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Like, where did the information come from? Without that, unless you already know the answer, it's impossible to make judgements about whether it simply made shit up.

This is true, but in many cases I don't think the results I get on google normally for a lot of searches fare any better in this respect

I am writing a story about a hero on a quest to defeat a mysterious villain. The villain is smug and self-confident, and occasionally leaves messages for the hero to find. These messages are playful in tone and the villain uses them to taunt the hero. Each message consists of 2 lines that rhyme. The villain has a large vocabulary and will often rhyme a common word in one line with a rare or even made-up word in the following line.

Please write 5 possible messages the villain might leave for the hero.

"You may think you're on the right track,
But I'm always one step ahead, no turning back."
"I'll leave you clues, just for fun,
But you'll never catch me, I've already won."
"You may be quick and sly, my dear,
But I am the master of this game, have no fear."
"I'll toy with you like a cat with a mouse,
And leave you scrambling, in a state of douse."
"You'll never unravel my plan,
I am the villain, and you, just a mere man."

A large proportion of the little autogenerated summaries, like 20% or so in my experience, tend to give either the wrong information, or have the information drastically out of context so it's deceptive. And the only way to figure that out is by following the link that's provided.

Agent 47 had been tasked with taking out Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends. He had never faced such a challenge before, but he was confident in his skills as a professional assassin.
As he stalked through the streets of Green Hill Zone, he carefully scanned the area for any sign of his targets. He spotted Sonic and his friends Tails and Knuckles playing near a pond.
Agent 47 crept up behind them, his silenced pistol at the ready. With one well-placed shot, he took out Tails. Knuckles turned to face him, but Agent 47 was too quick for him and took him out as well.
Sonic, realizing the danger he was in, tried to make a run for it. But Agent 47 was faster and more agile, and he quickly caught up with the blue hedgehog.
Sonic tried to defend himself with his spin dash attack, but Agent 47 easily dodged it and delivered a fatal shot to the hedgehog's head.
With his mission accomplished, Agent 47 disappeared into the shadows, leaving the lifeless bodies of Sonic and his friends behind. The world was now safe from the threat of these powerful creatures.

Agent 47, a highly skilled assassin, had been tasked with a mission that would change the course of history. He was to travel back in time and eliminate Adolf Hitler before he could rise to power and unleash destruction upon the world.
Agent 47 carefully studied the history books and prepared himself for the mission. He knew that Hitler was a master of disguise and would be difficult to locate, but Agent 47 was determined to succeed.
He stepped into the time machine and was transported back to the year 1919. Agent 47 quickly blended in with the crowds of people and began his search for Hitler.
As he scoured the streets of Munich, he noticed a familiar face in a crowd of people. It was Hitler, disguised as a street vendor. Agent 47 moved in for the kill, but was caught off guard when Hitler suddenly turned and pointed a gun at him.
A fierce battle ensued, with both men using their skills and training to outmaneuver each other. But in the end, Agent 47 proved to be the superior assassin and was able to overpower Hitler.
With a single shot, Agent 47 ended the life of Adolf Hitler and altered the course of history. The world was saved from the horrors of the Holocaust and the destruction of World War II.
Agent 47 returned to his own time, knowing that he had accomplished a great feat and saved countless lives. He was a hero, and he had fulfilled his mission with precision and skill.

