn't one.

Guide posted...
Wonder who put this mirror in front of my doorway.
Umm...pics?

Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Prolly the same thing I do to my dogs give him all the pets and cuddles cuz he's such a good adorable boy
Aww, I also enjoy cuddling with big hairy men. :P

Foppe posted...
Watching Allente with him.
https://youtu.be/RUKUv3__y_o
Reasonable.

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BloodMoon7
12/11/22 5:02:03 AM
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Sex. It's a man so there's nothing weird about this.

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Unit7
12/11/22 5:24:00 AM
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That uh wasnt the bear I was hoping for.

immediately leave the room. Im not fucking around with that.
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Hambo
12/11/22 5:31:07 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Sex. It's a man so there's nothing weird about this.
There is absolutely nothing weird about sex with a man who mysteriously appeared in your living room without you knowing how or why. It's totally normal and natural.

Unit7 posted...
That uh wasnt the bear I was hoping for.

immediately leave the room. Im not fucking around with that.
It's okay to have preferences. Not everyone is into strong, hairy men like this.

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Kakapo
12/11/22 6:02:19 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

How can you tell?

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Hambo
12/11/22 1:35:07 PM
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Kakapo posted...
How can you tell?
Chuds always think they can tell other people's "real" genders as if other people's genitals are any of their business. The fact is, this is a strong hairy man and he's in your living room.

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Guide
12/13/22 12:31:17 AM
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Hambo posted...
Umm...pics?

Literally just go to any kind of wrestling gym and ask to spectate. There's always a few of us in there, usually wrestling with the others in our weight class.

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