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Scorsese2002
11/28/22 5:12:22 PM
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https://twitter.com/npr/status/1597286463988645890?s=46&t=NEkZjJ00GIECYxICmUJcOQ

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WingsOfGood
11/28/22 5:13:22 PM
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Good
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K181
11/28/22 5:14:07 PM
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The hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.

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SomeLikeItHoth
11/28/22 5:14:21 PM
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Good. I hope she wins.

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PiOverlord
11/28/22 5:15:32 PM
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Let's all join her in a class-action lawsuit!

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Devilanse333
11/28/22 5:17:41 PM
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Twitternews twittergasm

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Suolevram
11/28/22 5:18:39 PM
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I mean, she isn't wrong. Takes 3 and a half minutes in the microwave then you add "cheese" powder, stir it in, then you have to let it sit for a bit otherwise you're ingesting liquid magma.

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_BlueMonk
11/28/22 5:21:26 PM
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can i sue quaker

their 2.5 minute oatmeal always bubbles over and makes a mess in my microwave! this is their fault! no i wont use a bigger bowl!

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FatAnimeBooty
11/28/22 5:27:05 PM
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She may actually have a false advertisement case
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Kurt_Russel
11/28/22 5:28:42 PM
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Can I sue Kelloggs if my cereal doesnt snap, crackle, and/or pop?

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SneakyGoomba
11/28/22 5:32:26 PM
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So genuinely curious , since it says that law firm has a bunch of other cases that got dismissed for being frivolous, what's the end game here? Do they settle out of court and get a pay out? What kind of con is this?
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Questionmarktarius
11/28/22 5:33:48 PM
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SneakyGoomba posted...
So genuinely curious , since it says that law firm has a bunch of other cases that got dismissed for being frivolous, what's the end game here?
Shotgun theory, probably.
Bring a shitton of bullshit lawsuits, make bank on the ones that actually settle.
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thronedfire2
11/28/22 5:35:06 PM
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I guarantee the box says "microwave strength varies. cooking time may be adjusted" or something along those lines. just like every microwavable food

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Scorsese2002
11/28/22 5:40:13 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I guarantee the box says "microwave strength varies. cooking time may be adjusted" or something along those lines. just like every microwavable food

Exactly, she could just have a low wattage microwave

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Irony
11/28/22 5:43:41 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen something that you cook in the microwave that doesn't say microwave times vary

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Ratchetrockon
11/28/22 5:46:49 PM
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wow how much she gonna make

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A_Good_Boy
11/28/22 6:02:03 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I guarantee the box says "microwave strength varies. cooking time may be adjusted" or something along those lines. just like every microwavable food
She's not filing her lawsuit based on just the time it takes to microwave. She's basing her lawsuit because that 3.5 minute time doesn't include prep time.

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SneakyGoomba
11/28/22 6:03:42 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I guarantee the box says "microwave strength varies. cooking time may be adjusted" or something along those lines. just like every microwavable food

I think their case is even weirder then that from how I read, they are arguing the prep time doesn't account for opening the cheese packet and such. How do you even estimate damages for this? How do you monetize mere minutes of somebodys free time?

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Biofighter55
11/28/22 6:05:05 PM
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she might have something here

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A_Good_Boy
11/28/22 6:05:49 PM
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SneakyGoomba posted...
I think their case is even weirder then that from how I read, they are arguing the prep time doesn't account for opening the cheese packet and such. How do you even estimate damages for this? How do you monetize mere minutes of somebodys free time?
You do it at $5 mil.

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Vicious_Dios
11/28/22 6:06:14 PM
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These poptarts are still cold... after three seconds.

What is this?... WHAT IS THIS?!??

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Blade_Trinity
11/28/22 6:12:07 PM
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She sounds like a fucking idiot.

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