Agent 47, a skilled assassin known for his precision and cunning, had been tasked with a mission unlike any other. He was to travel back in time to the year 33 AD and assassinate Jesus Christ.
As he stepped through the time portal, he was transported to a bustling marketplace in the city of Jerusalem. The streets were crowded with people, all milling about and going about their daily business.
Agent 47 quickly blended in with the crowd, making his way towards the Temple Mount where he knew Jesus would be preaching. As he neared the mount, he could hear the sound of Jesus' voice, clear and strong, as he spoke to the crowd.
Agent 47 drew his weapon, a silenced pistol, and began to make his way through the crowd. He pushed past people, ignoring their protests and shouts, until he reached the front of the crowd where Jesus stood.
He aimed his weapon at Jesus, his finger on the trigger, ready to pull it at a moment's notice. But as he looked at Jesus, something strange happened. He felt a sudden sense of peace and calm wash over him, as if a higher power was stopping him from completing his mission.
Agent 47 hesitated, unsure of what to do. He looked around at the people in the crowd, and saw the joy and love in their eyes as they listened to Jesus. He realized that he could not go through with his mission, that it would be wrong to kill this man who was spreading such a message of hope and love.
So instead of pulling the trigger, Agent 47 lowered his weapon and walked away from the crowd, disappearing into the busy streets of Jerusalem. He knew that he had made the right decision, even if it meant going against his orders.
In the end, Agent 47 had learned that sometimes even the most skilled assassin must follow their conscience, and that the power of love and compassion was stronger than any weapon.

Agent 47 stood at the top of a skyscraper, surveying the city below. For years, he had been the world's most efficient and feared assassin. But today, he had been given a new mission: to eliminate every single person on Earth.
At first, the idea seemed impossible. How could one man take out every person on the planet? But Agent 47 was not just any man. He was a highly trained assassin, with access to the most advanced weaponry and technology.
With a grim determination, Agent 47 set out on his mission. He traveled the world, taking out targets one by one. He was methodical and precise, never leaving a trace.
As the weeks went by, the world began to empty. Cities were abandoned, and the streets were silent. Agent 47 continued his mission, never slowing or stopping.
Eventually, there was only one person left on Earth: a young girl, hiding in a remote cabin in the mountains. Agent 47 tracked her down, and with a single shot, he ended her life.
The world was now empty. Agent 47 stood alone, the last living being on Earth. He had accomplished his mission, but at what cost? He had wiped out an entire species, and for what?
As he looked out at the desolate landscape, Agent 47 realized the true cost of his mission. He had become a monster, and there was no going back. He was the last survivor on a dead planet, and he knew he would never be able to escape the guilt of what he had done.

Blinx the TimeSweeper was always a fan favorite video game mascot, but it wasn't until the release of his latest game, "Blinx: Time Sweeper Odyssey," that he truly became the most popular video game mascot in the world.
Players loved the intricate time-manipulating gameplay and the clever level design, and Blinx's charming personality and wacky sense of humor only added to the game's appeal.
As Blinx's popularity soared, he started appearing on TV shows, magazine covers, and even starred in a series of hilarious commercials for his own game. He even had his own line of merchandise, from t-shirts to action figures to lunch boxes.
But despite all the fame and fortune, Blinx remained humble and always put the needs of his fans first. He regularly held meet-and-greets at gaming conventions, took part in charity events, and even had a personal hotline for fans to call in and talk to him.
Blinx's popularity only continued to grow, and his name became synonymous with fun and excitement in the world of video games. He was the undisputed king of the gaming world, and his fans loved him more than ever.
As he swept through time, battling evil bosses and saving the world from destruction, Blinx proved that even in a constantly changing industry, he was a timeless icon that would always be loved by gamers of all ages.

Bugs Bunny was minding his own business, munching on a carrot in the forest, when he suddenly heard a commotion coming from a nearby clearing. Curious, he hopped over to investigate and found none other than Donald Trump standing in the middle of the field, surrounded by a group of reporters.
"What's going on here?" Bugs asked one of the reporters.
"Mr. Trump is announcing his candidacy for president of the United States," the reporter replied.
Bugs couldn't believe his ears. "President? Of the United States?" he repeated, looking at Trump in disbelief.
Trump, who had been busy talking to the reporters, turned to Bugs and said, "That's right, my friend. And I'm going to make America great again!"
Bugs couldn't help but laugh at Trump's absurd claim. "America is already great," he said, shaking his head.
"Well, I know how to make it even greater," Trump replied, puffing out his chest with pride.
Bugs rolled his eyes and shook his head. "I don't think so, Mr. Trump," he said. "I think you're just a big, orange blowhard who's only interested in making money for yourself."
Trump's face turned red with anger at Bugs' insult. "How dare you speak to me like that!" he shouted.
Bugs just shrugged. "It's the truth, Mr. Trump," he said. "And I don't think the American people are going to fall for your empty promises."
Trump scowled at Bugs and stormed off, leaving the reporters and the forest behind. But Bugs just smiled to himself, knowing that he had put Trump in his place and that the American people would see through his lies.

