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DumbQuestion 11/27/22 5:45:00 PM #1:	Which Is More Dangerous To Humans? Chimp Mountain Lion Which Is More Dangerous To Humans? - Results (55 votes) Chimp 70.91% (39 votes) 39 Mountain Lion 29.09% (16 votes) 16 Which animal would be more dangerous for an average human to fight or come across? A. A Chimpanzee B. A Mountain Lion/Cougar For A+B, both animals are Angry/Bloodlusted <cite>DumbQuestion posted [p:969742514] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote> Which Is More Dangerous To Humans? Chimp Mountain Lion Vote View Results Which Is More Dangerous To Humans? - Results (55 votes) Chimp 70.91% (39 votes) 39 Mountain Lion 29.09% (16 votes) 16 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80252531', message: '0', key: 'b3703cd5' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Which animal would be more dangerous for an average human to fight or come across? A. A Chimpanzee B. A Mountain Lion/Cougar For A+B, both animals are Angry/Bloodlusted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Michael_Booth 11/27/22 5:50:05 PM #3:	The Chimpanzee can be reasoned with, through sign language. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/3/AASpaLAAD7Zv.jpg The Mountain Lion can be scared off, by saying you'll be giving it a bath: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AASpaLAAD7Zw.jpg I declare both are harmless to a sufficiently intelligent human. <cite>Michael_Booth posted [p:969742631] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>The Chimpanzee can be reasoned with, through sign language.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/3/AASpaLAAD7Zv.jpg The Mountain Lion can be scared off, by saying you'll be giving it a bath:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AASpaLAAD7Zw.jpg I declare both are harmless to a sufficiently intelligent human.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 11/27/22 6:03:06 PM #4:	Chimps. They cannot be reasoned with. Don't let the above user deceive you. You're only delaying the inevitable face eating. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:969742953] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>Chimps. They cannot be reasoned with. Don't let the above user deceive you. You're only delaying the inevitable face eating.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/27/22 6:12:30 PM #6:	That's what you get for not hailing to the Chimp! --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:969743195] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>That's what you get for not hailing to the Chimp!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 11/27/22 6:13:46 PM #7:	I would take the cougar because theres something psychologically terrifying about being killed and potentially consumed by a humanoid creature. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:969743228] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>I would take the cougar because theres something psychologically terrifying about being killed and potentially consumed by a humanoid creature. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 11/27/22 6:20:55 PM #8:	i just voted mountain lion because they run faster and can get larger --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:969743402] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>i just voted mountain lion because they run faster and can get larger</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDurinator 11/27/22 6:21:51 PM #9:	Definitely a chimp <cite>TheDurinator posted [p:969743422] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>Definitely a chimp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 11/27/22 6:23:15 PM #10:	Mountain lion will at least likely go straight for your throat. At minimum youre likely to die a quick, albeit painful, death. Chimp might not even kill you. Just rip off your fingers, nose, eyes, face, genitals, random large chunks of your flesh, etc and leave you to writhe in agony. <cite>gamer167 posted [p:969743453] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>Mountain lion will at least likely go straight for your throat. At minimum youre likely to die a quick, albeit painful, death.Chimp might not even kill you. Just rip off your fingers, nose, eyes, face, genitals, random large chunks of your flesh, etc and leave you to writhe in agony.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PballDepot 11/27/22 6:27:27 PM #11:	be tough to beat a chimp in a knife fight, but I like my chances --- https://i.imgur.com/3nl5l.png <cite>PballDepot posted [p:969743552] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>be tough to beat a chimp in a knife fight, but I like my chances</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/27/22 6:28:03 PM #12:	PballDepot posted... be tough to beat a chimp in a knife fight, but I like my chances RIP Furious George --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:969743567] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>PballDepot posted... </cite><quote>be tough to beat a chimp in a knife fight, but I like my chances</quote>RIP Furious George</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DumbQuestion 11/27/22 7:49:03 PM #13:	Lol <cite>DumbQuestion posted [p:969745529] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DumbQuestion 11/28/22 9:47:43 AM #15:	good point <cite>DumbQuestion posted [p:969757165] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>good point</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 11/28/22 9:52:25 AM #16:	Humans have defeated mountain lions in battle, barehanded. This has not happened against a chimp. --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:969757248] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>Humans have defeated mountain lions in battle, barehanded. This has not happened against a chimp.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/28/22 10:13:15 AM #17:	These fucking things: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/7/AAEhCpAAD7i3.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:969757580] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>These fucking things:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/7/AAEhCpAAD7i3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/28/22 10:13:37 AM #18:	I'd much rather tangle with a cougar than a chimp --- Oda break tracker 2022- 11 (3) \| THE Ohio State:10-0 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 2-7 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:969757589] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>I'd much rather tangle with a cougar than a chimp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Snake07 11/28/22 10:16:43 AM #19:	This is like asking if its more dangerous to have your head cleaved in half or chopped off. Youre 100% dead either way. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid_Snake07 posted [p:969757650] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>This is like asking if its more dangerous to have your head cleaved in half or chopped off. Youre 100% dead either way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Snake07 11/28/22 10:18:20 AM #20:	Evening_Dragon posted... Humans have defeated mountain lions in battle, barehanded. This has not happened against a chimp. Young and emaciated ones on the brink of starvation, sure --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid_Snake07 posted [p:969757679] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted... </cite><quote>Humans have defeated mountain lions in battle, barehanded. This has not happened against a chimp.</quote>Young and emaciated ones on the brink of starvation, sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 11/28/22 10:19:05 AM #21:	Mountain lions are likely to leave you alone most of the time or can be scared off A chimp will defile your corpse for simply existing. --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:969757697] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>Mountain lions are likely to leave you alone most of the time or can be scared offA chimp will defile your corpse for simply existing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 11/28/22 12:25:25 PM #22:	I'd rather take on a cougar than a chimp to be honest. I can take on a 40+ year old lady. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:969760088] in Which Anim... [t:80252531]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather take on a cougar than a chimp to be honest. I can take on a 40+ year old lady.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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