Current Events > What would the Gospels be like if DarkSydePhil (DSP) was Jesus?

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Garabandal
12/03/22 5:03:46 PM
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?

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Oubliettes
12/03/22 5:04:07 PM
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cockadookie bullshit mumblefuck nonsense

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Shotgunnova
12/03/22 5:05:11 PM
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Gospel of Markiplier

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Bad_Mojo
12/03/22 5:12:15 PM
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Even more begging for free money

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VeggetaX
12/03/22 5:12:39 PM
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It'd be like having Blanka the MC and not Ryu

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DeadBankerDream
12/03/22 5:14:10 PM
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Keep it in the general

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"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!"
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Xatrion
12/03/22 5:14:43 PM
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Who?

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DeadBankerDream
12/03/22 5:15:52 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Who?
https://youtu.be/ZxHKVWQk8Bo

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Bad_Mojo
12/03/22 5:18:10 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Who?

Hes been on YouTube for a really long time, one of the original LP people. Hes a huge piece of shit that takes advantage of, um, low IQ people to pay his bills. Hes always talking about his behind the scenes issues thinking his fans need to pay all of his bills.

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ForsakenHermit
12/03/22 5:20:42 PM
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"And then Jesus took his disciples for their last supper and Jesus said "Those who do not believe are worthless humans and I say to you mock them as you love one another. There is no commandment greater than this."

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Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP
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Oubliettes
12/03/22 5:26:04 PM
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MASSIVE SHOUT OUT TO @MARYMAGDALENE. You are so cute and beautiful and I loved your foot scene with @Jesus.
  • Derich 12:16

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K181
12/03/22 5:42:12 PM
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Who? - Matthew 1:1

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Xatrion
12/03/22 6:39:29 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
https://youtu.be/ZxHKVWQk8Bo

The entitlement is real here. Holy freaking crap, the longer I listened, the worse it got. What a little bitch.

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Oubliettes
12/03/22 6:42:55 PM
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And Jesus, unaware that he was addressing all his disciples, began to masturbate.


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Garabandal
12/03/22 9:45:59 PM
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How do I turn water into wine? No one told me how to do this!

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Oubliettes
12/03/22 10:00:36 PM
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When they came to the place called the Skull, they crucified him there, along with the criminalsone on his right, the other on his left. Jesus said, Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. I know what they do and it's called cheating, and it's what everyone does online. Which is why you shouldn't fucking play online. Yet you keep asking for me to do it, so I gotta do what my disciples want. So I hope you enjoyed this real shitfest session I had tonight. And they divided up his clothes by casting lots.

Phil 23

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