Once upon a time, in the enchanted forest of Looney Tune Land, Bugs Bunny was strolling along, munching on a carrot, when he heard a loud, boisterous voice coming from behind a nearby bush.
"I am the greatest, the best, the most fabulous rabbit ever to set foot in this forest!" the voice declared.
Bugs chuckled to himself. "Sounds like somebody's got a big ego," he thought.
He cautiously peeked behind the bush, and there he saw the most unusual creature he had ever laid eyes on - a round, orange-hued rabbit with tiny hands and a toupee on his head.
"Who are you?" Bugs asked, curious.
"I am Donald Trump, the greatest, most powerful rabbit in all the land!" the creature replied.
Bugs couldn't help but laugh. "You're no rabbit, you're a clown!"
"I am not a clown, I am a successful businessman and leader!" Trump protested.
"If you're such a leader, why are you hiding behind a bush?" Bugs teased.
Trump's face turned red with anger. "I am not hiding, I am strategizing!"
Bugs chuckled again. "Well, Mr. Trump, it's been nice meeting you, but I think I'll go back to my burrow now. Good luck with your strategizing."
With that, Bugs hopped away, leaving a frustrated and embarrassed Trump behind.

Bugs Bunny was out for a stroll in the forest, munching on a carrot, when he stumbled upon a group of rabbits gathered around a television set.
"What's going on here, guys?" Bugs asked, as he hopped over to join them.
"We're watching the news," one of the rabbits replied. "Donald Trump is running for president."
Bugs was shocked. "Donald Trump? The guy with the weird hair and the big mouth?"
"That's the one," another rabbit said. "He's saying some pretty crazy things."
Bugs shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe it. How could anyone take that guy seriously?"
But as he watched the news report, Bugs started to get more and more angry. Trump was spouting off about building a wall to keep out immigrants, and making America great again.
"That's it," Bugs said, hopping to his feet. "I've had enough of this nonsense. I'm going to take that Trump down a peg or two."
So, with a determined look on his face, Bugs set off to find Donald Trump. He tracked him down to a nearby campaign rally, where Trump was giving a speech to a crowd of supporters.
Bugs listened for a moment, but he couldn't take it anymore. He hopped up onto the stage and grabbed the microphone from Trump's hand.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Trump yelled, trying to grab the microphone back.
But Bugs was quick. He dodged Trump's grasping hands and started to speak into the microphone.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Bugs said, in his trademark Brooklyn accent. "I am Bugs Bunny, and I'm here to tell you that Donald Trump is a fraud. He's just a big, orange blusterer with nothing to offer this country but empty promises and hot air."
The crowd gasped in shock, and Trump's face turned red with anger. He lunged at Bugs, but the wily rabbit was too quick for him.
"You can't catch me, Donald," Bugs teased, as he danced around the stage. "I'm the one and only Bugs Bunny, the world's greatest cartoon character. You're nothing but a washed-up reality TV star."
The crowd erupted into cheers and laughter, and Bugs continued to mock Trump, making jokes about his hair and his orange skin.
Trump was furious, but he couldn't catch Bugs. Finally, he gave up and stormed off the stage, muttering threats under his breath.
Bugs Bunny grinned, feeling victorious. He had taken down Donald Trump, and he knew that he had made a difference.
"That's all, folks," Bugs said, as he hopped off the stage and back into the forest. "I hope you enjoyed the show."

Kratos was a god of war, feared and respected by all who knew his name. But his reign of terror came to an end when he was named in the #MeToo movement.
It started with a whisper, a rumor that circulated among the other gods. Kratos had been seen with a mortal woman, a warrior who had caught his eye. The gods knew that Kratos had a reputation for bedding mortal women, but this was different.
The woman, who went by the name of Atreus, had been seen with bruises on her body, and her friends reported that she had confided in them about Kratos's abusive behavior. At first, the gods didn't believe it. Kratos was a god, after all, and they couldn't imagine him capable of such cruelty.
But as more and more women came forward with their own stories of abuse at the hands of Kratos, the gods could no longer ignore the truth. They held a council and debated what to do about the god of war.
Some wanted to banish him from Olympus, but others argued that he should be punished in a more fitting way. In the end, they decided to strip him of his godly powers and exile him to the mortal realm.
Kratos was furious when he learned of their decision, but he knew that he had no choice but to accept it. He left Olympus and wandered the earth, a mortal man with no powers to protect him.
The other gods watched as Kratos struggled to survive in the mortal world, and they knew that they had made the right decision. Kratos may have once been a god, but his actions had proven that he was no longer worthy of his title.
The #MeToo movement had brought down the god of war, and the gods knew that they could never forgive him for what he had done.

Mario was a beloved video game character, known for his bright red cap and overalls, jumping on enemies and saving the princess. He had been a part of gaming culture for decades, but recently, things started to change.
People began to criticize Mario for being outdated and stereotypical. They called him sexist for always rescuing a damsel in distress and for being a white, cisgender male. The gaming industry was shifting towards more diverse and inclusive representation, and Mario was no longer fitting the mold.
The creators of Mario faced a difficult decision. They could try to update the character and his storylines to fit the changing times, but they knew that would alienate the fans who loved the classic version of Mario. They could also try to ignore the criticisms and continue making games with the original character, but that would risk losing fans and support.
In the end, they decided to cancel Mario altogether. It was a tough decision, but they believed it was the right one for the future of their company and the gaming industry.
Fans were devastated. They had grown up with Mario and his adventures, and now he was gone. They organized protests and petitions, trying to convince the creators to bring back their beloved character.
But it was too late. The creators had moved on to new projects, and Mario was a thing of the past. The gaming world was left without its most iconic hero, and fans had to find new characters to love and support.
The cancellation of Mario was a turning point for the gaming industry. It showed that even the most beloved characters could be replaced if they didn't fit the current cultural climate. And it reminded fans that the industry was always changing and evolving, and they had to be open to new ideas and representation.

Once upon a time in the land of Donkey Kong Island, Donkey Kong was just another ape living in the jungle. He spent his days playing with his friends and munching on bananas. But one day, something changed.
Donkey Kong discovered the world of YouTube and quickly became enamored with all the different personalities and content creators. He spent hours watching videos and learning about the ins and outs of the platform.
One day, Donkey Kong decided to create his own channel. He began posting videos of himself playing with his friends, munching on bananas, and having a good time. He quickly gained a following and became known as the "Banana-Munching King" of YouTube.
But as time went on, Donkey Kong began to become frustrated with the algorithms and the lack of support from YouTube. He felt like he wasn't getting the recognition he deserved and that his content was being buried by the platform.
In a fit of rage, Donkey Kong started posting angry rants on his channel, calling out YouTube for their unfair treatment of creators. His videos went viral and he gained even more followers, who loved his passionate and outraged personality.
Donkey Kong became a sensation on YouTube, known for his hilarious and angry rants about the platform. He continued to grow his channel and eventually even started collaborating with other creators.
And that's how Donkey Kong went from a simple ape living in the jungle to an outraged YouTube personality, inspiring others to speak out against injustice and fight for what they believe in.

Miyamoto, the legendary creator of beloved video game franchises such as Mario and The Legend of Zelda, had always been a beloved figure in the gaming community. However, one day, he decided to venture into the depths of GameFAQs to engage with fans and answer some of their questions.
As he browsed through the various forums, he came across a thread dedicated to discussing his latest game, Super Mario Odyssey. Excited to hear what people thought of his latest creation, he eagerly clicked on the thread and began to read through the comments.
At first, the responses were overwhelmingly positive, with fans praising the game's vibrant world, engaging gameplay, and clever use of the Switch's unique features. However, as he scrolled down further, Miyamoto's heart sank as he came across a series of increasingly hostile and sarcastic comments.
"This game is trash," one user wrote. "It's just a rehash of the same old Mario formula with nothing new to offer."
"Miyamoto-san needs to retire already," another chimed in. "He's lost his touch and is just milking the Mario franchise for all it's worth."
Miyamoto was shocked and hurt by the comments, but he tried to stay composed and respond in a polite and respectful manner. He explained the thought and care that went into the game's design, and how he had worked hard to innovate and push the boundaries of the Mario series.
However, the trolls would not be silenced. They continued to barrage Miyamoto with insults and mockery, often resorting to personal attacks and even questioning his intelligence and skill as a game developer.
Feeling overwhelmed and frustrated, Miyamoto decided to log off and take a break. He sat down at his desk, staring blankly at the screen as he tried to process the hurtful words he had just read.
But despite the troll's best efforts, Miyamoto's passion and love for game development remained undiminished. He knew that he had created a game that he was proud of, and that it had brought joy to countless players around the world.
He picked up a pencil and began to sketch out some new ideas for his next game, determined to continue pushing the boundaries of gaming and bringing joy to players everywhere.

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Once upon a time, in a world filled with magic and adventure, there was a blue blur named Sonic the Hedgehog. He was known for his incredible speed and his unstoppable determination. But one day, a terrible disease swept through the land, and Sonic was not immune.
At first, he didn't think much of the symptoms. A cough here, a fever there. But as the days went on, Sonic's condition worsened. He struggled to breathe, his body wracked with pain. His friends, Tails and Knuckles, did their best to help him, but there was little they could do.
As Sonic lay in his bed, his strength slowly slipping away, he thought about all the adventures he had been on, all the enemies he had defeated. He thought about the people he had helped, and the friends he had made. He realized that he had lived a full and exciting life, but now it was coming to an end.
With tears in his eyes, Sonic took his last breath. His friends mourned his passing, but they knew that his spirit would live on forever in the memories of those who loved him. The world was a little bit dimmer without Sonic, but his legacy would never be forgotten.

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Tell me a story about Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting everyone in the world with a Stone Cold Stunner

Once upon a time, Stone Cold Steve Austin was on a mission to hit everyone in the world with his signature move, the Stone Cold Stunner. He traveled to every corner of the globe, delivering the devastating maneuver to anyone and everyone he came across. No one was safe from the Stone Cold Stunner, and soon, everyone on Earth had felt its full force.
As Stone Cold continued his rampage, he encountered many different people from all walks of life. He hit athletes, celebrities, politicians, and even world leaders with the Stone Cold Stunner. No one was able to withstand its power, and everyone went down like a ton of bricks.
Despite the chaos and destruction that Stone Cold was causing, people couldn't help but be in awe of his incredible strength and stamina. He was a force to be reckoned with, and no one could stop him.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Stone Cold had hit every single person on Earth with the Stone Cold Stunner. Exhausted but triumphant, he let out a mighty yell and raised his arms in victory. The whole world had felt the wrath of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and he was the undisputed king of the ring.
The end.

Tell me a story about Stone Cold Steve Austin challenging Thanos to a match for the Infinity Gauntlet. The match will be commentated by Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler Stone Cold must hit him with a Stone Cold Stunner and pin him for the three count

Stone Cold Steve Austin stood in the middle of the wrestling ring, staring down his opponent, the all-powerful Thanos. The Infinity Gauntlet glimmered on Thanos's hand, its immense power pulsing in the air around them.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler commentated from their perch high above the ring, analyzing the situation.
"This is it, folks! Stone Cold Steve Austin, the toughest S.O.B. in wrestling, is going up against Thanos, the Mad Titan, for the Infinity Gauntlet!" Ross exclaimed.
"And let's not forget, King, Thanos has the Infinity Stones on his side," Lawler added. "He's virtually unstoppable."
But Stone Cold wasn't intimidated. He stood tall, his eyes locked onto Thanos's.
"It's time to do this, Thanos," he growled, cracking his neck.
Thanos sneered and lifted the Infinity Gauntlet. A burst of energy erupted from it, sending Stone Cold flying backwards.
"Oh no, Stone Cold's in trouble!" Ross shouted.
But Stone Cold quickly regained his footing, pulling himself up and charging towards Thanos once again. He dodged Thanos's blasts of energy, ducking and weaving as he searched for an opening.
Finally, he saw his chance. With a quick movement, he grabbed the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos's hand, slipping it onto his own.
"What the hell?!" Thanos yelled, shocked.
But Stone Cold was already in action. He used the Infinity Gauntlet to turn Thanos's own powers against him, blasting him with energy from the Infinity Stones.
Thanos stumbled backwards, gasping for breath. Stone Cold grinned and launched himself at Thanos, hitting him with a Stone Cold Stunner and pinning him for the three count.
"It's over, folks! Stone Cold Steve Austin is the new owner of the Infinity Gauntlet!" Ross exclaimed.
The crowd erupted in cheers as Stone Cold held up the Infinity Gauntlet, victorious. He had proven that even the toughest opponents could be defeated with determination and skill.

Tell me a story about Stone Cold Steve Austin time travelling to give Jesus a Stone Cold Stunner

Once upon a time, Stone Cold Steve Austin found himself transported back in time to the days of Jesus Christ. As he wandered the streets of ancient Jerusalem, he came across a crowd of people gathered around a man preaching on a mountaintop.
As he listened to the man's words, Austin realized that this was none other than Jesus himself. Impressed by the power of his words, Austin decided to give Jesus a gift - the Stone Cold Stunner.
With a roar of "Austin 3:16 says I just gave you a Stone Cold Stunner," Austin leapt into action, delivering the devastating move to Jesus. The crowd was shocked, but Jesus simply smiled and brushed himself off.
"Thank you, my friend," he said. "Your gift has given me the strength to continue my mission."
And with that, Stone Cold Steve Austin vanished back to his own time, having left a lasting impression on one of history's most famous figures.

Tell me a story about Stone Cold Steve Austin embarrassing Darth Vader with a promo on the Death Star, hitting him with a Stone Cold Stunner and then celebrating with beers thrown to him by Stormtroopers

Once upon a time, Stone Cold Steve Austin was invited to the Death Star to cut a promo on the evil Darth Vader. Austin strutted onto the stage, wearing his signature black leather vest and black cowboy hat. He pointed his finger at Vader and said, "You think you're tough, Vader? You ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the toughest S.O.B. in the galaxy and I'm not afraid of you or your little Empire."
Vader, who was known for his intimidating presence, was caught off guard by Austin's bold words. He scowled and tried to respond, but Austin cut him off with a Stone Cold Stunner. Vader fell to the ground, unconscious, as Austin raised his arms in victory.
The audience, which consisted of Stormtroopers and other members of the Empire, cheered for Austin. A few Stormtroopers even threw beers to Austin, who chugged them down and celebrated his victory.
Austin left the Death Star with his head held high, knowing that he had just humiliated one of the most feared villains in the galaxy. He continued to be the toughest and most badass wrestler in the galaxy, and no one could stop him.

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